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New Nick Cage flick, action-adventure. Plays a 14th century Knight sent on a mission to deliver a witch to an abbey.

Preview

LolZ I say, LoLZ.

Why does that mean keep getting scripts?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Why does that mean keep getting scripts?

Cos he's done great work in the past, so now he can get 15+ million for barely trying in shit like this because he stills draws a crowd enough to make the film profitable.

Oh thats what the movie is..?
I honestly thought we were talking Halloween III remake for a minute..

Looks alright this movie.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh thats what the movie is..?
I honestly thought we were talking Halloween III remake for a minute..

LOL me too we are such connoisseurs.

hIHUv2ooG38

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh thats what the movie is..?
I honestly thought we were talking Halloween III remake for a minute..

Ha, which happened to be the worst piece of shit shat out of the Halloween franchise, imo. Mask that kill you, lame.

Yes. I never really questioned that, as a kid, but on seeing a bit of it around a year ago, I wholeheartedly agree. Especially in regards to the manner in which it kills you.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh thats what the movie is..?
I honestly thought we were talking Halloween III remake for a minute..

same here.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. I never really questioned that, as a kid, but on seeing a bit of it around a year ago, I wholeheartedly agree. Especially in regards to the manner in which it kills you.

At age 10 I enjoyed it; it wasn't until 15 (or so) years later that I watched it again out of nostalgia and because it was the only thing on at 1:30am that I thought to myself:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll71/canoraid/picard.jpg

And we still have GhostRider II to look forward too...groan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv7lKWfmrjo

Videos like this make it all worthwhile. Give him all the awful scripts he wants, I say.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
And we still have GhostRider II to look forward too...groan.

That one just might be better then first movie with all the people involved with it.

As long as it isn't made by the jerks that made it in my country it might turn out O.K.

Originally posted by Robtard
At age 10 I enjoyed it; it wasn't until 15 (or so) years later that I watched it again out of nostalgia and because it was the only thing on at 1:30am that I thought to myself:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll71/canoraid/picard.jpg

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
. Especially in regards to the manner in which it kills you.

What a mask that dissolves and spew insects and snakes when a chip that gets activated...

I never really understood what it did to that ladies face who accidently activated the chip...looked like her face was melting or something

Originally posted by Kazenji
What a mask that dissolves and spew insects and snakes when a chip that gets activated...

Yup. The latest Intel technology.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I never really understood what it did to that ladies face who accidently activated the chip...looked like her face was melting or something

That was the moment of the movie, for me.
Other than that bastard well annoying Silver Shamrock theme, obviously...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
That was the moment of the movie, for me.
Other than that bastard well annoying Silver Shamrock theme, obviously...

hIHUv2ooG38

WARNING!!!!!!!!!

If you have epilepsy or are prone to seisures, DO NOT PLAY.

The bassline, despite sounding vaguely Germanic, is catchy.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The bassline, despite sounding vaguely Germanic, is catchy.

I say you "borrow" it and incorporate into a piece of music.

Polka metal.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Polka metal.

"If you build it, they will come."

so will cage pay his taxes after this comes out

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
so will cage pay his taxes after this comes out

I'm sure that money is already taken out before he gets paid, IRS don't **** around.

Originally posted by Robtard
"If you build it, they will come."

It'd be like the crazy frog all over again...but heavier.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
That was the moment of the movie, for me.
Other than that bastard well annoying Silver Shamrock theme, obviously...

Yeah I was like 'Oh shit what just happened to her?!?' Her hands were covering her face and she was shaking and I was like 'I wanna see her scarred face!!' I was hoping they'd find her later and we'd what happened but no such luck

But theres always the romantic perception of it in the minds eye...
her face all lasered off, and charred....yeahhhhh.

This movie looks like it could have been good. To bad Nicholas Cage is in it.

Watched it last night; not surprising, was complete shit.

Thats why I didnt get it, not worth it. I already know its rubbish.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
This movie looks like it could have been good. To bad Nicholas Cage is in it.

My original premise was that it was just Cage & Pearlman together on a quest for the witch.

This pairing alone sounded interesting enough to carry the movie into sword & sorcery realm.

But it looks like the movie takes itself too seriously trying to be more grand than it is.

so WHEN is this movie supposed to be released? havent seen anybody post anything about it.

Originally posted by Mr Parker
so WHEN is this movie supposed to be released? havent seen anybody post anything about it.

Came out Jan 11, 2011. I just posted above concerning on how shitty it was.