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What if this list of Villains invade your hometown? What would you do?

Doomsday

Darkseid

Galactus

BlackHeart

Superboy-prime

Joker

Thanos

Red Hulk

Red Skull

Dr Doom

Brainiac

I'd leg it. What could anyone do to those "invaders?"

Fight like a man.....against Galactus? Doomsday? haermm

id call the ghostbusters

Originally posted by The Pict
I'd leg it. What could anyone do to those "invaders?"

Fight like a man.....against Galactus? Doomsday? haermm

I would beg for my life with Galactus.

But run away like a girl with Doomsday.

Nobly sacrifice my life for the people of my planet and Galactus would make me a Herald.

Then fly the hell outa there!

And plan my revenge.ninjafist

join them

I think i would mano el mano (did i get that right?) with Joker. I would join up with Dr. Doom and then we kill the other villains and proceed to take over the world.

(Galactus is not a villain! Will someone ever get that right?!)

yup, G is my personal hero, I've always dreamed of devouring worlds. He's living the dream

Originally posted by amnesia
I think i would mano el mano (did i get that right?) with Joker. I would join up with Dr. Doom and then we kill the other villains and proceed to take over the world.

(Galactus is not a villain! Will someone ever get that right?!)

I know hes not a villain.

Hes a force of nature.

I just wanted to make it more intense.

Originally posted by amnesia
I think i would mano el mano (did i get that right?) with Joker. I would join up with Dr. Doom and then we kill the other villains and proceed to take over the world.

(Galactus is not a villain! Will someone ever get that right?!)

mano a mano

Darkseid: roll out the red carpet.. right down the stairs!

Steal Doom's power.

Originally posted by Mindset
Steal Doom's power.


impossible.

The only thing more powerful than Doom is me.

Against that list.... The goernment should just nuke my town because oterwise we are all dead

comic book villains >>>> real life cops

and I was thinking you respect him too much to say this...

Originally posted by Mindset
The only thing more powerful than Doom is me.


Lies.

I'd do the Norrin Radd thing and ask Big G to take me as his herald to find him other worlds if he spares Earth.

Then with my new found power I'd blow up Lincoln Financial Field.

Fight like a man was clicked.

Obviously the Judge is among us again.

Originally posted by 753
join them

no me.

i will fight like a man

Originally posted by moneymarv23
i will fight like a man

No you wouldn't. How could you fight agains Galactus???

Originally posted by The Pict
No you wouldn't. How could you fight agains Galactus???

Bake him cookies?

Fighting is dumb, begging is pointless. Running seems like it'd attract attention. I'd probably stand near a villain who's unlikely to kill me on a whim and wait for the heroes to show up.

all of would kill u sooner or later...bye bye

Originally posted by Q99
Fighting is dumb, begging is pointless. Running seems like it'd attract attention. I'd probably stand near a villain who's unlikely to kill me on a whim and wait for the heroes to show up.

Good idea just stand next to Galactus, i doubt we're worthy of his attention.

Originally posted by amnesia
Good idea just stand next to Galactus, i doubt we're worthy of his attention.

yes but he might fart and then you're gone...

That's a "you're 100% ****ed" situation.

You're to slow to run.
You're to weak to fight.
You're unworthy to talk (DD can't even listen even if he would).
Even if heros arrive, who the hell is supposed to stop this bunch?

Fight like a man is leading the polls! teehee

Originally posted by Parmaniac
That's a "you're 100% ****ed" situation.

You're to slow to run.
You're to weak to fight.
You're unworthy to talk (DD can't even listen even if he would).
Even if heros arrive, who the hell is supposed to stop this bunch?

Wolverine, spiderman and batman comes to mind.

id put on the little green mask i had in my back pocket....

Originally posted by Mindset
The only thing more powerful than Doom is me.

You're more like a doombot.

I'd pray the squirrel supreme comes and saves the day

Beg Galactus to make me his herald or run like a girl.

