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Same as the other thread, but this time it's about the last text you sent out.

Keep it truthful.
Keep it discrete by censoring any phone numbers you might have text to someone, or people's full names. Stuff like that.

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Lmao, my little nephew landon is covered in fake tattoos and walks around asking "daddy, i badass?"

The ****ing printer is out......again.

I love you Simon.

Good morning beautiful. ^.^

k

ok.

Yep.

Alright.

"I like sour bilbo's too....wait, wut?"

No

k thanks.

Seriously...this stitch is grotesque.

Yep. **** this economy, I'll repair as much as I can so I don't have to buy more. lol

I'm one "crafty" mother****er! lmao

When you're free of crap come back and talk to me, thnx bye

Blah stress lol

"A lot of blood hopefully!"

(Out of context it sounds real bad )

With ****ing dick face

I'm getting close to done with my art.

Go look now lmao

Enne jong, hoe was 't?

Dooo eeeett nowwwwww........ pleaseee?

As long as we don't get lost, I'd say 6:30 appx.

ok then

w00t yay for dreak!

Get me a pack of Turkish Royals.

Fwd: Out of surgery, feeling ****ed up, ttyl. I love you.

Sounds good...

doin anything tis weekend?

(talking about a presentation due tomorrow) If we start ****ing up, we gotta **** up the hadcore way and just be silly about it, instead of standing up there awkwardly.

No thanks, not my cup of tea. Now **** off.

Trig is a wonderful thing

No

Money is always cool, unless its burning a hole in your pocket. Lol

ME: did you smoke that bag that brandon gave you?

Kayla:no

Me: well you want to?

"I got $20 in the bank til Monday."

My moms not home, wanna come over?

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/2549/downsizegj.jpg

Lol alrighty. Night

WAKE UP! MY JAW KILLS! UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGHGHG

Get off your ass, and get me some chocolate.

Hells yeah. That would be awesome.

Did you get your phone back yet?

Obviously not.

Does this look infected to you?

(Picture message)

"What?" to RJ.

That's not an easy feat, Bilbo. Lol

"Speed Racer is da shiz" to Smelly.

20 cents a text message now so i dont send text messages. thats what messenger is for

When is it?

You don't have to, cause i'm already done.

Someone from Oregon obviously.

No. im gonna Smoke it. because its my DIME!
and if you dont get over here till im done then your not getting any.

"We'll bring money. What time do you get off work tomorrow?"

a bag of Eminem's cost 50 Cent thats Ludacris

"Anyone know what species of lizard this is? I caught it today. "

Cock sucker owes me money, he'll hide out for a bit.

"So my roommate just told me grapes are fattening."

"K."

"Trying to decide if I want to go that that art seminar."

"What house do you want?"

"How's Pepaw?"

to my gal robyn

"i love u"

"Want to go to coffee call after your thing?"

"whats the deal"

" i cant wait to be inside of you"

"I know and this is the only time I'd been able to make it up."

"Mfw watching movie about some guy with asbergers" srug
Originally posted by Dave_97
" i cant wait to be inside of you"
uhuh

"Dad said it's up there"

"good night dumpling head"

"Never know when the last time we're gonna spend together is. That's why I want tomorrow bad, just in case."

"Yes they were sexy as hell. :] "

"Can we hang out today" foreveralone
Originally posted by mikeydude
"Yes they were sexy as hell. :] "
And is Kid Cudi good? haermm

I like most of Kanye's stuff but not most other hip-hop, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF I SHOULD LISTEN TO SOME KID KUDI OR NOT

Kanye West is a ****, and Kid Cudi is an anal wort.


Last text I sent.

-Yo bBear, wana see something cool?

Alrighty.

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

502. So what are you doing about driving? You could give police your plate number and they could track down your car.

"We got Burger King."

"I pulled over on the side of the road with my laptop to burn a CD, everyone is slowing down because i think they think i'm a cop Im Waiting for a real cop to pull over and ask what the **** I'm doing"

Originally posted by Barker
"Can we hang out today" foreveralone

And is Kid Cudi good? haermm

I like most of Kanye's stuff but not most other hip-hop, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF I SHOULD LISTEN TO SOME KID KUDI OR NOT
I like Kid Cudi, I liked that album and Man on the Moon II. A lot of people dont like him. But I find his lyrical notions very good.

