You Have The Powers Of Superman!

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the ninjak
For arguments a dying genie gives you 1 last wish.

And that wish is that you have the powers of Superman. YES!

What would you do with that power?

Would you be a Hero, Villain or shade of grey?

Would you be a selfish thug, or maybe an eternal dogooder with no free time?

Would you conquer the world and enforce your law? Or maybe leave Earth all together?

And most importantly which babes (or guys) do you get?

NOTE: This is the real world in case anybody asks. No competition.

D_Dude1210
Genies are evil things! He might give you the power of Superman, but not the ability to control it. T_T

First time you have sex, you squish her to death. (superstrength)
Second time, you kill her via superfriction burn (superspeed).
Third time, you kill via supersperm...

Then you'd prolly just give up and leave the Earth... :O

the ninjak
Could you leave the Earth knowing that getting with girls will have its downfall?

Or will you make some changes?

Digi
There's still masturbation. All things considered, I think I'd take the powers even if it meant swearing off sex. It would be like priesthood, except cool.

I'd be good, wouldn't really impose my will on much, and would probably end up leaving the planet eventually to explore the universe.

D_Dude1210
Originally posted by Digi
There's still masturbation.

Then your supersperm might shoot out and kill some poor random stranger a few blocks/miles away.

Death by stray supersperm to the face. Not a pretty way to go. O_O

the ninjak
Just aim down..... or more likely up. Just make sure there a no planes flying overhead.

quanchi112
You do realize ninjak it's a high honor when digi posts in your thread.

the ninjak
I do actually big grin

Thanks Digi.

0mega Spawn
i'd be a shade of gray i mean seriously who wants to drop everything to go save some random person ... erm

chomperx9
I dont work for free so if i were to save towns and shit all over the nation then id epect some a decent goverment check every week.

D_Dude1210
What's the big check for tho? Not like you need fancy cars or an airplane. You can CRAFT your jewelry by crushing coal into diamonds. You can basically go anywhere and not need to sleep, so who needs a house? You don't need to eat. And even when you NEED a house, doesn't Superman have those funky crystals? O_O

The way I see it, the most you can do with the cash is do more charity work, IMO.

chomperx9
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
What's the big check for tho? Not like you need fancy cars or an airplane. You can CRAFT your jewelry by crushing coal into diamonds. You can basically go anywhere and not need to sleep, so who needs a house? You don't need to eat. And even when you NEED a house, doesn't Superman have those funky crystals? O_O

The way I see it, the most you can do with the cash is do more charity work, IMO. I dont want the world to look at me as a criminal and others going around saying im trash cause i can steal and get what ever the hell i want without paying for it. if people saw that i got the money and earned it the right way from helping others out they would understand. Having powers like that you gotta watch your back what you do and what you say you would like a celebrity. and you have your reputation to keep.

cops would hate me though cause i would be doing alot of the work and police stations would start lowering their pay checks and they would all start going on strike probably.

and clark kent does sleep he has an apartment. slept on his farm as well in farmville growing up.

and for the crystals id pass. where its located its to damn cold for me.

0mega Spawn
Originally posted by D_Dude1210
What's the big check for tho? Not like you need fancy cars or an airplane. You can CRAFT your jewelry by crushing coal into diamonds. You can basically go anywhere and not need to sleep, so who needs a house? You don't need to eat. And even when you NEED a house, doesn't Superman have those funky crystals? O_O

The way I see it, the most you can do with the cash is do more charity work, IMO. right on the money... i agree

0mega Spawn
Originally posted by chomperx9
I dont want the world to look at me as a criminal and others going around saying im trash cause i can steal and get what ever the hell i want without paying for it. if people saw that i got the money and earned it the right way from helping others out they would understand. Having powers like that you gotta watch your back what you do and what you say you would like a celebrity. and you have your reputation to keep.

cops would hate me though cause i would be doing alot of the work and police stations would start lowering their pay checks and they would all start going on strike probably.

and clark kent does sleep he has an apartment. slept on his farm as well in farmville growing up.

and for the crystals id pass. where its located its to damn cold for me. alot of people gonna hate you regardless...

