Head Butt Contest

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Colossus-Big C
what happens here

1. Colossus and thor head butt as hard as they can
2. thor and superman head butt as hard as they can
3. Luke cage and Professor x headbutt as hard as they can
4. galactus and juggernaut head butt as hard as they can
5. Batman and superman head butt as hard as they can(batman has 1 second of prep)
6. Wolverine and Colossus head butt as hard as they can
7. wolverine and superman head butt as hard as they can

Nihilist
facepalm FAIL

The Nuul
The power of fail is strong in this one.

Colossus-Big C
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the ninjak
Xavier vs Cage.....mmmmmmmm.

BlackZero30x
batman headbutts sooooooooooooo hard that it shatters the bones of every contestant.....followed by the single strongest bat kick to wipe them out completely.....

Mshinu
This thread rocks!

1: Colossus passes out. Thor is OK.
2: Both Thor and Superman get a bit dizzy.
3: Cage smashes Professor X` dome like a grape. Time to find another clone.
4: Galactus sends Juggs flying into another dimension.
5: Batman uses the 1sec prep to put the kryptonite ring on his forehead. Supes is hospitalized and becomes a living vegetable.
6 & 7: Wolverine gets KO`d

Juk3n
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what happens here


3. Luke cage and Professor x headbutt as hard as they can


what am i missing?

Lord_Talron
does prof x have some super-durability power now or something?

Colossus-Big C
Originally posted by Juk3n
what am i missing? what do you mean?

Digi
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
3. Luke cage and Professor x headbutt as hard as they can
5. Batman and superman head butt as hard as they can(batman has 1 second of prep)

Originally posted by Nihilist
facepalm FAIL

No no, this is WIN.

Juk3n
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what do you mean?

Luke Cage is a 25 tonner, with skin as hard a s titanium or w/e..and prof x is a frail little old cripple, why would you match them?

Unless your using the Prof X from the Earth 1m491n4710n Universe? The one with Hulks body ya?

Mshinu
Originally posted by Juk3n
Luke Cage is a 25 tonner, with skin as hard a s titanium or w/e..and prof x is a frail little old cripple, why would you match them?

Unless your using the Prof X from the Earth 1m491n4710n Universe? The one with Hulks body ya?

I think he`s using the Xaviernaut.

Hmm or perhaps working on the theory that the current Cap Universe could be Chuck.. does he know something we don`t?

Colossus-Big C
what about 6

Q99
Colossus is fine, Logan is thrown off his feet and may be woozy.

colossulrage
colossus and thor ko each other

Warlord
Xavier solos... bald power for the win

Black bolt z
1. Colossus and thor: Thor is better then colossus but both are consious
2. thor and superman: Superman is better then thor but both are consious
3. Luke cage and Professor x: Caves x's skull in
4. galactus and juggernaut: Galactus has a headache but juggs dies
5. Batman and superman: Bats dies
6. Wolverine and Colossus: Both live but logan has a headache
7. wolverine and superman: Same as 6.

Colossus-Big C
bump

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
bump No need for that.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by colossulrage
colossus and thor ko each other

Lol, you wish.

amnesia
1. colossus dies
2. both gets hurt
3. wtf
4. Juggernaut doesn't win
5....
6. Colossus win
7. superman

Gecko4lif
Worse thread ever?

TheTyrant
I lol'd so hard at this thread.

This should go down as the greatest thread of all time... even better than the "who would you rather have your mom sleep with" thread.

colossulrage
colossus shatters thors face!
colossus nearly Kills wolverine!

amnesia
Originally posted by colossulrage
colossus shatters thors face!
colossus nearly Kills wolverine!

Wolverine nearly killed by blunt damage? Lol

Colossus-Big C
the bones in a spine are not directly connected there held by dense tissue
in reality wolverine can have his head snapped off

amnesia
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
the bones in a spine are not directly connected there held by dense tissue
in reality wolverine can have his head snapped off

yeah, but wolverine tanked wonderman. Wonderman>>>>>colossus

colossulrage
wonderman?.lol

Warlord
Originally posted by colossulrage
wonderman?.lol

yes...

