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One time, I'm being pestered by this guy for some cash while i'm in my car. He's apparently "homeless" and just wants a bite to eat. My door is half open and i'm just chillin and listening to music, when he suddenly pulls a small-ish knife, and asks for my money.

This is obviously a desperate last resort. I pull, out of my back seat, a lightsaber replica I had made to mess around with my friends (I was sixteen, cut me some slack) out of the back seat and smack his hand, leaving a large welt and his knife on the ground.

I was taller than him and armed, so he probably realized he should gtfo when I took my phone out of my pocket to call the police.

Now I have a free knife!

So what are some shenanigans you may have pulled "star wars style?"

I was playing star wars battlefront II, and flying a tie fighter in a space battle I had an x wing dead in my cross hairs and I said "I have you now!" and shot his ass down.

That's all I got sorry

I hate the flight games in BFII...

I hate BFII

Does having outdoor fights with those Hasbro lightsabers count?

p.s I almost hit the roof with excitment when I first saw the title to this thread. I thought that Temple had been revived. lol

All I have is dressing up in robes and having outdoor lightsaber battles with my uncle and cousins. Occasionally we really get into it and act like characters we made up. I'm almost always Sith.

I spent the night getting tickets for EP I, sleeping in a tent on a concrete sidewalk. Thats enough of real life in a star wars way

wow I never had something like that happen to me

but I rather feel fortunate

Good for you.

The first girl I to was a twi'ek dancer.

twi'ek? that's not star wars >

Ooohh picky picky...

Originally posted by sweersa
The first girl I to was a twi'ek dancer.

Close. Wanna try again? I kid.

From experience I can tell it's worthwhile to try again.

Sorry it was a twi lek, yes. She was gone when I woke up.

Originally posted by sweersa
Sorry it was a twi lek, yes. She was gone when I woke up.

The day you actually get laid people might believe that!

Originally posted by Zoom
The day you actually get laid people might believe that!

You are jealous because I slept with an imaginary Star Wars female species. Admit it.

Those two fingers on you hand, yeah, the two biggest? They aren't head-tails, no matter how drunk you get. Even if you paint your hand blue.

And draw a face on it.

...my cellphone's message alert tone-ringer-thing is Darth Vader's "Yes Master."

I couldn't even count how many times I've answered "What is it, Vader?" to it, and how many times I've been either half-asleep, or in a dark room not really paying any attention, and jump in shock and such because of it.

My default ringtone on my cell is Metallica's cover of the Imperial March.

I love that rendition.

I remember a group of us went to quasar once. My best friend was on the opposite team, and we literally bumped into each other and he lost his footing. It was hilarious! He actually backed away as i stood over him pointing the gun at his head, and he did the whole Vader thing where he put his hand up coupled with the heavy breathing. Priceless!
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I used to have Yoda as a ringtone. Fake ringtone but it still worked. He said: " Your phone, ringing it is. Answer you must." And for text messages: "A message from the dark side you have."

But, I can't get them to work on the iPhone.

Originally posted by queeq

But, I can't get them to work on the iPhone.

Are they flash? Muhahaha.

Err... ????

Originally posted by queeq
Err... ????

Flash as in Adobe flash.

It's audio.

Originally posted by queeq
It's audio.

Ah, 8 track.

I once beat down someone with the brutality of Jango Fett and threatened that if he tried to retaliate I would come back and break the bones in his body.

Originally posted by MasterAshenVor
I once beat down someone with the brutality of Jango Fett and threatened that if he tried to retaliate I would come back and break the bones in his body.

Did you head butt him?

Originally posted by MasterAshenVor
I once beat down someone with the brutality of Jango Fett and threatened that if he tried to retaliate I would come back and break the bones in his body. awww, do it right the first time..

Just hard...

I didnt have anything to add to this thread other than let my kid hit me with lightsabers when she was younger....so I got my wife the other night....she went to grab my glass and I told her thats not the booze your looking for ...then told her to move along....I tried to explain after but she wasnt interested...she watched all of em a few times and she is now done with starwars....she wouldnt even watch the cartoons...bummer...my kid still loves star wars though!

Kids are the key to our future SW life.

Yes, I did headbutt him actually. and it hurt lol

He'll never forget.

As a kid, I used to imagine the Death Star trench everywhere. Our department store had one narrow aisle that ran the length of the building; I used to start at one end and run down it to the other side, thinking I was launching torpedoes at the end!

I'd do it on my bicycle as well, going down alleyways and tight forest trails.

Now that sounds great... did you blow up the food counter?

Originally posted by queeq
Now that sounds great... did you blow up the food counter?

No...I think my torpedoes always just missed, because I didn't have the force.

If at first you don't succeed...

My friend said he'd try to make it out to my house this weekend.

Me:"There is no try, only do, or not do."

Him: "you freakin nerd."

Originally posted by queeq
Now that sounds great...

And when I'm doing lots of fast turns on a corkscrewing highway, I think it's the tunnel from Death Star 2! (And I wish sometimes I could torpedo that car in front of me...)

I have that every day when I am stuck in traffic.

Originally posted by roughrider
And when I'm doing lots of fast turns on a corkscrewing highway, I think it's the tunnel from Death Star 2! (And I wish sometimes I could torpedo that car in front of me...)

You just described my daily morning drive. I imagine all the buttons and knobs on my dashboard are ship controls...love going to hyperspace!

The ultimate moment of geekdom: My girlfriend wakes me up one morning after a long night of playing Battlefront. She tells me "Wake up" to which I reply "Have the CIS attacked yet?" after which I opened my eyes, realizing what I'd said. "Wow...I need to lay off the game for a few days"

I thin kI said this....not sure but I do remember saying to wifey thats not the drink you looking for move on er somethin like that ...

Summer of '99, working at an outdoor camp in the Pocono Mountains of eastern Pennsylvania.....a bunch of us counselors were swimming in the lake. For some reason one of the girls somehow managed to drop a whole bunch of keys on a keychain near the dock. It was a big deal cuz a lot of buildings had keys on that keychain (which could mean having to change a lot of locks). Some of us were swimming, and I got a diving mask and was going down looking over and over. It was murky and kinda deep and all yucky and crap on the bottom. I was having no luck except finding some old junk like old swim goggles that had probably been down there years. We were ready to get out and I jokingly asked a guy named Jim to point one last time to the water and I would dive down there.
Well, he did and I went down and low and behold got those danged keys!! Now this was right when Episode 1 came out, and at this remote camp we had no TV or anything and we drove 45 minutes to see the new movie 3 times that spring/early summer on the weekends. So I called Jim "Qui Gon Jim" for pointing out the keys with his jedi-sense.

Have a light saber fight with a fellow star wars friend of mine!He won!

Lol once I tried to buy a 15 game and the guy said got an ID and I said "you don't need to see any identification"

btw I'm new joined today