Thanos vs. Superman: Lifting contest

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Black bolt z
Thanos and superman are each given a dungbell and told to bench press it.

They must do 5 complete lifts of it to get to the next weight.

The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.

Who is able to lift the dungbell for the longest?

psycho gundam
it's "dumbbell", dumbbell

evil face

and those weights are nothing to them

Kid Kurdy
Superman. It's not even close.

I know Thanos is class 100, but based on feats, one could say he's more class 10 or so.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by psycho gundam
it's "dumbbell", dumbbell

evil face

and those weights are nothing to them Then at what point do they stop? Its increased by a factor of 10 after every 5 lifts.

Like after 20 lifts it will be 1M pound. After 40 it will be 1 billion and so one.

Starscream M
as psycho said, neither will really struggle with the weights you listed, but superman's more sensitive sense of smell might cause him more adversity lifting a dungbell.

psycho gundam
don't know or care

long pig
Seriously, who the **** says dungbells? That's mindboggling.

long pig
I can't even think of a way you could accidently type dungbells. That shit was intentional.

Mindset
Originally posted by long pig
Seriously, who the **** says dungbells? That's mindboggling. Originally posted by long pig
I can't even think of a way you could accidently type dungbells. That shit was intentional. laughing out loud

marwash22
Originally posted by Black bolt z
Thanos and superman are each given a dungbell and told to bench press it.

They must do 5 complete lifts of it to get to the next weight.

The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.

Who is able to lift the dungbell for the longest? gross.

CosmicComet
dungbell

lol

Starscream M
Originally posted by Black bolt z


The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.
that's a shitload of dung erm

CosmicComet
Originally posted by Starscream M
that's a shitload of dung erm

What a cunning linguist

JakeTheBank
But he's also a master debator.

Starscream M
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
But he's also a master debator. are you being sarcastic? confused

psycho gundam
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3892/dungbell.jpg

Colossus-Big C
Originally posted by psycho gundam
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3892/dungbell.jpg laughing laughing

marwash22
okay guys, it was an error... quit giving BBZ shit.

psycho gundam
Originally posted by marwash22
okay guys, it was an error... quit giving BBZ shit. that pun was intended

arsehole

Uriel005
lol raw lifting no amps is superman for sure.

dmills
laughing out loud

long pig
Originally posted by marwash22
okay guys, it was an error... quit giving BBZ shit. He wrote dungbells like 10 times in a row. He did that shit intentionally to **** with our heads.

chomperx9
Why not just make it an Arm wrestling match between the two.

long pig
I'm furious.

Badabing
Originally posted by Black bolt z
Thanos and superman are each given a dungbell and told to bench press it.

They must do 5 complete lifts of it to get to the next weight.

The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.

Who is able to lift the dungbell for the longest? Originally posted by psycho gundam
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3892/dungbell.jpg Just saw this. crylaugh

I guess I better edit the op? mmm

psycho gundam
dungbells are heavy as shit

long pig
Originally posted by Badabing
Just saw this. crylaugh

I guess I better edit the op? mmm If you do, you're dead to me.

long pig
Originally posted by psycho gundam
dungbells are heavy as shit It's very hard to make me laugh. Bravo, my friend. Bravo.

carver9
Originally posted by psycho gundam
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3892/dungbell.jpg

laughing

SuperMan103
lol "dungbell".

HigH ScholaR
Originally posted by long pig
Seriously, who the **** says dungbells? That's mindboggling.
Originally posted by long pig
I can't even think of a way you could accidently type dungbells. That shit was intentional.
laughing out loud

quanchi112
Originally posted by Black bolt z
Thanos and superman are each given a dungbell and told to bench press it.

They must do 5 complete lifts of it to get to the next weight.

The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.

Who is able to lift the dungbell for the longest? Dungbells and yet you claim your iq is so high. Shakes head forever.

Black bolt z
Originally posted by psycho gundam
that pun was intended

arsehole No...the sad thing is I honestly thought it was dungbell sad.

Badabing
Originally posted by psycho gundam
dungbells are heavy as shit laughing out loudOriginally posted by long pig
If you do, you're dead to me. No edit then. sweatdrop

illadelph12
Originally posted by Black bolt z
Thanos and superman are each given a dungbell and told to bench press it.

They must do 5 complete lifts of it to get to the next weight.

The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.

Who is able to lift the dungbell for the longest?

Now taking applications and resumes for a competent apprentice.

illadelph12
Originally posted by Black bolt z
No...the sad thing is I honestly thought it was dungbell sad.

Smh...

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
Superman. It's not even close.

I know Thanos is class 100, but based on feats, one could say he's more class 10 or so. ...
why do you even post...

This thread is pretty shitty by the way

Badabing
Originally posted by illadelph12
Smh... Nice mentoring...durpalm

Black bolt z
Can we all get passed my stupidity and answer the thread!?!?!?!

Mindset
Originally posted by Black bolt z
Can we all get passed my stupidity and answer the thread!?!?!?! I don't think that's possible.

chomperx9
thanos stops lifting the dungbell at 1,000 tons

Black bolt z
Originally posted by Mindset
I don't think that's possible. http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/oh_you.jpg

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by Black bolt z
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/oh_you.jpg Edit that to 'poo'

Black bolt z
Wait so the 3 pages of this thread was just mocking me?

BBZ SMASH! g_hulk

long pig
Oh my dungbells, he's back....

long pig
:also shakes head forever:

long pig
Hmm....good thread.

Supermex
Originally posted by long pig
Seriously, who the **** says dungbells? That's mindboggling.



I stopped reading this thread when I noticed the word "Dungbells"

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by Supermex
I stopped reading this thread when I noticed the word "Dungbells"

Started reading serously after noticed the word dungbell. Well this is a contest Thanus has every advantage to win. It's not about strength, where Superman is superior, but supermans senses are also "super" he will stop participating once the smell becomes unbearable, while Thanus is used to it. So Thanus wins.

long pig
If Thanus hangs loose, stays wide and pushes hard, he can win this battle.

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by long pig
If Thanus hangs loose, stays wide and pushes hard, he can win this battle.
Good shit.
thumb up

golem370
On panel Superman In comic book reality who knows on kypton Thanos.

KuRuPT Thanosi
Superman obviously has more lifting feats so if that's your criteria you'd say he would win. If you go by portrayals of the characters it gets tougher

long pig
Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Superman obviously has more lifting feats so if that's your criteria you'd say he would win. If you go by portrayals of the characters it gets tougher
Proof of superman lifting dungbells?

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