Originally posted by stan5677
I'd pray the squirrel supreme comes and saves the day this is now a spite thread!

Unless your town is somewhere in Marvel or DC universe you're screwed. Also id rather get killed by Doomsday than by Joker. He tends to kick peoplein the balls.

idk, joker doesnt always kill people slowly; i wouldnt mind going out happy (joker venom hint hint)

That's true^ But if he decides to go for a slow kill... Remember a scan of him "confessing" to a priest about a guy he killed with shattered glass. He said the guy was screaming in pain all night so Joker had a hard time sleeping lol

I would probably beg fin front of all of them but Galactus and Joker.

I would Norrin Radd to Galactus and I would simply kick the butt of Joker.

Originally posted by amnesia
Good idea just stand next to Galactus, i doubt we're worthy of his attention.

Yeah I'm worthy! And I'll be holding a Possum at the same time so I'll become..........PosssumMan....Herald of Galactus.

Possums are far more deadlier than Squirrels therefore. I'll kick all their asses.

Have Big G make me his herald,kill doom,steal his tech,do techy stuff for a weak to mega amp my new powers and kill the villians.I would then go on to taking over the rest of the world that the villians didn't destroy.
Also quan would come and start worshiping thanos and then thanos enlists him in that part of his army.I will take joy in taking down quan with my power cosmic.

Only mindset and bada are worthy of galactus's attention.
Ahhh...but are you canadian.Thats where half of her powers come from.
I would be holding a rhino when it happened though.

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Ahhh...but are you canadian.Thats where half of her powers come from.
I would be holding a rhino when it happened though.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Yeah I'm worthy! And I'll be holding a Possum at the same time so I'll become..........PosssumMan....Herald of Galactus.

Possums are far more deadlier than Squirrels therefore. I'll kick all their asses.

Bah......I'm Australian kid!
PossumMan FTW!
I once saw a possum kick a pack of wildcats asses.

I've seen a stingray kick Steve Irwins ass.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
I've seen a stingray kick Steve Irwins ass.

A sharp tail through the heart underwater would kill any of you!

Originally posted by the ninjak
A sharp tail through the heart underwater would kill any of you! Not mindset.He'd use him omniscience to see it comic and dodge it.

Originally posted by the ninjak
A sharp tail through the heart underwater would kill any of you!

but specially the idiots who go bother it in its habitat for no good reason to make a tv show

i would grab some swords and guns and start working on galactus ankle for a while... once i get exhausted i lean on his foot and when he looks down i would offer him a banana and a soda and smile.

Doomsday- walk away. dont run. running calls attention

Darkseid- cant do anything, to powerful. just chill in my house, he most likely wont come in.

Galactus- i can do to galactus what a speck of dust can do to me. so i would jus chill in my house till he eats the earth

BlackHeart- once again way out of my league. this time just bounce thought. drive away.

Superboy-prime- tell him hes my hero, and convince him to be more like earth-1 superman. he then become a good guy.

Joker- lets the cops handle him. he could take me. but a large swat team, and even a large group of national guards men could take him out. NOT MY PROBLEM

Thanos- Talk to him about his knowledge of the universe. maybe he would try to educate me. if he doesnt then he prob kills me.

Red Hulk- rulk sucks

Red Skull- dont care

Dr Doom- army could take him out. we may debate on how much it would take, but eventually the military would defeat him.

Brainiac- overpowered. gooood bye earth.

so i wouldnt really do anything more or less lol

id just wait for doom to beat all of them and then pledge my allegiance to doom

I would give them a charlie horse.

you made me laugh xD

Don't give a damn who it is I'm gonna get the hell out of town.

I'll just sit in my house and wait for the inevetiable.

Originally posted by r0nm0n88

Galactus- i can do to galactus what a speck of dust can do to me.

that's a solid plan, you can get inside his eye and bug him for a while.

Originally posted by 753
that's a solid plan, you can get inside his eye and bug him for a while. Or get inside his penis and make him pee two ways.

