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Skyward Sword Link v.s. Ash Williams. All standard equipment, no triforce, no foreknowledge. Happens in an empty town on main street at noon, 100 paces apart.

Lolsauce. It's f**cking on! Skyward Strike, lightning charged Ending Blow FTW.

Ash is too groovy for Link to handle.

Link hooked up with the finest b**ch in town without ever having to say a word. Link's awesome factor =/> Ash's groovy factor. Besides, it won't help Ash kill him.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Link hooked up with the finest b**ch in town without ever having to say a word. Link's awesome factor =/> Ash's groovy factor. Besides, it won't help Ash kill him.

Ash hooked up with a new girl 5 seconds after killing a deadite ***** in the grocery store. He can get any chick he wants with his groovy factor.

Can he kill Link with it?! uhuh

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Can he kill Link with it?! uhuh

He isn't aiming to kill him. He's gonna teach him how to become a legend. Thats why its called the Legend of Zelda, Ash breathed life into that universe.

Comparing legendary status, are we? Let's see...

Both: Came to light in the '80s.
Link: Continually reincarnated to kick some more ass!
Ash: (Sadly) Abandoned in place of a shitty reboot. Kanashi hi. (Sad day.)

Ash has nothing to "teach" him. Class dismissed.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Comparing legendary status, are we? Let's see...

Both: Came to light in the '80s.
Link: Continually reincarnated to kick some more ass!
Ash: (Sadly) Abandoned in place of a shitty reboot. Kanashi hi.

Ash has nothing to "teach" him. Class dismissed.

"Continually reincarnated" you mean getting milked.

The reboot was hardly shitty, it brought in loads more money than its production budget, and was praised by the original Evil Dead director.

Yay, go Ash go!!!

I should be downloading and playing Bano-Kazooie right now. Instead, I'm trolling my d**k off in a debate with you that neither of us has any real business participating in.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
I should be downloading and playing Bano-Kazooie right now. Instead, I'm trolling my d**k off in a debate with you that neither of us has any real business participating in.

Bano-Kazooie?

Ash > Kazooie.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
"Continually reincarnated" you mean getting milked.

The reboot was hardly shitty, it brought in loads more money than its production budget, and was praised by the original Evil Dead director.

Yay, go Ash go!!!

Play the damn games! Otherwise, I don't want to hear from you!

I don't give ass cheeks about the earnings. Today's horror movies will earn with little consequence, which is probably less than you believe it to be, if you wanted to get technical. Don't compare that heresy to the original (which I still want to see, lol).

Indeed, Ash! Go, go, go... the other way! (Trollolololol)

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Bano-Kazooie?

Ash > Kazooie.

Game from my childhood (much like the Zelda series).

No argument there. She'd be without Banjo, so she's f**ked. Spite!

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Play the damn games! Otherwise, I don't want to hear from you!

I don't give ass cheeks about the earnings. Today's horror movies will earn with little consequence, which is probably less than you believe it to be, if you wanted to get technical. Don't compare that heresy to the original (which I still want to see,
lol).

Indeed, Ash! Go, go, go... the other way. (Trollolololol)

Harsh so harsh.

Ash Williams > Mia.

Ash goes the other way like a boss once he's taught Link the secrets of the universe.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Harsh so harsh.

Ash Williams > Mia.

Ash goes the other way like a boss once he's taught Link the secrets of the universe.

I'm sorry. *Hugs Veteran apologetically*

Exactly my point.

Which universe? Furthermore, how much does he know of his own? uhuh Zelda takes place in an alternate reality, so Ash still has a lot to learn.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
I'm sorry. *Hugs Veteran apologetically*

Exactly my point.

Which universe? Furthermore, how much does he know of his own? uhuh Zelda takes place in an alternate reality, so Ash still has a lot to learn.





All universes. Ash has had demons in him and managed to survive that. And he survived the power of the necronomicron. He is Asbost. Kneel.

