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Marvel and DC decide to run a new poll contest in which Superman and Juggernaut are pitted against each other. You are the one who writes how the winning character wins it.

The winner is: Superman.

So now, you have to write Superman besting Juggernaut in combat in the way you prefer, take one of three choices:


1.- Make the funniest scenario.
2.- Actually respect both characters and come up with a plausible win.
3.- The way it would piss Juggernaut fans the most.
4.- The way it would piss Superman fans the most.


Name which challenge you are trying before your post, keep it civil and have fun

Originally posted by Bentley
take one of three choices:


1.- Make the funniest scenario.
2.- Actually respect both characters and come up with a plausible win.
3.- The way it would piss Juggernaut fans the most.
4.- The way it would piss Superman fans the most.

I take you didn't understand the joke Warlord

Scenario 2.

Juggy has robbed Fort Knox and is carrying a huge ball of gold bars he compacted together for easy handling. Supes lands a hundered yards in front of him "Stop there villain. You will return that gold to its rightful owner, endure a morality speech by me and acompany me to jail where you will pay your debt to society"

Juggs doesn`t break a stride "Outa my way underpants boy"

Supes looks suprised "Don`t you know I always win, hmm? Time to teach you some manners. Ta-ta-taa!"

Supes flies into Juggs at lightspeed with arms extended, resulting in broken wrists, elbows and neck. Juggernaut setps over the remains. Lois cries. The end.

(A moral win for sups cuz money don`t make you happy, right?)

So Lois cries because Supes killed Juggs?

Originally posted by Bentley
I take you didn't understand the joke Warlord

or maybe...I did and I enjoyed it laughing...

Originally posted by Bentley
So Lois cries because Supes killed Juggs?

They are tears of joy because now she won`t have to put up with a gay husband anymore.

Originally posted by Bentley
So Lois cries because Supes killed Juggs?

Cain was actually able to pleasure her, y'know.

Supes realises that Juggs physiology and gap in his helmet is perfect for BJs and Juggs bites his schlong off then uppercuts a dagger made of vampire teeth straight through Clark's skull.

Juggs wins FATALITY!

you people are insane.

Originally posted by Bentley
4.- The way it would piss Superman fans the most.

Juggernaut is on the rampage after robbing a bank and has already defeated the X-Men. Superman flies down to stop him. For a number of pages we see Superman bouncing harmlessly off Juggernaut, blasting him uselessly with heat vision and super-breath, and punching him to no avail while Juggernaut walks on.

Suddenly, Cytorrak appears: "Juggernaut! You have wasted the godly power I have granted you with foolish and petty schemes and you have failed to live up to your destiny as my avatar of destruction in this world. Thus I choose this moment to remove your powers and search for someone more deserving of my boon!" He vanishes in a puff of smoke.

Juggernaut's powers all disappear and Superman defeats the powerless Cain but only after a tough fight.

Superman emails Juggernaut a list of the best free porn sites on the internet. Juggs, not having to eat or even go to the bathroom, never leaves his home again.

Superman wins.

Originally posted by Bentley
Marvel and DC decide to run a new poll contest in which Superman and Juggernaut are pitted against each other. You are the one who writes how the winning character wins it.

The winner is: Superman.
stopped reading

Originally posted by cdtm
Superman emails Juggernaut a list of the best free porn sites on the internet. Juggs, not having to eat or even go to the bathroom, never leaves his home again.

Superman wins. Originally posted by psycho gundam
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Mshinu in this fight supes has to win.

Originally posted by Black bolt z


Mshinu in this fight supes has to win.

Yep, I wrote a moral win for him

Lois takes good care of the bedridden supes with a broken neck, while all that gold doesn`t make Juggs happy.

but ok..

A strength 9 earthquake strikes Metropolis and the JLA is busy saving people and limit the destruction. New quakes keeps coming however and Superman traces the cause to a motel. Bursting trough the wall he sees a huge redhaired guy banging a green skinned woman pile driver style. Using super speed Supes flies by, grabs the woman and hovers over in the corner "Look I am awefully sorry to break this up, but your acts of passion is causing the city to sink into the sea and.. are you two even engaged? Let me tell you something about blah blah"

SLAP!, the She Hulk hits Clark hard enough to turn his head sideways "You stupid carnival freak, I was just about to have an orgasm"

A roar brings Supes` attention back towards Cain, the big guy is now suddenly wearing some kind of armor and charging towards him. NOTHING STOPS THE JUGGERNAUT FROM BLOWING HIS LOAD!
Supes tries to speed blitz but his strikes are innefective and Juggs grabs him and plows trough several buildings. A brutal battle like in DOS follows, much of the city is destroyed, shockwaves can be felt for a hundered miles and heard on other continents. In the end supes is exhausted, bleeding, his cape torn and trampled underfoot. Juggernaut, his helmet torn off, looms over the prone Superman, preparing to end the boyscout`s life with a final brutal blow. "I don`t know who you are prettyboy, but no one robs me of my quality time. Now try to die like a man!"