Parmaniac
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
the bones in a spine are not directly connected there held by dense tissue
in reality wolverine can have his head snapped off Awesome next time I meet Wolverine in reality I'll try it.

Warlord
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Awesome next time I met Wolverine in reality I'll try it.

don't do it. you're not Colossus strong...or....are u?
eek!

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what happens here

1. Colossus and thor head butt as hard as they can
2. thor and superman head butt as hard as they can
3. Luke cage and Professor x headbutt as hard as they can
4. galactus and juggernaut head butt as hard as they can
5. Batman and superman head butt as hard as they can(batman has 1 second of prep)
6. Wolverine and Colossus head butt as hard as they can
7. wolverine and superman head butt as hard as they can

So, how long have you been eating paint chips?

jaxthejester
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what happens here

1. Colossus and thor head butt as hard as they can
2. thor and superman head butt as hard as they can
3. Luke cage and Professor x headbutt as hard as they can
4. galactus and juggernaut head butt as hard as they can
5. Batman and superman head butt as hard as they can(batman has 1 second of prep)
6. Wolverine and Colossus head butt as hard as they can
7. wolverine and superman head butt as hard as they can

1. Colossus falls over holding his head. Thor says ouch.
2. Both of them hold their heads and say ouch.
3. Chuck's head explodes.
4. Jugg's gets BFRd into deep space.
5. Bruce uses the 1 second to make his peace with God.
6. See # 2.
7. Wolvie takes a dirt nap. Superman gets a helluva lump.

S'bout it.

abhilegend
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
So, how long have you been eating paint chips?
Silly jake, how can anybody so wise eat paint chips?

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Lets say the average human can lift 100 pounds.

How many humans =

1. Captain America
2. Bane
3. Colossus
4. Thor

Just to gauge how difficult for me to fight them
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
why do we have shitty durability?

jaxthejester
Originally posted by colossulrage
colossus shatters thors face!
colossus nearly Kills wolverine!

laughing out loud

I like Petey as much as the next X-Fan, but unless you add a "P5" or "Juggernaut Version" to the front of his name... neither of these things are going to happen.

Epicurus
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
So, how long have you been eating paint chips?
Him eating paint chips is an exaggeration.
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
i doubt our sun is that big. its exagerrated

ShadowFyre
Thor could literally kill Colossus with that. Thor and Odin have pretty much mastered Headbutting compared to everyone else on this list. Look at Thors headbutt to Surfer and Odin vs. Galactus. Colossus dies.

The same effect but Thor shrugs it off like a Man.
Luke Cage only thinks he is headbutting Prof. X he actually just bet Hulk and Thor that they couldnt break his face.professssor X telepathy> luke cage durability
Later Juggs and whatever planet your on.
Bruce wears a magical, adamantium, kryptonite helmet. Stalemate
Wolverine is ktfo and possibly dead minus healin factor.That much force? Bullets have killed people by just hitting a soldiers helmet and smashing his brains on the inside. Rare, but possible.
Wolverines brains come shooting out his eyesockets and nose at 20 x lightspeed.DoubleKo

maxivitopowe
I'm literally crying from laughter from his threads

Silent Master
1. Colossus dies, Thor doesn't even notice.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by maxivitopowe
I'm literally crying from laughter from his threads

They're epic.

Batman doesn't need any prep to kill Supes with a headbutt.

Bouboumaster
best thread ever

Estacado
This thread should be stickied.

Epicurus
Bump for legendary poster.

Bentley
Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what happens here

1. Colossus and thor head butt as hard as they can
2. thor and superman head butt as hard as they can
3. Luke cage and Professor x headbutt as hard as they can
4. galactus and juggernaut head butt as hard as they can
5. Batman and superman head butt as hard as they can(batman has 1 second of prep)
6. Wolverine and Colossus head butt as hard as they can
7. wolverine and superman head butt as hard as they can

I think I finally started to grasp why Colossus Big C was banned mmm

Flyattractor
Mean Machine Angel should be the ULT winner of this thread.

All other entrees are true POSERS

" I am gonna go up to 4 on ya!

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