Originally posted by COG Veteran




All universes. Ash has had demons in him and managed to survive that. And he survived the power of the necronomicron. He is Asbost. Kneel.

Hence why the OP states "no foreknowledge"?! Clearly, there's some shit he doesn't know. Good for him; better for Link if they're still there. I see your Book of Evil and raise you The Incarnate of Evil (Demise/Ganon). So is the Fierce Deity. NEVER!

Ash becomes the father figure Link never had. He finally teaches him to speak. "Groovy" will be his first words cuz we all know Ash > Link

As awesome as that would be, he actually had a few lines of dialogue in SS, and Link grew up faster than Ash did given all the shit he went through at such a young age (17 as an adult), so the need for parental guidance is null. haermm

Originally posted by Sacred 117
As awesome as that would be, he actually had a few lines of dialogue in SS, and Link grew up faster than Ash did given all the shit he went through at such a young age (17 as an adult), so the need for parental guidance is null. haermm

If Link was to ever say anything along those lines to Ash, he would punish him like

How?! Link is naturally more skilled than Ash. Don't get me wrong. Ash is great and all, but he doesn't have an answer for the Spirit of the Hero. He's facing an all-purpose prodigy.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
If Link was to ever say anything along those lines to Ash, he would punish him like The Link in question did all of the following things, back to back;

-Soloed an army
-Beat the hell out of a massively class 100 speedy-brick.
-Bested Demise one to one in physical combat, a demon who could shake an entire valley while weakened and fight Hylia to a standstill, a goddess capable of affecting the whole planet with her power.

My two cents. 131

Originally posted by Sacred 117
How?!

By rubbing in the fact that he's had three legendary films while Link has had none

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Link in question did all of the following things, back to back;

-Soloed an army
-Beat the hell out of a massively class 100 speedy-brick.
-Bested Demise one to one in physical combat, a demon who could shake an entire valley while weakened and fight Hylia to a standstill, a goddess capable of affecting the whole planet with her power.

My two cents. 131

Ash throw your two cents into the well filled with deadites from AoD.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Link in question did all of the following things, back to back;

-Soloed an army
-Beat the hell out of a massively class 100 speedy-brick.
-Bested Demise one to one in physical combat, a demon who could shake an entire valley while weakened and fight Hylia to a standstill, a goddess capable of affecting the whole planet with her power.

My two cents. 131

I'm not sure, but I believe Ash did the first one as well. Either way, I (as usual) applaud your Zelda knowledge, as well as the fact that (unlike me) you can take this seriously. Lol.


Originally posted by COG Veteran
By rubbing in the fact that he's had three legendary films while Link has had none

No. Instead, he has a long-standing, still ongoing legendary video game series that has achieved a greater prolific status. The title (The Legend of Zelda) says it all. Whereas, Ash's time has passed, and he doesn't get the attention he deserves anymore. Welcome to 2013.


Originally posted by COG Veteran
Ash throw your two cents into the well filled with deadites from AoD.

Loltastic. Too bad he didn't take that opportunity to wish for victory, or to have his career restored. Both of which he could've asked for, but only one of which was remotely possible. His neglect to make that request makes me sad.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
I'm not sure, but I believe Ash did the first one as well. Either way, I (as usual) applaud your Zelda knowledge, as well as the fact that (unlike me) you can take this seriously. Lol.




No. Instead, he has a long-standing, still ongoing legendary video game series that has achieved a greater prolific status. The title (The Legend of Zelda) says it all. Whereas, Ash's time has passed, and he doesn't get the attention he deserves anymore. Welcome to 2013.




Loltastic. Too bad he didn't take that opportunity to wish for victory, or to have his career restored. Both of which he could've asked for, but only one of which was remotely possible. His neglect to make that request makes me sad.

Ash's time has passed cuz he's vanquished evil from this world, whereas Link just can't seem to get the job done

He wished for someone named Quan to give Zelda fans hell on a daily basis. Lo and behold it worked! Go Ash go!

