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Let`s all thank god she gets her looks from her mother`s side. Seriously though, congrats. I want PICS, man!

You couldn`t ask for a better guy than scoob, guys. Give it up, ya`ll.

Ah, crap. Move this to the comic forum please.

Congrats to Scoob.

Dude, calling all old schoolers....show some love to the soul of the comic forum.

Moved.

I heard some celebrity just named their kid Kal-El. It's catching on Scoob, join the party.

Also, epic grats. Make her a KMC account in a few years, we'll show her the pictures of you as creepy Homer Simpson and tell her of your epic tournament victories. I'll get the globals to wave the age limit for her. It'll be great.

Congrats my main man.

Sticky, for a week or at least for a day or two? Please?

Brilliant! My daughter would love this forum! She`s ten and loved comics and MMA! Seriously! ....maybe a wave for her, too? My son is 6, he isnt old enough.

Like I told Scoob, no matter what he thinks now, or what he`ll do in the future, nothing will compare to being a new dad. ESPECIALLY girls. A little girl loves their father in a way no man on earth could ever possibly deserve. Total unconditional, unwaivering, genuine, trusting love. A little girl will make you want to be a better person.

PLEASE STICKY!

Congrats Scoob. One of the best dudes on this site and a respected vet.

Surprised Leonidas let you out of your cage long enough to breed, but like the immortal bard, Sir Jeff Goldblum, so eloquently mused in the treatise, Jurassic Park, "Life, uh... finds a way..."

^ that reminds me: just re-watched The Fly again after like 6-7 years..... still awesome

congrats on the brundly-baby too 31

Is leo luring men into cages again?..... Dude, I thought we had a talk about that. You said you`d ONLY lure children from now on.

Originally posted by long pig
Brilliant! My daughter would love this forum! She`s ten and loved comics and MMA! Seriously! ....maybe a wave for her, too? My son is 6, he isnt old enough. You have kids?

Welcome to the club Scoob. Sleep whenever you can.

Originally posted by Laminator_X
Welcome to the club Scoob. Sleep whenever you can. lol....honestly, I`d pay anything to go back and relive those moments of me and my infant son up just bonding at 3am. I miss those sweet soft "I`m about to wake up and pitch a *****" grunts a minute or so before they wake.

Originally posted by Laminator_X
Welcome to the club Scoob. Sleep whenever you can. Originally posted by Mindset
You have kids? Yep. 2 boys, one girl. Well, she`s like a step daughter...great little girl. But in my eyes, she`s my daughter. The only thing better than the love of a daughter is the love of a step daughter....blood related kids have some natural ingrained something that makes them love you, but a step daughter you first met at 6....when they adore you, it REALLY means something. You seem shocked?

I can't imagine that you are influencing our future leaders.

It's a scary thought.

Congrats Scoobs, you have a new light in your house, may you have an amazing future with your new baby girl.

Originally posted by Mindset
I can't imagine that you are influencing our future leaders.

It's a scary thought. So, you`re saying I`m stupid?

No, just deranged.

Congratulations Scoobles.

Is Scoobette a good name? or just child abuse?

congrats friend

Congratulations. Let the panic attacks begin.

congrats scoob...great news!

Originally posted by long pig
Is leo luring men into cages again?..... Dude, I thought we had a talk about that. You said you`d ONLY lure children from now on.

i let you out for a few minutes and THIS is how you repay me?? back in the cage with you!

Originally posted by Scoobless
Is Scoobette a good name? or just child abuse?

i thought it was a given that it would be velma.....

heh

Congrats Scoob!

You know you've made it as a nerd when the internet throws you the closest thing it can to a baby shower.

Anyone mind telling me what's this about If it's about someone having a newborn than congrats whoever that is....

Congratulations. Now, everything your own parents ever told you when you were a kid -- "you'll be a parent some day, then you'll understand, blah, blah, blah" -- now it will all become blindingly crystal clear.

Treasure every moment.

Congrats bro.

Originally posted by Existere
You know you've made it as a nerd when the internet throws you the closest thing it can to a baby shower.




Congrats Scoob!

Congrats Scoobless

Congratulations Scoobless!