Colossus-Big C
Originally posted by Digi
There's still masturbation. haermm2 laughing laughing

psycho gundam
^ you have a tournament to win brah

get in there and get it done 31

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Digi
It would be like priesthood, except cool.

laughing out loud

BobbyD
Power on that level corrupts people. That being said, I would use that power to the best of my abilities--like the character intended. For if I fail, Superman would be waiting for me. sad

And I would be single, so I could pick up a lot of hot chicks. evil face

BobbyD
Originally posted by D_Dude1210


First time you have sex, you squish her to death. (superstrength)
Second time, you kill her via superfriction burn (superspeed).
Third time, you kill via supersperm...



That's why you'd seek WW. (sigh)

janus77
take the power, practice on a melon, get the technique down pat then use artificial insemination for procreation needs and pulling out for the jollies (without killing the babes).

after that, I'd go explore the galaxy, maybe HV some people from the face of the planet - destroy Reality Television!

oh and I'd take courses in astrophysics and nuclear physics, so I could get more creative with my powers.

rotiart
This is so not a vs thread...

But in any case... If I was on earth I'd have to be careful I didn't become a dictator... I mean Noone can oppose you... And your whims cant be refuted... I'd become like dr manhattan in watchmen and feel removed from men... Nothing would satisfy me because I'd have no peer... I'd get tired of resolving disputes to the point probably that I'd start being proactive with my enforcement of the laws... People would feel threatened and eventually I'd have to remove mysel once I realized what I was doing...

And as far as babes? Pick the maxim top 100... They'd all be mine. :-P

illadelph12
I'd lead my normal life pretty much, though I'd travel overseas every few months and rob banks at light speed (they're insured. F*ck em), then incrementally deposit the funds in small amounts in various bank accounts and investments over the span of about 15-20 years to prevent suspicion. The love life wouldn't change too much. You don't have to exert super strength when receiving fellatio, but you'd have to be careful not to break a chicks neck when you put your hand on the back of her head and feed it to her. With practice it would be a breeze. I wouldn't engage in superheroics. This world doesn't need a superhero, it needs a philosophical awakening and increased social awareness of the general populace. Flying around saving people isn't going to change people's mental conditioning.

Also, assuming we also get super intelligence and super aptitude (which is also supposed to be among Supes's abilities), I'd work on inventing renewable energy tech, superfoods, advanced robotics, and other things that would benefit the society as a whole and allow humanity to get rid of capitalism (robbing banks only being necessary due to the current monetary system).

rotiart
Why rob banks... You are freaking superman... Assuming the genius level intellect... Like when all star superman created the serum that gave Lois his powers for a day.... I would presume he could invent some kind of terraforming tech and turn our deserts into forests like ion when he was god... All you really need is to remove the dry earth and replace it with sea bed sediment... Switch and tada..

Insured banks still draw money from the government so robbing a bank only hurts the state who in turn has less money for federally funded programs... :-( like highways and stuff so in the long run you robbed people of thier jobs..

As for a philosophical change... People do rash things most times out of fear or cowardice... You steal to feed yourself or your family... Or maybe you have an addiction issue... Imagine if you created a system that allowed the entire world to be fed... The will to attain would be gone bit possibly innovation and ambition...

It's hard playing god... That's probably why we are left to our own devices because interference of any sort alters the will of man.. I mean if I was superman... The 49ers are making a comeback ad winning the superbowl this year. :P

chomperx9
would there be any high intellect criminals out there that would study you and trie to take you down like luthor ?

janus77
that Facebook guy, he seems like the sort to do that!

of course, I'd just do a manual DoS attack on all his servers, fly around the world with a 3G phone, pinging and flooding his servers in retaliation... might take an hour (unless I could persuade 4Chan to do it for me ... maybe by posting up some voyeur porn in exchange ... shifty ).

Black bolt z
I'd like to take my own country.

I won't kill anyone to take it i'll just loiter the hell out of thr place until they leave evil face

The I'd try to make a society as perfect as I can where everyone has equal rights/do what they choose, and live a happy life.