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Ash's time has passed cuz he's vanquished evil from this world, whereas Link just can't seem to get the job done

He wished for someone named Quan to give Zelda fans hell on a daily basis. Lo and behold it worked! Go Ash go!

"Evil will always look for a foothold in this world." - Gandalf

So no, he hasn't. He just got lazy and stopped doing it. Link, on the other hand, has done his job again and again and again. When evil comes back, he kicks the shit out of it. Link has no quit in him. He is 'heroic' epitomized.

That's tragic. I'd have preferred Ash to make his return. I guess his ambition was little. I expected more of him. *nods disapprovingly*

Originally posted by Sacred 117
"Evil will always look for a foothold in this world." - Gandalf

So no, he hasn't. He just got lazy and stopped doing it. Link, on the other hand, has done his job again and again and again. When evil comes back, he kicks the shit out of it. Link has no quit in him. He is 'heroic' epitomized.

That's tragic. I'd have preferred Ash to make his return. I guess his ambition was little. I expected more of him. *nods disapprovingly*

Gandalf was refering to middle Earth. Not 80s Earth lol. Gandalf would break a hip trying to replicate Ashs feats.

Don't be a Link apologist. Ash accomplished wiping out evil faster and quicker than Link. He should sign up for the BADASS class that Ash teaches. It would help him

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Gandalf was refering to middle Earth. Not 80s Earth lol. Gandalf would break a hip trying to replicate Ashs feats.

Don't be a Link apologist. Ash accomplished wiping out evil faster and quicker than Link. He should sign up for the BADASS class that Ash teaches. It would help him

Then Ash should find his way to Termina and do the shit Link has done AS MANY TIMES AS HE'S DONE IT.

I hope you're not basing this on run times? Either way, Link faced the greater evil, one of planetary level at that, and he still bested it. As said, let's see Ash do the same. THEN we'll talk.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Then Ash should find his way to Termina and do the shit Link has done AS MANY TIMES AS HE'S DONE IT.

I hope you're not basing this on run times? Either way, Link faced the greater evil, one of planetary level at that, and he still bested it. As said, let's see Ash do the same. THEN we'll talk.

Ash has a life now. Termina means nothing to him.

Ash defeats evil with a chainsaw and shotgun. he doesn't need magic.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Ash has a life now. Termina means nothing to him.

Ash defeats evil with a chainsaw and shotgun. he doesn't need magic.

Right. Which is why I'm still waiting to hear from him after the 80s, but whatevs. He can refuse the challenge if he wishes. What a "lively" course of action that be. Link will just take over and rock face... again.

Doesn't need it, or is unworthy of wielding it? uhuh Let's see what good conventional weaponry does versus one with type-4 immortality. That's gonna be f**kin' hilarious. haermm

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Right. Which is why I'm still waiting to hear from him after the 80s, but whatevs. He can refuse the challenge if he wishes. What a "lively" course of action that be. Link will just take over and rock face... again.

Doesn't need it, or is unworthy of wielding it? uhuh Let's see what good conventional weaponry does versus one with type-4 immortality. That's gonna be f**kin' hilarious. haermm

Link HAS to rock face cuz he can't put evil down like Ash can. Once Ash says "Groovy", its all downhill for the enemy from that point on.

Ash has fought the undead. Immortal beings pose no threat to him.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Link HAS to rock face cuz he can't put evil down like Ash can. Once Ash says "Groovy", its all downhill for the enemy from that point on.

Ash has fought the undead. Immortal beings pose no threat to him.

Then he can tell that to Ganondorf; see how far THAT gets him.

Then he can tell that to Ganondorf; see how far THAT gets him.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Then he can tell that to Ganondorf; see how far THAT gets him.

Then he can tell that to Ganondorf; see how far THAT gets him.

Good. Then Ganon will finally know what its like being in the proximity of a true cult legend.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Good. Then Ganon will finally know what its like being in the proximity of a true cult legend.

