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Russell is on the beach, it's midnight, Achilles rolls up in his boat and picks a fight. He has nightvision goggles for purposes of fairness.

Winner faces Voldemort in a football stadium. They start at opposite ends, but in the seats rather than on the ground.

The vampire gets my vote. Achilles is high-street level, but he's still just a human. And Voldemort can't spell what he can't hit.

True, Russell is fast enough that hitting him could be difficult for Voldemort, and he's probably physically superior to Achilles, though I don't think by that much. mmm Trying to remember other useful spells Voldemort would have than just 'lololavadekedavra' which might not even work right on a vampire.

Would it be more fair or less if I gave Achilles his myrmidons? Haven't seen Troy in years, but from what I recall he only had like 20. mmm

Russell is still likely too fast for Achilles iirc.

But Voldemort would kill both of them so it's not like it matters really.

Orly. How would Voldemort kill both of them?

By setting the vampire on fire, probably.

I'm just wondering if he could reliably hit Edgington, really. IIRC Voldemort's only got human speed and reaction time, and Edgington has shown he can get around human reaction time. Up close, anyway.

Fly above the area, burn it down. He can read minds so he'll know what either tries to do. And he could just torture, mind control, or just outright kill them with Avada Kedavra(Achilles has no resistance to it and I haven't seen anything from Russell to suggest he's good against magic).

Russell is faster for sure but he's decidedly very far apart and strikes me as a cocky guy who'd underestimate his opponent.

Flying is kind of cheating faggotry, but I guess Edgington could throw chairs and shit at him if he resorted to that.

What makes you confident that Voldemort could land one of those spells though? They do need to hit to be effective.

Teleporting mixed with mind reading.

Russell can fly as well, and when Bill Compton(roughly 250) got pissed, it looked like a tornado had torn through a trailer park.

Russell's nearly 3000 so by age alone he's physically stronger and faster than every vampire seen so far.

Hell, someone tried to shoot Eric and he saw the bullet in slow motion. And Russell has him by 2,000 years or so.

Voldemort gets tagged before he realizes what's happening, and Achilles...poor Achilles.

Assuming Tom has the same skill has twelve year old hermonie, then he has that one spell that can immobolize the vampire.

He'd have to hit him first, which is impossible with how fast he is.

Russell shit stomps. Voldemort is uber powerful but he wouldn't get a chance do anything. Russell strapped down a vampire older/faster than Eric in about 2 seconds while holding silver which weakens him. He chopped off an elder vampire's head before that vamp knew what was happening.

Spite. Epic spite

Dante wins


Kaypointlessposttotheunhookedbait, but yeah, Russell would utterly destory the competition.