Originally posted by Blanket
Or get inside his penis and make him pee two ways.

Candiru Fish Man! tremble in horror giant spacemen

Close to 40% would fight Galactus because they are real men.. natural selection at work. Almost makes me hope he would show up.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Close to 40% would fight Galactus because they are real men.. natural selection at work. Almost makes me hope he would show up.

On the other hand, saying you would do something is entirely different than really doing it if said event would really happen.

Originally posted by 753
but specially the idiots who go bother it in its habitat for no good reason to make a tv show

You'll find Aussies don't give a crap about him......actually we find him an embarrasment.
It's the Americans who gobbled him up and threw money at him!

Originally posted by Blanket
Or get inside his penis and make him pee two ways. wow...does galactus even have a penis?

Originally posted by Black bolt z
wow...does galactus even have a penis?

Are you dissing Galactus's manhood son?

Anyway, galactus won't destroy earth. Because doom want's earth, therefore galactus will not feed.

it must a pretty world you live in

Originally posted by 753
Are you dissing Galactus's manhood son? Technically he doesn't have a gender.If you take his armor off he is just energy.

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Technically he doesn't have a gender.If you take his armor off he is just energy.

Galan was male and while G is energy beyond form or comprehension and technically without gender, he clearly looks male to all those who see him and can identify gender, everyone adresses him as a 'he', just like eternity is called brother by infinity and she is called sister by him, same goes for death and oblivion.

so show some respect for his pandimensional cosmic dong!

Originally posted by 753
Galan was male and while G is energy beyond form or comprehension and technically without gender, he clearly looks male to all those who see him and can identify gender, everyone adresses him as a 'he', just like eternity is called brother by infinity and she is called sister by him, same goes for death and oblivion.

so show some respect for his pandimensional cosmic dong! So do cosmics have have...urges?

Ask them WTF they are doing in a tiny little New England suburban community instead of terrorizing the universe

Originally posted by Black bolt z
So do cosmics have have...urges?

well, eternity and infinity had a son

Isn't he adorable?

Originally posted by 753
well, eternity and infinity had a son

Isn't he adorable?

They are brother and sister! EW!

Originally posted by illadelph12
I'd do the Norrin Radd thing and ask Big G to take me as his herald to find him other worlds if he spares Earth.

Then with my new found power I'd blow up Lincoln Financial Field.
You'd become the 'Argent Accountant' You'd mainly take care of all the paper work that comes with devouring a world and handle Galactus's payment plan for his Worldship

I'd make them all my bitches.

Originally posted by batdude123
I'd become Darkseid's *****, replacing Desaad.
fixed. biscuits

You're projecting your own fantasies again.

Originally posted by batdude123
You're projecting your own fantasies again.
Guilty.

Originally posted by 753
join them

If they let you.

I'll get me a damn michael jackson make-over..and pretend i'm the beyonder. I might get them all to flee then..lol.

If you stand near someone cosmic and look around calmly, and tell anyone who asks you're "The Observer," they might mistake you for a human-looking cosmic type and leave you alone

What if galactus trips?

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Have Big G make me his herald,kill doom,steal his tech,do techy stuff for a weak to mega amp my new powers and kill the villians.I would then go on to taking over the rest of the world that the villians didn't destroy.
Also quan would come and start worshiping thanos and then thanos enlists him in that part of his army.I will take joy in taking down quan with my power cosmic.

Only mindset and bada are worthy of galactus's attention.
Ahhh...but are you canadian.Thats where half of her powers come from.
I would be holding a rhino when it happened though. I would still like to do this
Originally posted by amnesia
What if galactus trips? You die.

Ask them which one is the biggest badass and they'll all start arguing, cue infighting. Too much ego in one group, its like a powder keg.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Ask them which one is the biggest badass and they'll all start arguing, cue infighting. Too much ego in one group, its like a powder keg. Galactus says he is and atomizes all them with a thought.