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Finally, first contact with Jawas.

We should name it Tatooine when we inevitably conquer it. Just for kicks.

We should name it Tatooine now, and rename it Nova Australia when we start colonizing it with our prisoners.

Has it ever occurred to anyone that Star Wars is actually the tale of a real galaxy far away and George Lucas is a time traveling madman?

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Has it ever occurred to anyone that Star Wars is actually the tale of a real galaxy far away and George Lucas is a time traveling madman?

No, because everyone knows Han shot first.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Has it ever occurred to anyone that Star Wars is actually the tale of a real galaxy far away and George Lucas is a time traveling madman?

He's an alien that took the real George lucas identity.

They should definatly call it tatoonie.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
No, because everyone knows Han shot first.

but did Han REALLY shoot first?

Honestly, I think this is the more likely explanation:

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YES!

I laughed alot at that.

DAMN YOU SPOCK! GO GET IN A WARP REACTOR!

Ah but is it livable (sp?) there? Thats the question, that and is it against midgets human rights to make them wear heavy brown clothes at all times.

And whether any Middle Eastern traveler should be legally obliged to don full body robes and masks, swing makeshift clubs, and scream hysterically... huh, they're 2/3 the way there already now that I think of it.

And we've gotta import elephants and cover them in carpets! OOHH this is gonna be fun!

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
And whether any Middle Eastern traveler should be legally obliged to don full body robes and masks, swing makeshift clubs, and scream hysterically... huh, they're 2/3 the way there already now that I think of it.

And we've gotta import elephants and cover them in carpets! OOHH this is gonna be fun! We will also have to quickstart the economy we'll need a town preferably one which will develop into a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Or just move Manchester?