No one would be homeless as I could build houses fast with ease.

For the economy I'd just make hundreds of diamonds in a second.

Dark_Passenger
I would watch the world burn...

Mindset
Originally posted by Dark_Passenger
I would watch the world burn... thumb up

SuperMan103
i would do whatever i want.

King Kandy
Use it to become famous so that I can advocate my social agenda and educate others.

srankmissingnin
If anyone comic book fan got the powers of superman the first thing that would happen is the complete destruction of civilization after some numskull decided to test out his FTL running speed on the earth. sad

753
leaning towards benevolent global dictatorship

King Castle
Raises hands*
sad

i was just tryin to see if i really was faster then a speeding bullet and how many women i could have inside a day who was sunbathing...

didnt realize it would be bad to the planet.. embarrasment

Dark_Passenger
Originally posted by 753
leaning towards benevolent global dictatorship

Pussy that went out with Miracleman and the Squadron Supreme.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by 753
leaning towards benevolent global dictatorship This for me.

And

Originally posted by Dark_Passenger
I would watch the world burn... Originally posted by Mindset
thumb up

Sr J-Bieb
I do have the powers of Superman.

Thank you OP for acknowledging this.

753
Originally posted by Dark_Passenger
Pussy that went out with Miracleman and the Squadron Supreme. I like the squadron supreme, who cares if they were dorky?

chomperx9
Id still wear the my underwar inside if i was superman

illadelph12
Originally posted by rotiart
Why rob banks... You are freaking superman... Assuming the genius level intellect... Like when all star superman created the serum that gave Lois his powers for a day.... I would presume he could invent some kind of terraforming tech and turn our deserts into forests like ion when he was god... All you really need is to remove the dry earth and replace it with sea bed sediment... Switch and tada..

In our real world beneficial technological innovations get suppressed by corporate interests until said interests can profit from the tech. If you try to change the status quo too quickly there will be a severe backlash by those that have created niches for themselves, not to mention the Industrial Complex. Your patents will be stolen or severely infringed upon, lawsuits will be filed, restraining orders placed, smear campaigns, Government intervention on behalf of the corporations, etc. I wouldn't want to get Nikola Tesla'd. I'd make my inventions and try to foster change, but I'm not gonna be some blind idealist banking on the P.T.B. to do the right thing. So long as we're using a currency based capitalist system it's get or get got, and I'm not getting got, ya dig.

And I'm sure you know about fractional reserve banking. I'm not losing sleep on robbing a con artist.

Badabing
Originally posted by illadelph12
I'd lead my normal life pretty much, though I'd travel overseas every few months and rob banks at light speed (they're insured. F*ck em), then incrementally deposit the funds in small amounts in various bank accounts and investments over the span of about 15-20 years to prevent suspicion. The love life wouldn't change too much. You don't have to exert super strength when receiving fellatio, but you'd have to be careful not to break a chicks neck when you put your hand on the back of her head and feed it to her. With practice it would be a breeze. I wouldn't engage in superheroics. This world doesn't need a superhero, it needs a philosophical awakening and increased social awareness of the general populace. Flying around saving people isn't going to change people's mental conditioning.

Also, assuming we also get super intelligence and super aptitude (which is also supposed to be among Supes's abilities), I'd work on inventing renewable energy tech, superfoods, advanced robotics, and other things that would benefit the society as a whole and allow humanity to get rid of capitalism (robbing banks only being necessary due to the current monetary system). Yeah right. facepalm

You'd try to free all your evil minions from the Phantom Zone. Then go into a long winded Zod speech. Trying to make people bow and kneel. sneer

the ninjak
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
I do have the powers of Superman.

Thank you OP for acknowledging this.

No probs.

rotiart
Originally posted by illadelph12
In our real world beneficial technological innovations get suppressed by corporate interests until said interests can profit from the tech. If you try to change the status quo too quickly there will be a severe backlash by those that have created niches for themselves, not to mention the Industrial Complex. Your patents will be stolen or severely infringed upon, lawsuits will be filed, restraining orders placed, smear campaigns, Government intervention on behalf of the corporations, etc. I wouldn't want to get Nikola Tesla'd. I'd make my inventions and try to foster change, but I'm not gonna be some blind idealist banking on the P.T.B. to do the right thing. So long as we're using a currency based capitalist system it's get or get got, and I'm not getting got, ya dig.

