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both batman and ironman deside to open a club, which club do you think would do better?

Batman is an anti-social billionaire cock who's too hung up on the past to enjoy some time to himself. He's out of touch with what makes for a good time, and would be better suited to shut down such a popular nightclub.

Iron Man, on the other hand, is a wealthy, poontang-driven, alcohol-fueled sex-machine. Sure, he's got problems too, but they are remedied soon enough, so as to not take up any more of his sweet precious time better spent on sexual conquests that would make the likes of Hugh Hefner, Wilt Chamberlain, and Charlie Sheen ignite with jealousy.

In conclusion, Iron Man would create a temple dedicated to living life his way. Starktech audio/video entertainment systems are just the icing on the cake.

Iron Man ftw.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Batman is an anti-social billionaire cock who's too hung up on the past to enjoy some time to himself. He's out of touch with what makes for a good time, and would be better suited to shut down such a popular nightclub.

Iron Man, on the other hand, is a wealthy, poontang-driven, alcohol-fueled sex-machine. Sure, he's got problems too, but they are remedied soon enough, so as to not take up any more of his sweet precious time better spent on sexual conquests that would make the likes of Hugh Hefner, Wilt Chamberlain, and Charlie Sheen ignite with jealousy.

In conclusion, Iron Man would create a temple dedicated to living life his way. Starktech audio/video entertainment systems are just the icing on the cake.

Iron Man ftw.

Can't argue with that

Bruce wins. Nobody likes being around a pathetic drunk

Originally posted by cdtm
Bruce wins. Nobody likes being around a pathetic drunk
Hold your tongue, witch! Iron Man parties like a rockstar. Batman almost certainly never parties, and he doesn't drink booze. Who the hell wants to be around a quiet, creepy, sober guy at a party?

Nobody, that's who.

Bruce Wayne, the persona, is a fun guy.

The real Bruce Wayne, ie. Batman, not so much.

Wayne substitutes Tony's drinks with alcohol and as Stark gets stone cold drunk he accidently signs over everything he owns to Wayne

Tony wins.

"The drinks on me. I mean it, pour all your drinks on me."