That's nothing new to him. Ash is gonna have to rely on more than just his reputation, because he's outmatched there. haermm

Originally posted by Sacred 117
That's nothing new to him. Ash is gonna have to rely on more than just his reputation, because he's outmatched there. haermm

Ganon would throw up and die at the site of Ash. Too groovy.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Ganon would throw up and die at the site of Ash. Too groovy.

What don't you understand about "type-4 immortality"? It is defined as being "granted by a god or given by virtue of godhood, and can only be overridden by a god of higher status".

Originally posted by Sacred 117
What don't you understand about "type-4 immortality"? It is defined as being "granted by a god or given by virtue of godhood, and can only be overridden by a god of higher status".

What don't you understand about "throw up and die"? Ash does a victory pose over Ganon's dessicated corpse. Or they could just have a headbanging competition. Which ash still wins.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
What don't you understand about "throw up and die"? Ash does a victory pose over Ganon's dessicated corpse. Or they could just have a headbanging competition. Which ash still wins.

The problem with that: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE (except by way of being repeatedly hacked with the Master Sword). Curious. How is this headbanging competition judged?

Originally posted by Sacred 117
The problem with that: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE (except by way of being repeatedly hacked with the Master Sword). Curious. How is this headbanging competition judged?

Not impossible for Ash. Ash overcomes the supernatural. Based on groovyness.

Fight me irl.

Incorrect. Ash is without a divine superweapon. Another point for Link.

Promise me you won't be "burnt out" when I get there.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Incorrect. Ash is without a divine superweapon. Another point for Link.

Promise me you won't be "burnt out" when I get there.

Correct. Ganon=supernatural. Ash>supernatural. Therefore Ash > Ganon.

Nah, i'm in a fighting mood. Watching Pulp fiction right now so yeah... I'd f*ck a dog up.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Correct. Ganon=supernatural. Ash>supernatural. Therefore Ash > Ganon.

Nah, i'm in a fighting mood. Watching Pulp fiction right now so yeah... I'd f*ck a dog up.

Wrong again. Ganon = mythological, which in turn means Link = mythological. Ash is inexperienced with the likes of such. Case dismissed. banned

Good. Maybe that'll build up until then. Four months is a long time to wait. Nice RT quote, BTW. Lololol.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Wrong again. Ganon = mythological, which in turn means Link = mythological. Ash is inexperienced with the likes of such. Case dismissed. banned

Good. Maybe that'll build up until then. Four months is a long time to wait. Nice RT quote, BTW. Lololol.

Not dissmissed. They sh!t their pants at the site of Ash. Destroyer of armies, conqerer(spell check) of armies of the undead with no prior fighting experience. Asbost.

Good. I'll keep eating greasy and sugary foods as usual to give you an edge. You'll need it.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Not dissmissed. They sh!t their pants at the site of Ash. Destroyer of armies, conqerer(spell check) of armies of the undead with no prior fighting experience. Asbost.

Good. I'll keep eating greasy and sugary foods as usual to give you an edge. You'll need it.

Link has explored every hostile environment imaginable and powered through it, and Ganon has exhibited no fear EVER. As Scream previously pointed out, THIS Link (just one, because Ash can't take all of Link ) soloed an entire army, so that's old news. As for fighting experience, this was the first Link in the timeline, so he was new to this as well. Ash is ASBOST?! Good for him. That puts him on the same level as LINK'S PRIMARY WEAPON.

F**k that! I at least need to enjoy it. I need you alive, man.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Link has explored every hostile environment imaginable and powered through it, and Ganon has exhibited no fear EVER. As Scream previously pointed out, THIS Link (just one, because Ash can't take all of Link ) soloed an entire army, so that's old news. As for fighting experience, this was the first Link in the timeline, so he was new to this as well. Ash is ASBOST?! Good for him. That puts him on the same level as LINK'S PRIMARY WEAPON.

F**k that! I at least need to enjoy it. I need you alive, man.

If he's on the same level as Link's sword, then it means he is all the more capable of being the end of Link's existence.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
If he's on the same level as Link's sword, then it means he is all the more capable of being the end of Link's existence.

