Batman vs. Iron Man. (read stipulations)

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Marvelknight
Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are best friends, and they're at Bruce's home talking over business deals and contracts. Bruce offers to teach Tony martial arts, but Tony refuses. Claiming that he doesn't need it and it would be a wast of time. Then Tony makes a bet with Bruce. Tony says that "he will build him his own "iron man"suit , that would be fully capable to combat his own".

Bruce has one week to learn the suit's capabilities and how to operate it. Then Tony and him will have a mach up. Not to kill each other. But to see who's the better fighter. If Bruce loses, Tony and will take him out to meet with 50 women and get ****ed up, I mean ****ing drunk. But if Bruce should win, he gets to teach Tony martial arts a full year.

They will fight h2h only.

So how does this go?

thanos-prime
wat

Silent Master
Besides, Cap has already taught Tony some fighting skills.

Marvelknight
Originally posted by Silent Master
Besides, Cap has already taught Tony some fighting skills.

Sure, but he can still learn more. And Bruce is an excellent teacher.

Silent Master
Tony would just go back and ask Cap for more lessons if he really wanted to improve his skills.

Marvelknight
Originally posted by Silent Master
Tony would just go back and ask Cap for more lessons if he really wanted to improve his skills.

But this is a "what if" situation. erm

Silent Master
It makes no sense, why would Tony want to fight Batman w/iron-suit in HTH?

Marvelknight
Originally posted by Silent Master
It makes no sense, why would Tony want to fight Batman w/iron-suit in HTH?

Well that's because they can still fly and come in close. Tony still has the edge in experience. It's not a bad idea and it's kinda funny at the same time.

Silent Master
Since when is flying allowed in "H2H" only matches?

Marvelknight
Originally posted by Silent Master
Since when is flying allowed in "H2H" only matches?

The only things that is not allowed is energy beams and blaster canons. Flying is allowed.

Silent Master
Originally posted by Marvelknight
The only things that is not allowed is energy beams and blaster canons. Flying is allowed.

In that case, Tony hacks Batman's suit and then kicks Bruce in the head while he's trying to reboot it.

Lord_Talron
laughing out loud

the ninjak
Ironman is one with his suit. Batman would just be a newb playing a video game.

Looks like Bruce is gonna get drunk and laid.

Mindset
Tony kills him.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Mindset
Tony kills him. Happy Dance

SquallX
How bout this.

Bruce beats him with the bat kick, teaches Tony MA for a year, while getting drunk, and ****ing 100 women.

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