Castration By Turtle!

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SlipknoT
Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer.

The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water.

He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches.

Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over.

Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful.

laughing out loud

Mist
that just makes me want to grab my crotch and make sure everythings still thereshock

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer.

The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water.

He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches.

Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over.

Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful.

laughing out loud

laughing out loud

Jackie Malfoy
God only knows why the turple bit there.Thought it was a worm no doubt.JM laughing

Imperial_Samura
Heheh. Just when we all thought it was safe to go back into the water eh? Although I do wonder what the authorities would do with the little shelled devil if it were caught. Hopefully nothing bad.

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer.

The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water.

He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches.

Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over.

Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful.

laughing out loud

shifty I was the turtle....*Sigh*

PVS
god damn

those things are frikin nasty

kids lucky he got to keep his best friend.

FeceMan
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
God only knows why the turple bit there.Thought it was a worm no doubt.JM laughing
Holy shit, Jackie made...a funny?

By the way, castration is the removal of the testicles, not the penis.

sultan kudarat
ouch.

Neo_Version 7
Must be some Loch Ness wannabe...

ladygrim
no expression ouch

SlipknoT
Originally posted by FeceMan
Holy shit, Jackie made...a funny?

By the way, castration is the removal of the testicles, not the penis. I'm aware but I needed a good word for the Thread title and this was close enough.

CorderaMitchell
ouch

silver_tears
Circumcision would have worked better thumb up



That even sounds painful to me messed imagine if he was aroused at the time, damn!

Tptmanno1
lol..
Man that would have to hurt..

ZoSo
hysterical

That made my day....wink

silver_tears
You're a sick sick person stick out tongue

Rob Owns You
Usually people are the dominate speices. I guess turtles want to strike back by trying to bite peoples penises off...

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
shifty I was the turtle....*Sigh* So, You're some shelled reptile swimming around in a Lake in Germany Biting Small Kids Dicks off? no expression

ZoSo
Originally posted by silver_tears
You're a sick sick person stick out tongue

Me? No way!

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