Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh deaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Can of anusol on the way.
Damn right about that

. It's a shame you'll be on the receiving end of it.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I'm gonna say McClane wins at this point, because weak hearted old Jack may get scared and drop dead if theres a loud noise
Why would this happen? Bauer doesn't have a weak heart.
If you are referring to the instance in Season 2 in which Jack flatlined after he was tazer directly on the heart for 10 seconds, you are an utter fool who doesn't know anything about 24 or Die Hard

. In Die Hard 2, a tazer was used for a brief 2 seconds to knock a fully grown man, Thornburg, unconscious. McClane would die if it was placed directly on his heart for ten seconds
If you want to talk about weak, let's talk about the fact that McClane fell to the ground immediately after sustaining a bullet wound in DH4. Bauer, on the other hand, after sustaining a bullet wound, was still able to walk and wrestle a man to the ground with his hands tied behind his back.
The only reason McClane was standing to shoot Gabriel is because Gabriel was holding him. And yes, McClane sustained the second bullet wound, but Bauer sustained two knife wounds to the abdomen, and that was before he got shot, and even then was was out-shooting entire consulates, so the fact that Bauer withstood two knife wounds and a bullet and was still able to walk and fight proves that he is far more durable than McClane, who couldn't take a single bullet.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
, plus CTU arent bailing him out,
Again, you are an utter fool making baseless claims. Bauer doesn't need CTU to bail him out. Watch how he storms Abu Fayed's compound and the Russian Consulate. Bauer has feats of not only solo-ing, but WTFcurbstomping multiple enemies single-handedly.
Also, as far as CTU aiding him, you continue to prove yourself to be an idiotic moron and troll. You know for a fact that Bauer takes on far more complex and dangerous situations than McClane has ever encountered. Bauer has had to stop WWIII, nukes, dirty bombs, nerve gas, and epidemics, amongst other things. Again, let's compare this to McClane, who struggles against lesser villains, chump mercenaries who steal candy bars who are simply trying to rob a building.
Even McClane's most dangerous foe, Gabriel, who threatened the US with financial collapse, is absolute trash compared to Marwan, who threatened the world with a global nuclear holocaust (and that was only a small part of the plan).
Hell, even McClane's original film sucks compared to Bauer. McClane only saved a high-rise. Bauer saved The White House and POTUS
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
which is bad news as Jack can't find his zipper without Tony and co..
Yep, keep ignoring that Bauer solos entire buildings with no help whatsoever besides his handgun. You just look like a retarded moron
McClane is weak. He gets his ass kicked in virtually every fight he gets in and gets disarmed easily in melee. Bauer, on the other hand has effortlessly snapped people's necks with his hands, legs, and while running up a wall, and has even torn out a man's neck with his teeth.
If you need any more proof to know how incompetent McClane is compared to Bauer, remember that McClane was struggling to learn how to fly a helicopter in DH4, whereas Jack is able to hijack and fly helicopters on a whim.
Bauer is clearly better than McClane and thus wins here, as he does everywhere
