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The fight that had to happen.

Francis never forgot the night Nick called him a greasy vest wearing monkey and Nick never forgot the night Francis called him "Suit" and told him to go to hell. The two cross paths again and now want to blow off some steam by shooting and beating the crap out of eachother.

Round 1: Gun fight. Francis has an Auto Shotgun and two pistols. Nick has a Combat Shotgun and a Magnum. Both have a First Aid and bottle of pills. The shoot out is taking place on the rooftop of Mercy Hospital.

Round 2: H2H Fight. Who has the better hand to hand skills, the biker or the mobster (I only think Nick is one because eversince he said "brains come out (of the suit), swamp water doesn't, don't ask me how I know)?

Nick wins the first round. Francis probably wins the 2nd.

Francis 100000000/10

Francis ain't nearly as tough as he makes himself out to be. uhuh Nick at least backs it up by being moar manly.

Dude nah, dude.

Francis can rape a Witch and a Tank by himself.

Not only that, but Left 4 Dead characters > Left 4 Dead 2 characters

**** Nick, Francis is the shit estahuh

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Dude nah, dude.

Francis can rape a Witch and a Tank by himself.

Not only that, but Left 4 Dead characters > Left 4 Dead 2 characters

**** Nick, Francis is the shit estahuh

Nick can do something not even Francis would dare do: whack his ex-wife.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Nick wins the first round. Francis probably wins the 2nd.
agreed

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Francis ain't nearly as tough as he makes himself out to be. uhuh Nick at least backs it up by being moar manly.
also agreed, cause of Francis's death cry
"Mama?"
i mean c'mon! really?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Dude nah, dude.

Francis can rape a Witch and a Tank by himself.

Not only that, but Left 4 Dead characters > Left 4 Dead 2 characters

**** Nick, Francis is the shit estahuh
I'll agree with you that L4D characters are > L4D2 characters when it comes to Rochelle and Zoey, but otherwise, nah.

And Nick badassly magnum shots his ex-wife and a Tank to death. 313

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
also agreed, cause of Francis's death cry
"Mama?"
i mean c'mon! really?
Exactly. 131

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Nick can do something not even Francis would dare do: whack his ex-wife.

Foolish Fool, Francis would not weigh himself down by marrying.

And nah, even if he did, he would still kill t3h ex-wife, due to the fact he would probably hate her.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Foolish Fool, Francis would not weigh himself down by marrying.

And nah, even if he did, he would still kill t3h ex-wife, due to the fact he would probably hate her.

You're the fool, fool. Francis loves his vest so much, he'd marry it but due to zombies being about almost everywhere, he never has the time to propose.

There's a reason man fears ex-wives. They're consumed by so much RAGE, they're unstoppable killing machines and being able to smack one of them around is an achievement. Nick is the bigger badass here estahuh

1:58= proof Francis is really a pussy
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Originally posted by Nemesis X
You're the fool, fool. Francis loves his vest so much, he'd marry it but due to zombies being about almost everywhere, he never has the time to propose.

There's a reason man fears ex-wives. They're consumed by so much RAGE, they're unstoppable killing machines and being able to smack one of them around is an achievement. Nick is the bigger badass here estahuh

That's because his vest is awesome you fool.

Nah. Only wimps and losers like you fear ex-wives.

Nah.

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Originally posted by FinalAnswer
That's because his vest is awesome you fool.

Nah. Only wimps and losers like you fear ex-wives.

Nah.

But not more awesome than Nick's $3,000 suit.

Hulk Hogan isn't a wimp and yet he feared his ex-wife.

Don't "nah" me. Nick IS the bigger badass.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
But not more awesome than Nick's $3,000 suit.

Hulk Hogan isn't a wimp and yet he feared his ex-wife.

Don't "nah" me. Nick IS the bigger badass.
exactly, Nick's constantly getting covered in blood and guts and swamp water and yet he always manages to look fresh

Originally posted by Nemesis X
But not more awesome than Nick's $3,000 suit.

Hulk Hogan isn't a wimp and yet he feared his ex-wife.

Don't "nah" me. Nick IS the bigger badass.

Vest >

Apparently, he is a wimp

Nah.

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Not only is Nick a doctor but he also has a PHD in kicking Francis' ass estahuh

Fool

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Francis' hate and RAGE will consume Nick and destroy him.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Fool

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Francis' hate and RAGE will consume Nick and destroy him.

You fool. Nick hasn't come this far to die now.

at least Nick isn't stupid enough to belive the Infected are vampires and that they're in Canada

Francis by far. he got socked by a tank, the same thing that tosses cars with ease and walked away with minor bruises. He also has the best use of the words "Merry Christmas" as you can see here:
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Nick hasn't done much...

For comparison:

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I remember once playing Left 4 Dead with a friend of mine, Francis was an AI.

When in a building, I saw the words "Francis has startled the Witch" appear, and thought that I was gonna have to bail him out. I went into the room they were in. The Witch was dead. In all of two seconds.

Later in the game, me and my friend were getting their asses raepd by zombies, along with Zoey who was also AI, Francis was killing them all while healing all of us, because he is that ****ing good.

True story.