janus77
So, Rhino's the eternal loser, the loser's loser, like Doc Ock without the adamantium or Thanos abandoned by Death in some out of the universe...
Anyway, he's been given a job by Russ Meyer (from up in heaven), to test the bouncibility of various superheroine frontages.
Rhino must find the most bounce there is out there, in DC and MU. Being a horny guy, he plans on running full-pelt right at the boobages of various superheroines, then having Spiderman measure the distance from the frontage to his resultantly unconscious body.
Which heroine would bounce Rhino backwards the furthest?
As a sort of benchmark for bounce, imagine what would happen if he did that to The Blob.
Gentlemen, I give you a thread, have at it!
Anyway, he's been given a job by Russ Meyer (from up in heaven), to test the bouncibility of various superheroine frontages.
Rhino must find the most bounce there is out there, in DC and MU. Being a horny guy, he plans on running full-pelt right at the boobages of various superheroines, then having Spiderman measure the distance from the frontage to his resultantly unconscious body.
Which heroine would bounce Rhino backwards the furthest?
As a sort of benchmark for bounce, imagine what would happen if he did that to The Blob.
Gentlemen, I give you a thread, have at it!