And I'm sure you know about fractional reserve banking. I'm not losing sleep on robbing a con artist.

One minute you act as if you aren't constrained by normal
Societies rules because you are superman and the next you obey them because you have to obey those rules?

And reserve banking still has printed money based upon the resources of the country it's based on... The federal reserve banks only prints so much to prevent inflation.. Of course you know about those rules.. The average 3-4% ratios and unemployment numbers we rely on o ensure stability? So you are going to run in and rob everyone blind enron style and expect it not to affect the remaining governments?

And I didn't say I'd patent anything. I said with my tech I wouldn't have to worry about anything... Noone can touch me and really I can turn the world into a giant socialism...

Mindset
First thing I'm doing is flying off into space and banging hot alien broads.

rotiart
Originally posted by Mindset
First thing I'm doing is flying off into space and banging hot alien broads.

Like in futurama? The octopus lady trying to lay er eggs or the mermaid that was bottom half fish... :-P

Mindset
Both.

At the same time.

I'll bring the masses together for the greater good.

753
Originally posted by illadelph12
In our real world beneficial technological innovations get suppressed by corporate interests until said interests can profit from the tech. If you try to change the status quo too quickly there will be a severe backlash by those that have created niches for themselves, not to mention the Industrial Complex. Your patents will be stolen or severely infringed upon, lawsuits will be filed, restraining orders placed, smear campaigns, Government intervention on behalf of the corporations, etc. I wouldn't want to get Nikola Tesla'd. I'd make my inventions and try to foster change, but I'm not gonna be some blind idealist banking on the P.T.B. to do the right thing. So long as we're using a currency based capitalist system it's get or get got, and I'm not getting got, ya dig.

And I'm sure you know about fractional reserve banking. I'm not losing sleep on robbing a con artist. but with SM's powers any backlash could be rendered meaningless. besides, the real limitations to the resolution of our social and environmental problems are political and economic, not technological. Like you pointed out that the world doesn't need superheroes, but social change, the same goes for technology. on the other hand the physical basis of the contemporary power structures could be reduced to ashes with minimum damage to the social welfare networks by someone with SM's powers.

753
Originally posted by rotiart

And reserve banking still has printed money based upon the resources of the country it's based on... except for the usa that pretends to pay its debt with make believe money for which there is no gold in storage.

rotiart
Originally posted by 753
except for the usa that pretends to pay its debt with make believe money for which there is no gold in storage.

But for which there are other bartering goods of monetary value such as grain and other food stuffs.. Oil.. And various mineral resources... Gold is simply a standard for the actual services goods you have...just like printed money...

753
but that's just the point, those bartering goods dont match the print of money. it used to be that most countries on earth held dollar reserves while the usa held gold reserves and fixed the value of a pound of gold in dollars, so by implication all currencies matched some value in gold which actually existed. but nixon ended that. the dollar no longer means anything in terms of gold or any other fixed outsided value, so printing it to pay the debt has meant making up money more and more often because there is no fixed standard of objective value.

rotiart
So you believe the us is the only one to do that... So the euro... Yen... yuan... Are all value fixed on gold and rather than the GDP or ndp... Which seems to.be the internationally held standard for the last fifty years...

If you have a problem with the USA just say so, but don't project this as a USA only problem

Mindship
I'd invent superAfrim to keep from sneezing away the solar system.

Or...

I'd use my powers for worldwide good until it became obvious that solving worldwide problems (especially economic and religious) requires more than lifting big things, flying fast and unleashing extremes of temperature. Given, then, a probably deteriorating relationship with humanity (and assuming I didn't go on the offensive), I'd go on hiatus until I understood the longer-term consequences of simplistic, band-aid solutions, likely even take a sabbatical in deep space, for perspective, knowledge and the sheer joy of exploration.

