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Marvel Earth fights a team of the following lifeless objects:

The Stairs that Tripped Darkseid
The Gas-Station that knocked out Supes
The Table that was thrown at Apocalypse

The objects get a week of prep.

Didn't a brick knock out SS.

Originally posted by Mindset
Didn't a brick knock out SS.

There have been a number of really powerful bricks, but I didn't want to give the inanimate objects too great of an advantage.

Man, Marvel's boned.

The Gas Station explodes and takes out every hero except Thor who manages to port away at the last second, Thor is then hit on the other end by the table and tumbles down the stairs to his death.

Objects win.

Squirrel Girl takes it alone

I hear that the NYPD is pretty tough on Marvel Earth.

Still not enough, the stairs solo.