No. It means Link wields what is within Ash's tier. The difference? Ash can't wield this weapon what is capable of godly feats such as lifting and island skyward and permanently residing it there. Ash wishes he could live in the clouds.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
No. It means Link wields what is within Ash's tier. The difference? Ash can't wield this weapon what is capable of godly feats such as lifting and island skyward and permanently residing it there. Ash wishes he could live in the clouds.

Ash easily weilds the sword. But like I said, he doesn't need magic or great power to rid evil from the world.

You don't understand. The sword was made specifically for Link and NO ONE ELSE. It's kinda like Mjolnir in a way, except no one else has ever wielded it. Ash is no exception, and he's dealing with a considerably weaker evil that can be removed with conventional weaponry. Good for him since it's all he's qualified to use.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
You don't understand. The sword was made specifically for Link and NO ONE ELSE. It's kinda like Mjolnir in a way, except no one else has ever wielded it. Ash is no exception, and he's dealing with a considerably weaker evil that can be removed with conventional weaponry. Good for him since it's all he's qualified to use.

Ash is too badass not to wield it. Ganon would be screwed if he read the necronomicron.

I'm afraid badassery is not enough. No one besides Link has ever been shown worthy of it, so I haven't reason to believe it. Furthermore, how does he plan to acquire it without getting skewed? As for Ganon, how about you explain that? uhuh Nothing controls Ganondorf. NOTHING.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
I'm afraid badassery is not enough. No one besides Link has ever been shown worthy of it, so I haven't reason to believe it. Furthermore, how does he plan to acquire it without getting skewed? As for Ganon, how about you explain that? uhuh Nothing controls Ganondorf. NOTHING.

Ash lifts it, looks at it, then throws it away cuz it doesn't make loud sounds that drive fear into the heart of evil. Ganon gets schooled by a kid in green pajamas regularly. The Necronomicron consumes him.

What makes him lift it? How does he even plan to get it away from Link? This guy swings swords bigger than Ash, tanks bombs at hugging distance, tosses gorons, I could keep going. The sword itself repels evil, hence its entitlement 'The Blade of Evil's Bane'. This is how he defeats immortal Ganon. Necronomicron can't do shit unless you can provide something to suggest it. Link and Ganon bump fists, smashing Ash's dome between them.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
What makes him lift it? How does he even plan to get it away from Link? This guy swings swords bigger than Ash, tanks bombs at hugging distance, tosses gorons, I could keep going. The sword itself repels evil, hence its entitlement 'The Blade of Evil's Bane'. This is how he defeats immortal Ganon. Necronomicron can't do shit unless you can provide something to suggest it. Link and Ganon bump fists, smashing Ash's dome between them.

Ash would just pull a "King Arthur" and pick it up. If he wasn't capable of defeating hordes of evil, then he couldn't lift it. But he will.

Ash would just groovy dodge and let Link and Ganon wear eachother down in the ensuing fight thats bound to happen. Then he curbstomps the dying combatants head off like a space marine does to orks.

King Arthur was worthy, Ash is not. You've proven nothing.

Lol at "groovy dodge", but Ganon has survived castle-busting blows, and Link can get shot out of a canon into the sky and back down while sustaining no damage. Ash doesn't have shit. Evidence to the contrary?

Originally posted by Sacred 117
King Arthur was worthy, Ash is not. You've proven nothing.

Lol at "groovy dodge", but Ganon has survived castle-busting blows, and Link can get shot out of a canon into the sky and back down while sustaining no damage. Ash doesn't have shit. Evidence to the contrary?

I don't need to prove otherwise. Ash = Asbost. Which means he is a supreme being. Ash isn't reckless enough to get put in harmful situations like those. He just gets the job done.