Or...

Sofia Margarita would never be seen by mortal eyes again.

rotiart
Back on topic though...

Maggie q, zhang ziyi, and grace park...

I'm Asian soni has the yellow fever sue me. ;-)

753
Originally posted by rotiart
So you believe the us is the only one to do that... So the euro... Yen... yuan... Are all value fixed on gold and rather than the GDP or ndp... Which seems to.be the internationally held standard for the last fifty years...

If you have a problem with the USA just say so, but don't project this as a USA only problem facepalmit is a problem originally created by the usa because there was an international agreement defining the use of the dollar as the standard international reserve and the use of gold as the american reserve: the bretton woods system that was voided by nixon. today there is an international movement to replace the dollar as the conventional reserve currency with a new one created for this specific purpose and fixed in gold that is motivated in part because of this problem and guess what, the us government is against it cause it would diminish its influence.

Brockalizer
I'd definitely take the powers, then I would remake the world in my image, ending war and famine, giving the people a God that they can actually see and talk to. They could live in total freedom to do whatever they wanted as long as it didn't involve harming or killing the innocent. Since it's the real world I wouldn't have to worry about magic and kryptonite, even though it is an actual element can only exist in a particle accelerator for a micro second. As far as sex goes, if she dies she dies. There are millions of women out there that would love the chance to be "martyred".

King Castle
i use my heat vision to make a monument of myself on Mt. Rushmore.

also remake the statue of liberty into a glorious image of myself..

ppl would want to have something to worship so i be happy to oblige.

i would need to give myself a title so ppl can relate i start of with general... till ppl get comfortable with that

Omega Vision
Originally posted by King Castle
i use my heat vision to make a monument of myself on Mt. Rushmore.

also remake the statue of liberty into a glorious image of myself..

ppl would want to have something to worship so i be happy to oblige.

i would need to give myself a title so ppl can relate i start of with general... till ppl get comfortable with that
You're thinking small. Carving your face on the moon is where it's at.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Omega Vision
You're thinking small. Carving your face on the moon is where it's at. Or making a civilazation on the moon and carving your face ont the Earth stick out tongue

Starscream M
Originally posted by Omega Vision
You're thinking small. Carving your face on the moon is where it's at. or tattoo you face onto the forehead of every living person

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Starscream M
or tattoo you face onto the forehead of every living person
I don't think I'd like ****ing a girl with my face tattooed on hers.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Starscream M
or tattoo you face onto the forehead of every living person That might be a little hard as your heat vision would melt thier faces off...

Starscream M
Originally posted by Black bolt z
That might be a little hard as your heat vision would melt thier faces off... no, you could adjust the level of heat

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Starscream M
no, you could adjust the level of heat To the point where you can put it there without causing actual medical burns?I don't think thats possible.

Starscream M
Originally posted by Black bolt z
To the point where you can put it there without causing actual medical burns?I don't think thats possible. it's certainly possible

and if you have superman's intellect and control over powers as well, its certainly feasible

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Starscream M
it's certainly possible

and if you have superman's intellect and control over powers as well, its certainly feasible Not unless that temperature does not exist which I don't think it does.

Starscream M
Originally posted by Black bolt z
Not unless that temperature does not exist which I don't think it does. lol cows get branded all the time

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Starscream M
lol cows get branded all the time And its because a red hot piece of metal is shoved right into their side....

Like I said it would burn people.Not just marks.

King Castle
i guess i brand my women with my heat vision...

Omega Vision
Originally posted by King Castle
i guess i brand my women with my heat vision...
It's more efficient to brand your not-women.

King Castle
i also take over a tropical island resort as my island of solitude..,,

bring me more mojitoes...chop chop...