"Wait a second", thinks supes: I got T-VO!. Supes closes his eyes, enters Cain`s mind and puts him to sleep. Yeah, justice is victorious yet again!

That was funnies senario corect?It was good.

Originally posted by Mshinu
but ok..

A strength 9 earthquake strikes Metropolis and the JLA is busy saving people and limit the destruction. New quakes keeps coming however and Superman traces the cause to a motel. Bursting trough the wall he sees a huge redhaired guy banging a green skinned woman pile driver style. Using super speed Supes flies by, grabs the woman and hovers over in the corner "Look I am awefully sorry to break this up, but your acts of passion is causing the city to sink into the sea and.. are you two even engaged? Let me tell you something about blah blah"

SLAP!, the She Hulk hits Clark hard enough to turn his head sideways "You stupid carnival freak, I was just about to have an orgasm"

A roar brings Supes` attention back towards Cain, the big guy is now suddenly wearing some kind of armor and charging towards him. NOTHING STOPS THE JUGGERNAUT FROM BLOWING HIS LOAD!
Supes tries to speed blitz but his strikes are innefective and Juggs grabs him and plows trough several buildings. A brutal battle like in DOS follows, much of the city is destroyed, shockwaves can be felt for a hundered miles and heard on other continents. In the end supes is exhausted, bleeding, his cape torn and trampled underfoot. Juggernaut, his helmet torn off, looms over the prone Superman, preparing to end the boyscout`s life with a final brutal blow. "I don`t know who you are prettyboy, but no one robs me of my quality time. Now try to die like a man!"

"Wait a second", thinks supes: I got T-VO!. Supes closes his eyes, enters Cain`s mind and puts him to sleep. Yeah, justice is victorious yet again!

i dont know weather i should laugh or get turned on

Originally posted by KillAll
i dont know weather i should laugh or get turned on Both

Originally posted by KillAll
i dont know weather i should laugh or get turned on

People keep telling me I could have a great career as a director of erotic mocies.

what is Mocies???

Originally posted by Bentley
3.- The way it would piss Juggernaut fans the most.
Supes grabs him at super speed and throws him into the sun.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Supes grabs him at super speed and throws him into the sun. That kills him?

Juggarnaut runs at superman.Superman dies.Supes is pushed into the sun.Sun heals him.Supes flies at juggs and brakes both of them.Everyone loses.Originally posted by Mshinu
People keep telling me I could have a great career as a director of erotic mocies. You do

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Juggarnaut runs at superman.Superman dies.Supes is pushed into the sun.Sun heals him.Supes flies at juggs and brakes both of them.Everyone loses. You do ...

Option #3

Superman fights Juggernaut is unable to break through his invulnerability. Realizing he's done for, Superman cuts loose with a non holding back blow which bypasses Jugg's invulnerability and force field, severing his connection to Cyttorak.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Superman cuts loose with a non holding back blow which bypasses Jugg's invulnerability and force field, severing his connection to Cyttorak. ....

Originally posted by nicamarvin
....

Did it piss you off?

If so, success.

supes fly's into juggernaut at light speed. bounces off harmless and lands on the ground at juggs feet. superman confused and dazed, tries to fly away, but juggernaut grabs him by his cape and holds him down just before saying "i'm about to show you my juggy nuts, and make sweet sweet man love to you". superman then loses his man virginity in violent fashion...

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Did it piss you off?

If so, success. I am NOT a Juggernaut FanBoy....

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Did it piss you off?

If so, success.

Hah. Well played.

It pissed me off.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Hah. Well played.

It pissed me off. FanBoy.....

Originally posted by Bentley
1.- Make the funniest scenario.
2.- Actually respect both characters and come up with a plausible win.
3.- The way it would piss Juggernaut fans the most.
4.- The way it would piss Superman fans the most.

1. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch and cracks a joke.
2. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch.
3. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch at super speed.
4. Superman lays Juggernaut out in two punches instead of just one.

Originally posted by StyleTime
1. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch and cracks a joke.
2. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch.
3. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch at super speed.
4. Superman lays Juggernaut out in two punches instead of just one.

Only Batman can do that.

"Why can't I quit you, Juggernaut?"

Originally posted by Simbon
"Why can't I quit you, Juggernaut?" are you in love with Juggy....

Originally posted by nicamarvin
are you in love with Juggy....

I was trying to riff on the sexual scenarios that had been described.

Originally posted by Mshinu
People keep telling me I could have a great career as a director of erotic mocies.
I like erotic mocies.

1. Superman eats a burrito grande platter from taco bell and 30 whitecastle sliders. Later that day, Juggernaut punches Supes in the gut and as he tries to fly away to recuperate, he farts and the shock wave knocks Juggs unconscious.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Only Batman can do that.


I figured Batman doing it was a given.