ASBOST is the official over-glorification tier. This was confirmed between me and Tier Master ScreamPaste. Besides that, he's on a tier equilibrium with Fi (The Master Sword), so he would still have to prove himself. It makes no difference seeing as he'll never get it out of Link's hands.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Link in question did all of the following things, back to back;

-Soloed an army
-Beat the hell out of a massively class 100 speedy-brick.
-Bested Demise one to one in physical combat, a demon who could shake an entire valley while weakened and fight Hylia to a standstill, a goddess capable of affecting the whole planet with her power.

My two cents. 131

-Ash has a chainsaw for a hand.

Game, set, and match.

Ash was quick enough to a catch a machete thrown by Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8UjM9uBLvlU/TxTKiL0ehFI/AAAAAAAAApg/9Gzqc8vYIVc/s1600/freddy-vs-jason-vs-ash-20071210083736129_640w.jpg
(yes it's canon)

Maybe if he can get in close enough so Link can't charge for an uber swing and can only use a light attack, Williams can probably grab it with his metal hand in time, stun the elf with a kick to the nads and use his free hand to whip out a double barrel and shoot him in the knee.

Hmmm. I was just using this as a troll thread for me and Veteran, but...

Link, Hero of Legend

...maybe this^ will give you some idea of what Ash is up against.

I know full well what Ash is up against. I just think this is stupid. Quan must've brought up Ash somewhere. Otherwise Scream wouldn't have made this.

Scream started this cuz me and Sacred were taking jabs at eachother. Quan had nothing to do with this but id love to see him side with Ash to see how serious this would get, lol.

But hey, good to see Ares and Nemesis are some of the few people here who havent lost their minds.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
ASBOST is the official over-glorification tier. This was confirmed between me and Tier Master ScreamPaste. Besides that, he's on a tier equilibrium with Fi (The Master Sword), so he would still have to prove himself. It makes no difference seeing as he'll never get it out of Link's hands.

He's on the glorification list for a reason. Plus he got their before Link did so that goes to show who the true badass is.

Go Ash Go!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Ash was quick enough to a catch a machete thrown by Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8UjM9uBLvlU/TxTKiL0ehFI/AAAAAAAAApg/9Gzqc8vYIVc/s1600/freddy-vs-jason-vs-ash-20071210083736129_640w.jpg
(yes it's canon)

Maybe if he can get in close enough so Link can't charge for an uber swing and can only use a light attack, Williams can probably grab it with his metal hand in time, stun the elf with a kick to the nads and use his free hand to whip out a double barrel and shoot him in the knee. That wouldn't work for a number of reasons. haermm
Originally posted by Sacred 117
Hmmm. I was just using this as a troll thread for me and Veteran, but...

Link, Hero of Legend

...maybe this^ will give you some idea of what Ash is up against.
As above, I only made this so Sacred and COG had a place to argue, and I didn't have to see it be about TP Link.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Ash was quick enough to a catch a machete thrown by Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8UjM9uBLvlU/TxTKiL0ehFI/AAAAAAAAApg/9Gzqc8vYIVc/s1600/freddy-vs-jason-vs-ash-20071210083736129_640w.jpg
(yes it's canon)

Maybe if he can get in close enough so Link can't charge for an uber swing and can only use a light attack, Williams can probably grab it with his metal hand in time, stun the elf with a kick to the nads and use his free hand to whip out a double barrel and shoot him in the knee.

This is cool and all bit how is it canon? Also Ash in Marvel zombies isn't exactly canon to the movie Ash either which is who I'm arguing for.

COG, when I get back, we need to educate each other on our respective characters.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
As above, I only made this so Sacred and COG had a place to argue.

Hmmm. This gives me an idea. mmm

Originally posted by Sacred 117
COG, when I get back, we need to educate each other on our respective characters.

Good. You'll end up praying to Ash every night before you go to bed then.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Good. You'll end up praying to Ash every night before you go to bed then.

And you will pay homage to the Hero of Time.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
And you will pay homage to the Hero of Time.

Well I guess we've both found a religion to follow. (shudder)

Faith and religion are different things, brother. Faithfull are we.