Omega Vision
Originally posted by King Castle
i also take over a tropical island resort as my island of solitude..,,

bring me more mojitoes...chop chop...
If you have servants it isn't an island of solitude. stick out tongue

Starscream M
Originally posted by Omega Vision
If you have servants it isn't an island of solitude. stick out tongue not if the servants are androids

King Castle
i dont believe in having servants ... they are just the workers who run the hotel which i have taken over as my base of operations in the top floor...

occasionally going to the pool area when i see something that interest me and practicing my X ray vision

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Starscream M
not if the servants are androids
Having android servants also defeats the purpose of having a ____of solitude

illadelph12
Originally posted by rotiart
One minute you act as if you aren't constrained by normal
Societies rules because you are superman and the next you obey them because you have to obey those rules?

And reserve banking still has printed money based upon the resources of the country it's based on... The federal reserve banks only prints so much to prevent inflation.. Of course you know about those rules.. The average 3-4% ratios and unemployment numbers we rely on o ensure stability? So you are going to run in and rob everyone blind enron style and expect it not to affect the remaining governments?

And I didn't say I'd patent anything. I said with my tech I wouldn't have to worry about anything... Noone can touch me and really I can turn the world into a giant socialism...

Nah, I believe you've misinterpreted my posts. OP explicitly states we have Superman's powers in our real world. In our society someone like Superman would be considered a threat to national security in practically every nation simply because of what he's capable of, and just about every military power would have multiple divisions dedicated to containing and eliminating Superman if the need arose, or if they simply wished to remove a possible/perceived threat to their power. If I had his powers I'd try to keep a relatively low profile. Robbing banks overseas at light speed (which would leave practically no evidence) is based on the fact that one of Superman's powers isn't being super wealthy and there are still material goods and a level of comfort I would want in life. Stealing pieces of essentially worthless paper doesn't actually hurt anyone. Money only has the value people associate with it. It's not intrinsic. The fact that people can't collectively move beyond this economic model is the issue.

Also, in our world, propaganda and social conditioning are more powerful than Superman. Providing technological innovations that will advance the populace will only do so much. Real change will only come about when the people, collectively, choose to change things. Sadly, People still choose to carry a yolk because that's all they know. I'd offer an alternative, but it still comes down to their choice.

Starscream M
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Having android servants also defeats the purpose of having a ____of solitude not really

does being on a island with a laptop make it not solitude?

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Starscream M
not really

does being on a island with a laptop make it not solitude? No.But a laptop doesn't move around monitoring your actions.

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Starscream M
not really

does being on a island with a laptop make it not solitude?
Depends if you use it for Skype or not.

The MadParty
i'd be an absolute douchebag

Omega Vision
Originally posted by The MadParty
i'd be an absolute douchebag
You don't need powers for that. wink

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by illadelph12
Nah, I believe you've misinterpreted my posts. OP explicitly states we have Superman's powers in our real world. In our society someone like Superman would be considered a threat to national security in practically every nation simply because of what he's capable of, and just about every military power would have multiple divisions dedicated to containing and eliminating Superman if the need arose, or if they simply wished to remove a possible/perceived threat to their power. If I had his powers I'd try to keep a relatively low profile. R

Once you find away to immunize yourself to red solar radiation, you have nothing to fear. The military forces of the world couldn't do shit to you.

After I solved the red solar radiation problem, I'd go on a massive killing spree. I'd start with Starscream.

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Once you find away to immunize yourself to red solar radiation, you have nothing to fear. The military forces of the world couldn't do shit to you.

After I solved the red solar radiation problem, I'd go on a massive killing spree. I'd start with Starscream.
Since you don't have the powers of Batman you'd have no chance against Brucie.

Rage.Of.Olympus
I'd make Brucey eat his plastic "enhancement".

Starscream M
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I'd start with Starscream. What the f**k?

illadelph12
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Once you find away to immunize yourself to red solar radiation, you have nothing to fear. The military forces of the world couldn't do shit to you.

After I solved the red solar radiation problem, I'd go on a massive killing spree. I'd start with Starscream.