Congrats man

Congrats dude.

Congrats

On a side note, it's crazy how many posters pop out of nothingness that I thought were gone...

Congratulations bro. Raise her as a Thor fan. durthor

Originally posted by Scoobless
Is Scoobette just child abuse?
Yes, yes it is.

Congratulations Scoob. And so begins the most important job you'll ever have as a man with a daughter. Keeping her off of the pole and from in front of the camera

Congrats man.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Congratulations bro. Raise her as a Thor fan. durthor
You mean raise her as a dirty pagan who can barely read or count.biscuits

I need on-panel proof that this happened.....

Congrats!

Congrats Scoob

Congrats dude!

Congratulations.

Congratulations and best of luck to you

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I need on-panel proof that this happened.....

Congrats!



Half Scottish, half Chinese.

Congrats, hope you get her a nationality

Congrats buddy.

Originally posted by Scoobless


Half Scottish, half Chinese.


So close....

2k4iZqbDsMs

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
So close....

2k4iZqbDsMs

Can't get on youtube in China...



What is the vid about?

Can I be the Godfather ??

Congrats !

Originally posted by Scoobless


Half Scottish, half Chinese.

pretty much by default anything that cute must be all mom.....

Originally posted by Scoobless


Half Scottish, half Chinese. Awww, such a cute baby. cry

Originally posted by Scoobless


Half Scottish, half Chinese. Aww congrats man, good luck with it

Congrats on the baby scoobs she's a cutie.

Babies all look like little bald aliens. No offense to your baby, they're just all like that. I'm sure the bonding hormones or whatever will kick in if I ever have kids of my own, but I can't see it. But I've quickly learned not to say this in public...there's an insane social stigma on saying anything other than "so cute" or "he/she looks like mother/father" or something similar. In 3 years she'll be friggin' adorable though.

Name her Mindset.

^ Or Kyloom.

Digi probably made a bet about calling your baby a bald alien to your face

Originally posted by Digi
Babies all look like little bald aliens. No offense to your baby, they're just all like that. I'm sure the bonding hormones or whatever will kick in if I ever have kids of my own, but I can't see it. But I've quickly learned not to say this in public...there's an insane social stigma on saying anything other than "so cute" or "he/she looks like mother/father" or something similar. In 3 years she'll be friggin' adorable though.

They totally do look like aliens, I often mistake her for yoda in the dark when she scrunches up her face, hasn't got the ears for it though ... but she can only move small things like rocks and cars, I keep trying to tell her "big, small, it makes no difference" ah well, I suppose she's not a real Jedi

Originally posted by Scoobless
They totally do look like aliens, I often mistake her for yoda in the dark when she scrunches up her face, hasn't got the ears for it though ... but she can only move small things like rocks and cars, I keep trying to tell her "big, small, it makes no difference" ah well, I suppose she's not a real Jedi

Sounds like you have next year's Halloween costume already. Er, wait, they don't celebrate that much outside the states, do they?

Originally posted by Digi
Sounds like you have next year's Halloween costume already. Er, wait, they don't celebrate that much outside the states, do they?

You're thinking about thanksgiving, halloween originated in Ireland

Originally posted by Digi
Sounds like you have next year's Halloween costume already. Er, wait, they don't celebrate that much outside the states, do they?

facepalm

Originally posted by -Pr-
facepalm

Originally posted by Digi
Sounds like you have next year's Halloween costume already. Er, wait, they don't celebrate that much outside the states, do they? And to think I once said you were a genius....I did it like yesterday, remember? Then I scared you away by mentioning my rod? Yeah....now I`m embarrassed.

So, your lil girl HAS to be the first scott-chinese ever, correct? I googled it to find out, but found nothing but bad jokes. (seriously I do not advise)

I`m still happy for scoob. Giddy even! Not only hit the jackpot getting a asian wife, but has a beautiful baby. I`m so jelly!!!!!!!! No offense, can we see your hot asian gf? Please?

Dunno lp, don't want to make you overly jelly....

Originally posted by Scoobless
Dunno lp, don't want to make you overly jelly....

Or overly stiffy!

Smh...

