Originally posted by StyleTime
If it's the 8-Bit theater versions, The Fake Light Warriors win.
.....but only after fumbling around hilariously for a while.
Thief can have Team 1 contractually obligated to lose or just steal their weapons and materia.
Fighter with sword-chucks is a beast.
I'm pretty sure Red Mage had a spell that froze the universe, as well as the ability to resurrect himself with Life.
Black Mage fires hadoukens from a safe distance.
LOL @ Thief contract raping them. He probably would, too.
Ice 9 was Red Mages potential universe freezing spell. In a rare moment of competence, he used it combined with a bag of holding to single handedly beat Kary.
Black Mage can probably get them with collateral damage, if nothing else I guess.. Assuming he doesn't miss the ground. Seriously, his aim sucks..
Those tendrils of concentrated evil are a far more effective ability.. That, or maybe he can simply blitz and absorb their powers, like he did with the four fiends.