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Dark Khan's RAGE has merged the Metroid and RE universes together, turning Ada in an X-Parasite host that multiplies itself. The X have fused her DNA with that of a slime creature, turning her into a Zombie as seen in Metroid Fusion.

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Dark Khan has kidnapped Samus and is using the Zombies against her. He allows Samus to keep every upgrade and condition she has had before. Can Samus get out alive?

Does Dark Khan declare this canon?

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Does Dark Khan declare this canon?

Yes.

Epic spite, Scenario. Nicely done.

gay_rage approved.

No vid? The first thread is better & funnier by default then.

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Scenario... I don't even want to argue this, make better Samus vs threads. Samus uses Omega Cannon, everything dies. The end.

Originally posted by The Scenario
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That's a gif. Nemesis's thread was lolzier because of the vid.

Originally posted by Cyner
Scenario... I don't even want to argue this, make better Samus vs threads. Samus uses Omega Cannon, everything dies. The end.
Omega Cannon's too slow. Prefer Hyper Beam (Super Metroid) or Phazon Beam.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
That's a gif. Nemesis's thread was lolzier because of the vid.


I dunno, I'm liking the mental image of the Ada Slimegirl more.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
That's a gif. Nemesis's thread was lolzier because of the vid.


Omega Cannon's too slow. Prefer Hyper Beam (Super Metroid) or Phazon Beam.

Slow in gameplay =/= slow in canon

it also has a shockwave that expands and annihilates everything but the one who fired it.

Originally posted by The Scenario
I dunno, I'm liking the mental image of the Ada Slimegirl more.
Good luck putting that mental image in the form of a well-made vid that many would favorite. 131

Originally posted by Cyner
Slow in gameplay =/= slow in canon

it also has a shockwave that expands and annihilates everything but the one who fired it.
We haven't seen the Omega Canon used in a cutscene or anything, so the gameplay's the only thing to go by, and in the game, it is slow.

Uh, wrong. Didn't you know the Omega Cannon can harm the one whose using it too? Hence why it was considered an abomination by the Alimbic elders who made it.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Good luck putting that mental image in the form of a well-made vid that many would favorite. 131

You never know...



Not really that slow.



In Multiplayer, at least. In the Singleplayer the only way for Samus to damage herself is to fire it straight down.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Not really that slow.
Slow enough for Gorea to sometimes teleport out of the way.

Originally posted by The Scenario
In Multiplayer, at least. In the Singleplayer the only way for Samus to damage herself is to fire it straight down.
True enough.

It probably harms some other person who uses it, but this is Samus we're talking about. Beast mode son.

Epic spite! Samus just shoots and..... NO!

The X-Parasite dies in contact with Ada's dress. Ada tears up all of Samus's armor with the Chicago typewriter and then beats a now nude Samus to death with her shoe.

That's not very lulzy. In fact, nothing in this thread is very lulzy.

This is a bad thread.

Originally posted by The Scenario
That's not very lulzy. In fact, nothing in this thread is very lulzy.

This is a bad thread.

I agree we should end it unless you have a vid of Samus shooting lots of Adas.

This thread is dumb.

Why can't Samus and Ada just make out, instead of having a spite battle?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
This thread is dumb.

Why can't Samus and Ada just make out, instead of having a spite battle?

Because Samus is a jaded soul who shoots all of her best friends in the face and only cares for about 1 second.

Originally posted by Cyner
Because Samus is a jaded soul who shoots all of her best friends in the face and only cares for about 1 second.

Ada's hawt enough to change that.

Originally posted by Cyner
Because Samus is a jaded soul who shoots all of her best friends in the face and only cares for about 1 second.
Yeah, that would explain why she was compassionate as to spare the last Metroid instead of killing it, among other things.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Yeah, that would explain why she was compassionate as to spare the last Metroid instead of killing it, among other things.

but killed all her bounty hunter friends without even trying to save them... what a weird chick.

Originally posted by Cyner
but killed all her bounty hunter friends without even trying to save them... what a weird chick.
In Prime 3? Cuz they were corrupted. If she hadn't she would be the dead one.

I think she was doing them a favor by killing them.

Yeah, she was. And in the ending she looked back at them and mourned over their deaths.

Originally posted by Cyner
but killed all her bounty hunter friends without even trying to save them... what a weird chick.

What are you talking about? She did try helping them. After that one bounty hunter Gohzo the android (I think that's his name) was defeated, a shadow of Dark Samus appeared to take him away but before that happened, Samus tried shooting at it but the rounds only went through it. She shot at that shadow because she saw what the other one did to the bounty hunter that conjures ice.

His name was Ghor, and he's more of a cyborg. Ice guy is Rundas. Cyner was more talking about the fact that Samus killed them, and only only really tried to help Ghor. And that was only after she wrecked him. But it did need to happen. Samus doesn't usually not kill things that threaten her.

Dark Kahn wins of course since he is behind the scheme.

But this battle is a Samus and Ada spite. Ada already lost stated by the OP, and Samus is outmatched.

Those Zombies have Ada's speed and agility, Samus might kill a few but it will only be a matter of time till she becomes lunch for the horde of zombies. Those Zombies will devour through Samus' armor, feast on her, and fuse with her DNA and will mutate into Zombies with both Samus' and Ada's DNA; these Zombies can now equip Varia Suits since they have Samus' DNA and can move as fast and agile as Ada since the zombies posses her DNA.