Dammit Digi... facepalm

Originally posted by long pig
I`m still happy for scoob. Giddy even! Not only hit the jackpot getting a asian wife, but has a beautiful baby. I`m so jelly!!!!!!!! No offense, can we see your hot asian gf? Please? C`mon bro. Oh, sorry for making this htread without asking if it was ok...I was excited :P. Seriously, show dat yellow hotness. And, wtf you doing in china?

I concur

Congrats

thanks guys

Originally posted by Scoobless
thanks guys

Well done Scoobless..


If anyone wants them.. I have the pictures!

Mwahhahahahahahaa


PS - hey little brother, nice to see you spend more time on here still than calling mum and dad...

We will give you a call on Christmas day mate.. Hope everything is well!

Originally posted by Bigsmak
Well done Scoobless..


If anyone wants them.. I have the pictures!

Mwahhahahahahahaa


PS - hey little brother, nice to see you spend more time on here still than calling mum and dad...

We will give you a call on Christmas day mate.. Hope everything is well!

When mum and dad gain possession of the ultimate nullifier and take down the anti-monitor i'll call them every day.



To be fair though, the time spent on phone calls home is still way more than the time i spend typing on kmc, you're mistaking overall time with frequency ..... n00b.

Originally posted by Scoobless
When mum and dad gain possession of the ultimate nullifier and take down the anti-monitor i'll call them every day.



To be fair though, the time spent on phone calls home is still way more than the time i spend typing on kmc, you're mistaking overall time with frequency ..... n00b.



n00b I may be... Your probably right about the time Vs Frequency as well

and also right about the evil sisters of mum..... (if you meant aunty monitor...lol)


Since this is the Vs forum.. who would win.. Mums Family Vs Dads family?

Originally posted by long pig
And to think I once said you were a genius....I did it like yesterday, remember? Then I scared you away by mentioning my rod? Yeah....now I`m embarrassed.

Originally posted by -Pr-
facepalm

Originally posted by MF DELPH
Smh...

Dammit Digi... facepalm

Lawl. Belated but...

Relax, I know it's celebrated elsewhere. I've just heard on numerous occasions that it's not as big a deal across the pond. Maybe I heard wrong.

bless u scoob and the lil one

Originally posted by Digi
there's an insane social stigma on saying anything other than "so cute" or "he/she looks like mother/father" or something similar. In 3 years she'll be friggin' adorable though.

Well, the second bun is now in the oven and the first one is now three...

First one:

My half-Scottish / half-Chinese daughter

Wow, time flies.

Congrats!

Originally posted by Scoobless
First one:

My half-Scottish / half-Chinese daughter

no way she's yours. too cute. stop posting random pics of cute kids you pull from the internet. perv. sneer

Originally posted by leonidas
no way she's yours. too cute. stop posting random pics of cute kids you pull from the internet. perv. sneer

Well my wife is about 367,000 times hotter than I deserve, so having a reasonably cute kid was the least of all possible outcomes.

Supercute kid Scoob.

Probably too cute for you.

Originally posted by leonidas
no way she's yours. too cute. stop posting random pics of cute kids you pull from the internet. perv. sneer



Congrats Scoob.

Well done Scoob, no one expected anything that great from you, i guess. biscuits

Originally posted by Scoobless
Well, the second bun is now in the oven and the first one is now three...

lol. When a post from 3 years ago is replied to, and it's actually relevant.

Congrats, and cute kid.

Originally posted by Scoobless
First one:

My half-Scottish / half-Chinese daughter Wow I didn't think something so cute could come out from someone of this forum.

Congrats man

Originally posted by Scoobless
Well, the second bun is now in the oven and the first one is now three...

Congratulations

Originally posted by Scoobless
Well, the second bun is now in the oven and the first one is now three...

Grats man. Well done.

Originally posted by guy222
bless u scoob and the lil one

From the words of the godfather himself.

Congrats

Originally posted by Scoobless
First one:

My half-Scottish / half-Chinese daughter She's adorable.

Originally posted by Scoobless
Well my wife is about 367,000 times hotter than I deserve, so having a reasonably cute kid was the least of all possible outcomes.

You do realize that the novelty of this thread will wear thin if you have twins this time.

Congrats.