"LOL. I am. Always was. Had to poop and put the milk in da fridge."

-Elijah Boner

Better than nothin :P

"Mother****ing Isabel *****"

have a nice day...

Cross my heart and pray for death. Bye my gorgeous handsome baby. Xoxo

are you at work

Lol you sure told me xD

Well I'm getting sleepy. Later.

-Pedobear out

nonehaermm.gif

"if i bump into that ***** i'll kill her in front of everyone on that damned bus"

"What the **** man"

"See you this xmas! Are you excited?"

To which, I received no reply.

foreveralone

lol

To roommate:

"I HAVE CHAMPAGNE, FRANZIA AND TACO BELL. BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. ON WAY HOME. TACO BELL MIGHT NOT MAKE IT."

Kay

Heute wohl nicht mehr, bis ich wieder in dn bin is eh abend.

I'm not about to sell my iphone 4 for only $200

"Tell me about it "

i hate her

OMG THE RASH IS SPREADING!

i may need to go back to anger management...or a hypnotist to repress memories

Originally posted by XvampbenjiiX666
i hate her

What did she do....



Who is she...

We're going to be heading there soon too.

Neg

i sent text to my x. back in sept 2011.



She never replied

"Halfway there."

My last text says, "Just email me whenever" to someone who keeps trying to get in touch with me.

k, nite nite, sweet dreams

LOLS And she thinks its for real?? Damn skippy

BARKER AND I NEED A JUDGE FOR OUR DUEL, PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US??????

Balls, been at work for 11 hours now

k, ty

I'm leaving you because you are creeping me out and I find you disgusting.

'She did it on the sofa all night long D:'

"I been good all day"

Frack you, lolz.

Uggghh baby I just cum! Thanks!

'I thought I should share, lol.'

"Christ did she really? I cant even think of enough good qualities I have that would even necessitate entire paragraphs..."

"$800 could buy a lot of candy"

i love u robyn

"Xo nope u r"

looking cute...


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flower girl dresses
mother of the bride dresses
pageant dresses

Laura Graham is pretty. Her eyes are gorgeous.

"Its ok. We r good for next fri. Already talked to him about it. Dont make plans and ill be thinkin bout u this wknd. Xoxoxo"

"Ritu and I were planning for the last week when we were gonna trip together. Then I came home and everything was either out or broken, but definitely dirty. Then she appeared out of her room in a daze saying they had all tripped. And I asked why they couldn't wait for a weekedn I was in town, and she muttered something like "lloyds birthday," and then I kicked her out of my room and crawled in bed. But now I'm too pissed too sleep."

"Seriously never realized. Maybe because I'm so skinny I think everyone is fat though, srug."

srug

"She's at home. I asked if they could come over though, she didn't pawn them off this time."

Sent this to cherrywild "And I removed that from my wall cause I don't want my crazier friends knowing your number and calling you in the middle of the night."

Originally posted by Dave_97
Sent this to cherrywild "And I removed that from my wall cause I don't want my crazier friends like Barker knowing your number and calling you in the middle of the night."
huhu

"im still sick" to corinna @ joels phone.

like 6'3

"yep, she has no food for tomorrow"

"Not really if it's just us two."

"217. Same room as last time. First staircase."

"when you coming over so this party can get started"

Me in office....


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chimney sweep Suffolk county
chimney long island

Babys first hutch nap.

True friends are like mornings,
u cant have them the whole day,
but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow,
next year and forever.

There's that lovely personality I fell in love with...

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
"when you coming over so this party can get started"

Odd. I sent a similar text:

"when you coming over so this farty can get sharted"

Don't lie with me...

Yeah they were happy.

8 pm

First time checking phone in a week. Did you call me? Also, I need weeds.

Yes, well in two months you get to deal with my own lovely personality 24 7.

He was mic'd on Thursday and just came off as a ***. Link on fb.

I'll be the one to text or call so you know it's safe, k? Might be a lil' earlier than 11, ok?

Throw my stuff out if you want.

Want to have sex?

Me leaving....