Indy getting to old?

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NetherSaber
Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr is truly my hero, he is just sooo awesome (in my opinion!) Is he getting to old to be an explorer??? He is really old, how do you think he will go away? Death or Retirement?

Kazenji
Retirement with futher adventures in the retirement home.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Zimmerframes from Zanzibar

Sadako of Girth
Death, if retirement means handing the reigns to Shia LeBeouf.

Ideally, he should first travel back in time to 1935 and injure his testicles somehow, eliminating LeBeouf's character's existance.

NetherSaber
Originally posted by Kazenji
Retirement with futher adventures in the retirement home. Indiana Jones and the army of the white diapers....

Sadako of Girth
Its the 'used-to-be-white' ones you need to worry about!

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Yellow Stains

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Overly Tactile Male Nurse of Terror

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Greens that Mysteriously turned into a Tasteless Mush

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Totally Unnecessary Rectal Exam Conducted By "Doctors" Dressed as Characters From 'Deliverance'

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Time he Forgot Who he Was.

NetherSaber
lmfao Indiana Jones and the doctor of doooooooom

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Gerbils

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Sudden Pain At The Fistarium

queeq
Indiana Jones and Loss of Memory

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Explosive Diarrhea of Massive Social Inconvenience

queeq
indiana Jones and the Unfortunate Surprise the Morning After a night with Your Wrinkled Neighbour in the light blue Nighty.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Senility of The Ancients

queeq
Indiana Jones and Prostrate Problems from Hemorrhoidia

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Confused Deranged Mumbling Of The Fedora Wearing Bedwetter

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Slow Passing of Time between Meals

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The 5th Chin of Wisdom

queeq
Indiana Jones the 14,000 Wrinkles of Insanity

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Chasm of The Misplaced Car Keys.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Keys to the Liquor Cabinet

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Council Fine For Slightly Wrong Parking

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Thousands of Geezers that Smell Funny

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Torrential Facepiss Storm Of RKelly

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Bill Haley Tribute Night

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Bloody Divorce Of Marion After It Transpired That She Lied About That Dribbling Cabbage Mutt Being Indy's Son In An Effort To Manipulate Him into Marriage, Whilst All The Time She Was Noshing Off That Fat Guy She Was Drinking With In Raiders

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Bliss of Dementia

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Mysterious Gunpoint Impaction of Fecal Matter That Happened To Him That Day In The Fifties

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Wonderful Day he was Born in the 16th Century

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Time He Woke Up To Find That He Shot Mutt And Strangled Marion to Death In His Sleep With His Whip, And The Judge And Jury Who Had All Seen TAOS Understood And Let Him Off.

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair with a Little Bell on It.

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones And The Time That The Cartel Nailed Mutt's Severed Head To A Turtle And Blew It Up

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Meth Lab of Doom

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Skinniness of Skinny Pete

queeq
Indiana Jones and the Painful Fall of an ATM Machine

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Bathtub of Macabre Ruination

queeq
Indiana Jones the Chase for the Barrel with Human Goo

Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Lightning Rod He Put Into Short Round's Bag For Evil Lols

Kazenji
Ernest Borgnine passed away.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Kazenji
Ernest Borgnine passed away.

Oh damn! He rocked. I liked him as the Devil in the Devil's Rain.

roughrider
Indiana Jones and the Wicker Men Festival Of Sacrifice (run by the uncle he never knew about, Billy Connolly.) wink

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Kazenji
Ernest Borgnine passed away.

Yes. I heard... sad A true star.

May he rest in piece.

Kazenji
Had a look at his IMDB page he has one last movie to be released for the year.

the ninjak
Originally posted by Kazenji
Had a look at his IMDB page he has one last movie to be released for the year.

The Man Who Shook the Hand of Vicente Fernandez

sounds epic.

Ernest Borgnine plays Rex Page, an old man who is bitter about never becoming famous and having lived a life without any meaning...

Sadako of Girth
Definitely not the way he'll be himself remembered.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by the ninjak
Ernest Borgnine plays Rex Page, an old man who is bitter about never becoming famous and having lived a life without any meaning...

Hahaha... yeah, that's not a good note to go out on.

WHAT'S UP, FOOLS?? I haven't been in the Indy forum for a LONG time... How goes it???

queeq
We've been waiting for YOU!

Sadako of Girth
Yes. Now we can begin.

queeq
Finally.

Sadako of Girth
*Begins*

queeq
Batman?

Sadako of Girth
Yes...why not...time for a reboot...its been a couple of months now...

queeq
laughing out loud

You could start work in Hollywood as a producer.

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

Kazenji
Remake some really old dodgy 80's movies with a better budget.

Sadako of Girth
Hmmmm yes. I must remember to hire people to let my (their) camerawork and effects become my personal trademark to the extent that whatever I (they) work on will look like such a big pile of my faeces that my personal stylisation will distract heavily from the originally intended character of the subject piece....

Ooooh I gotta new release coming along right now, actually..
*grabs newspaper and can of air freshener, then heads toward the small room...*

Kazenji
The turd demons from dimension X.

Sadako of Girth
And the budget was low. It was a couple of quid for a couple of cans of beans yesterday, couple of slices of toast, and a couple of beers..

Sadako of Girth
Best....clip.......EVER.

qBAZGtBfcY4

queeq
laughing out loud

So the Empire are the GOOD guys. wink

Sadako of Girth
stick out tongue

queeq
There cannot be enough of clips like these.

kaushalbairagi
remember one when I was a kid.It was pretty scary.Anyway go online to Amazon and look I am sure there is one there you can buy.

queeq
What? A Death star?

Kazenji
Awesome if its possible.

queeq
True... but think of the power bill. eek!

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