I doubt the leaders of today's world would just accept a possible "rogue god" that could threaten their influence and sit idly by. Whether they can kill you will be an after thought. Take into account the collateral damage. There's currently a near decade long two theatre war taking place, one theatre of which is to stop a bunch of dudes in caves that train on monkey bars, blow themselves and others up, and make threatening amateur videos 24/7, and the other front was due to a leader of a sovereign nation who was killed and his country occupied because of the supposed threat of weapons of mass destruction in his possession (which turned out to be false and 'exaggerated'). What resources do you think the governments of today would put towards stopping or containing a person that can move or pulverize mountains, incinerate a nation in seconds, freeze an entire fleet of battleships in place with a breath, and whip up an army of advanced robots that have similar powers to himself?

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by illadelph12
I doubt the leaders of today's world would just accept a possible "rogue god" that could threaten their influence and sit idly by. Whether they can kill you will be an after thought. Take into account the collateral damage. There's currently a near decade long two theatre war taking place, one theatre of which is to stop a bunch of dudes in caves that train on monkey bars, blow themselves and others up, and make threatening amateur videos 24/7, and the other front was due to a leader of a sovereign nation who was killed and his country occupied because of the supposed threat of weapons of mass destruction in his possession (which turned out to be false and 'exaggerated'). What resources do you think the governments of today would put towards stopping or containing a person that can move or pulverize mountains, incinerate a nation in seconds, freeze an entire fleet of battleships in place with a breath, and whip up an army of advanced robots that have similar powers to himself?

I don't give a shit about the collateral damage. I could kill every single world leader or their families in a second. They either obey me or die. Pretty clear cut.

I don't get tired, I don't need nourishment or sleep, and there's nothing they could do to harm me. I'd be ruling or have destroyed this mudball inside of a week tops.

Omega Vision
Yeah I've never bought the "collateral damage" argument.

Just let them hit you with a nuke and show them that nukes are worthless and they'll get the message.

And if you're going to be a psychopath like Rage it doesn't matter.

Starscream M
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Yeah I've never bought the "collateral damage" argument.
what was the collateral damage argument?

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Starscream M
what was the collateral damage argument?
That all the world's nations (that pack a nuclear punch anyway) will act like retards and try to hit an FTL target with nuclear weapons.

Starscream M
Originally posted by Omega Vision
That all the world's nations (that pack a nuclear punch anyway) will act like retards and try to hit an FTL target with nuclear weapons. oh yeah I don't see that happening either

governments are not gonna use nukes...esp when they have no idea whether it would work or not

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Starscream M
oh yeah I don't see that happening either

governments are not gonna use nukes...esp when they have no idea whether it would work or not
Yeah but if I were going to declare myself benevolent ruler of the world and I anticipated that they might have such a reaction I'd nip it in the bud by flying out to as remote a location as possible and inviting them to hit me with their best shot. When the smoke clears I'd be unharmed and they'd be forced to accept the new order.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Omega Vision
And if you're going to be a psychopath like Rage it doesn't matter.

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If you're gonna do it, do it right.

My first act as the world's supreme leader will be to f*ck Emma Watson.

Starscream M
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
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If you're gonna do it, do it right.

My first act as the world's supreme leader will be to f*ck Emma Watson. I will stop you. I will find a way!

Omega Vision
I'm loving the image of Starscream getting heatvisioned while wearing a gaudy purple spandex costume.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Starscream M
I will stop you. I will find a way!

I'd rape your corpse.

Omega Vision
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I'd rape your corpse.
So he'd posthumously lose his virginity? smurph

753
Originally posted by illadelph12
I doubt the leaders of today's world would just accept a possible "rogue god" that could threaten their influence and sit idly by. Whether they can kill you will be an after thought. Take into account the collateral damage. There's currently a near decade long two theatre war taking place, one theatre of which is to stop a bunch of dudes in caves that train on monkey bars, blow themselves and others up, and make threatening amateur videos 24/7, and the other front was due to a leader of a sovereign nation who was killed and his country occupied because of the supposed threat of weapons of mass destruction in his possession (which turned out to be false and 'exaggerated'). What resources do you think the governments of today would put towards stopping or containing a person that can move or pulverize mountains, incinerate a nation in seconds, freeze an entire fleet of battleships in place with a breath, and whip up an army of advanced robots that have similar powers to himself? dude, there is nothing the real world could do to SM and he could disarm the planet in under a day, vaporize every weapon under the sun.

illadelph12
Which would only serve as proof that their initial fears about you were valid and lead to an escalation of their efforts to eliminate or contain you, not an ending, as well as turning public opinion completely against you, particularly as the media kicks into overdrive destroying your reputation with the actions you took. I can't speak for ya'll, but I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with superpowers flying around destroying military installations and being feared and hated by the entire planet. I'd want to enjoy myself. Flying around destroying potential threats every month would get old pretty quick. Apparently that's acceptable to some of you. I didn't realize we had so many Fuhrers in waiting here on KMC.

