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McClane from the Die Hard series against Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series.

Setting is the gigantic Mall of America.

1) Hand to hand in the food court. Both start 25 feet apart. Food court tables, chairs, etc, can be utilized.

2) Both start at opposite ends of the mall. Both have a Beretta 9mm with 4 nine round clips, a throwing knife, and a Zippo lighter. Hunt and kill. Only one walks away.

1) Solid Snake pwns.
2) Solid Snake WTF pwns.

Snake curb stomps both scenarios.

McClane solos.

Snake only needs his bare hands in both scenarios.

McClane's not falling for the 'hide under a box and sneak around' trick, you fat prick.

He doesn't have to.

Snake caves McClane's skull in with a single punch.

Stronger forces have tried to cave in the McSkull; they've not been successful to date, you jizz monger.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stronger forces have tried to cave in the McSkull; they've not been successful to date, you jizz monger.

Were they stronger then Class 100?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Were they stronger then Class 100?

Class 101

Originally posted by Robtard
Class 101

So weaker then an older, weaker Snake when he physically restrained Vamp, who physically clashes with a guy capable of holding back giant battleships.

Good to know.

McClane is a weakling who would lose against a grape slushie if he challenged it to a fight

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane is a weakling who would lose against a grape slushie if he challenged it to a fight

Don't let the butt-hurt from constantly losing make you bitter. bro.

Good advice, but it applies more to you than me

Solid Snake dismantles Mac

McClane outruns explosions, he blitzes Snake

Originally posted by BloodRain
McClane outruns explosions, he blitzes Snake

Snake dodges shots from railguns in the middle of a snow storm.
biscuits

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's not falling for the 'hide under a box and sneak around' trick, you fat prick.
I might just stalk you around KMC if you keep making me giggle like this. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I might just stalk you around KMC if you keep making me giggle like this. haermm Do it.

McClane, dog.

Snake leaves a trail of broken glass that McClane stupidly walks through

Snake wins because at one point Christian Bale was gonna play Solid Snake

Why bother making McClane threads? facepalm

Mcclane's feats from The Movies and PSX DH trilogy alone, ruin Snake who is forced by McClane to eat his own tail and poop himself out of his own scaly arse..

No, Snake punches McClane's head off.

Unlike you, who knows what you are saying is fanwank, what I am saying is entirely accurate to what would happen.

Nope its not fanwank at all.

1) When has McClane's head ever been shown as even remotely punch-offable?

2) Everything contained in my statement is watertight.
It leaks not one iota, and will allow no liquid effluence like you just spoke in through its liquid proof shell.

Meh. McClande should be banned. Too godlike for these silly games.

Snake has fought cyborg ninjas that can bullet-time like a mother****er on speed, and came out on top.

It doesn't hurt that the cyborb ninja in question (Gray Fox) was also strong enough to cut and rip through steel as if it was tissue paper. Trained, genetically enhanced soldiers, were just rag-dolls for that guy.

Snake beat him, and has fought even worse. Phuck, he even fought giant robots.

Originally posted by Falcon Man
Snake has fought cyborg ninjas that can bullet-time like a mother****er on speed, and came out on top.

It doesn't hurt that the cyborb ninja in question (Gray Fox) was also strong enough to cut and rip through steel as if it was tissue paper. Trained, genetically enhanced soldiers, were just rag-dolls for that guy.

Snake beat him, and has fought even worse. Phuck, he even fought giant robots.
And?

Originally posted by Blight
And?

Welp, that's all I've got.

Mcclane gets his ass handed to him

Whatever happens... John finds out and win))

Snake stomps the **** out of him

John mcClane win . cuz he is badass.

This is unfair. Snake CQC McClane in both rounds and it's over

Also, Snake one shots McClane with a Railgun. Snake has fought supranaturals(kinda) opponents. McClane only fought normal humans

Originally posted by Nusa105
Also, Snake one shots McClane with a Railgun. Snake has fought supranaturals(kinda) opponents. McClane only fought normal humans Why do you keep bumping this shit?

Originally posted by RadZoa
Why do you keep bumping this shit?
Why? Does it matter? I know this is a mismatch but i like to post a reply to have a fun

Edit: Sorry, i just want to like to post a reply like i typed second above meant to make a joke(i think it's not even funny for y'all) and for an argument to anyone thinks McClane beats Snake

Originally posted by Nusa105
Why? Does it matter? I know this is a mismatch but i like to post a reply to have a fun

Edit: Sorry, i just want to like to post a reply like i typed second above meant to make a joke(i think it's not even funny for y'all) and for an argument to anyone thinks McClane beats Snake i think you're a fa-gg-ot

My friend once said Snake would be akin to a fodder to McClane. And that McClane would punch his face so hard that Snake's head would fly straight to the moon

Originally posted by Solid47
My friend once said Snake would be akin to a fodder to McClane. And that McClane would punch his face so hard that Snake's head would fly straight to the moon
Don't listen to your friend, bro. Your friend is a dumb if he/she thinks like that

lol people on kmc is stupid

snake has the most basic and telegraphed moves ever

mcclane knocks his skull off with a single punch

Originally posted by Nusa105
Don't listen to your friend, bro. Your friend is a dumb if he/she thinks like that

because dumb****47s friend is telling the truth ****tard

Originally posted by Nusa105
Also, Snake one shots McClane with a Railgun. Snake has fought supranaturals(kinda) opponents. McClane only fought normal humans
lol youre stupid

snake didnt even tag solidus with a machine gun

mcclane puts a bullet or knocks his skull of in the first microsec of the fight

Originally posted by ares834
1) Solid Snake pwns.
2) Solid Snake WTF pwns.

only in your imagination dumbass

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
lol people on kmc is stupid

snake has the most basic and telegraphed moves ever

mcclane knocks his skull off with a single punch

McClane got horribly beaten by Stuart and Mai Lihn. Which indicates that McClane cannot contend against trained Martial Artists in a pure H2H fight.

Snake wins both rounds with ease.

Dexx Planet 86, I must ask that you stop your barrage of stupid post. As someone who is often critical of MGS you're making me look bad and it's gotten so bad that people actually think I'm you on another account

Please piss off for good, thank you