D_Dude1210
Originally posted by illadelph12
Which would only serve as proof that their initial fears about you were valid and lead to an escalation of their efforts to eliminate or contain you, not an ending, as well as turning public opinion completely against you, particularly as the media kicks into overdrive destroying your reputation with the actions you took. I can't speak for ya'll, but I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with superpowers flying around destroying military installations and being feared and hated by the entire planet. I'd want to enjoy myself. Flying around destroying potential threats every month would get old pretty quick. Apparently that's acceptable to some of you. I didn't realize we had so many Fuhrers in waiting here on KMC.

Ppl would probably end up as benevolent world dictators. That's the only way to go about it. Allow freedom but crush those who would dare oppose me. Not like you'd have much choice in the matter the minute world governments start turning on you.

I, for one, fear that I would have to succumb to the necessity of world domination just so that I can live in peace. S'why I'm not really so big on getting this much power.

753
Originally posted by illadelph12
Which would only serve as proof that their initial fears about you were valid and lead to an escalation of their efforts to eliminate or contain you, not an ending, as well as turning public opinion completely against you, particularly as the media kicks into overdrive destroying your reputation with the actions you took. I can't speak for ya'll, but I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with superpowers flying around destroying military installations and being feared and hated by the entire planet. I'd want to enjoy myself. Flying around destroying potential threats every month would get old pretty quick. Apparently that's acceptable to some of you. I didn't realize we had so many Fuhrers in waiting here on KMC. but it would take years for them to rebuild what you could level in a second. the institutions themselves would collapse following their disarmament and the public would likely sway in your favor.

Omega Vision
I'd honestly probably leave Earth altogether and use my FTL flight to search for extraterrestrial life.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by illadelph12
I doubt the leaders of today's world would just accept a possible "rogue god" that could threaten their influence and sit idly by. Whether they can kill you will be an after thought. Take into account the collateral damage. There's currently a near decade long two theatre war taking place, one theatre of which is to stop a bunch of dudes in caves that train on monkey bars, blow themselves and others up, and make threatening amateur videos 24/7, and the other front was due to a leader of a sovereign nation who was killed and his country occupied because of the supposed threat of weapons of mass destruction in his possession (which turned out to be false and 'exaggerated'). What resources do you think the governments of today would put towards stopping or containing a person that can move or pulverize mountains, incinerate a nation in seconds, freeze an entire fleet of battleships in place with a breath, and whip up an army of advanced robots that have similar powers to himself? And that fact that germany just paid off world war 1 this year.

Talk about damage.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Omega Vision
I'm loving the image of Starscream getting heatvisioned while wearing a gaudy purple spandex costume. Like this?
http://www.milanoo.com/upload/products/201004/Purple-And-White-Lycra-Spandex-Unisex-Super-Hero-Zentai-Suit-25613-1.jpg

Or this?
http://www.milanoo.com/upen/v/200808/Lycra-Spandex-Purple-Spider-Spiderman-Costume-Zentai-outfit-with-Black-Stripes-3179-1.jpg

King Castle
i would crash and sleep on bench parks and drink lots of alcohol for the taste not intoxication.

i would let them try to nuke me where i am sleeping since collateral damage would be acceptable in order to kill me.

they would try to blame me and i would torture and kill them and their family to speak the truth which would cause america and the world to hate those in power for destroying a city to get to me..

i would also disguise myself as a normal person by wearing color contacts and my glasses when i am not flying around impregnating women with the new master race

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