Thanos vs. the founding avengers (excluding thor)

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SWblayde938
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vs.

Iron Man, Ant-Man (Giant-Man), Wasp, Hulk, Captain America

can the mad titan defeat the avengers

SWblayde938
giant man would be a big threat to thanos

Damborgson
Originally posted by SWblayde938
giant man would be a big threat to thanos

I see what you did there

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by SWblayde938
giant man would be a big threat to thanos Pretty gay of you

SWblayde938
Originally posted by Damborgson
I see what you did there

no i was serious... i was saying that giant-man would beat thanos in a fight

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by SWblayde938
no i was serious... i was saying that giant-man would beat thanos in a fight Giant Man can't even beat anyone in comics, excluding Janet

SWblayde938
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Giant Man can't even beat anyone in comics, excluding Janet

so what... your saying thanos would defeat giant-man?

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by SWblayde938
so what... your saying thanos would defeat giant-man? Not that you're being serious, but Thanos would one shot Hank with any possible attack. Punch, blast, flick, kick, knee, sex, etc

SWblayde938
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Not that you're being serious, but Thanos would one shot Hank with any possible attack. Punch, blast, flick, kick, knee, sex, etc

ok but what about thanos fighting the rest of the avengers, excluding thor of course

can he really solo cap, hulk, hank,wasp and iron man all by himself

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by SWblayde938
ok but what about thanos fighting the rest of the avengers, excluding thor of course

can he really solo cap, hulk, hank,wasp and iron man all by himself Thanos could start jamming his penis in their general direction and take them out

SWblayde938
what if hank stomped on thanos in giant-man form

bye bye thanos

Sr J-Bieb
Thanos would stomp upwards while Hank's stomping and it would blow up Hank's tibia

bbrem123
add thor and they still lose

Horrificus
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Thanos would stomp upwards while Hank's stomping and it would blow up Hank's tibia But, Hank is "Giant". Thanos can't beat a guy that is giant. "Giant" is even bigger than "normal".

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by Horrificus
But, Hank is "Giant". Thanos can't beat a guy that is giant. "Giant" is even bigger than "normal". Ya but, Hank's penis doesn't grow when he grows.

Hard to call yourself "Giant Man" when that happens.

Gecko4lif
Giant man solo

Horrificus
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Ya but, Hank's penis doesn't grow when he grows.

Hard to call yourself "Giant Man" when that happens. Oh man. That's not a good "power" after all.

When Hank becomes Giant Man, he also becomes Sad Man.

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by Horrificus
Oh man. That's not a good "power" after all.

When Hank becomes Giant Man, he also becomes Sad Man. He's got a 5-6 inch penis hanging off a 100 foot frame.

No wonder he beat Janet

Gecko4lif
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
He's got a 5-6 inch penis hanging off a 100 foot frame.

No wonder he beat Janet He didnt beat her because his dick is small

He beat her because she told everyone else

Sr J-Bieb
Originally posted by Gecko4lif
He didnt beat her because his dick is small

He beat her because she told everyone else That'll do it. She deserved it then

Horrificus
Originally posted by Gecko4lif
He didnt beat her because his dick is small

He beat her because she told everyone else Yeah. If you look at some of the old Avengers books, you can even see her smirking or whispering in the background, whenever anybody called him Giant Man. On-panel.

SWblayde938
so who wins thanos or avengers?

Gecko4lif
Originally posted by SWblayde938
so who wins thanos or avengers? Last time I saw hank pym he was the size of several galaxies chatting with the living tribunal

Damborgson
Originally posted by SWblayde938
so who wins thanos or avengers?

Avengers. On a good day, Wasp can solo. Zaps him right int he eye. Game over.

Bouboumaster
Thanos stay his ass on his pimpchair, and blast them into oblivion with it.

Why not? He already killed Adam Warlock doing so.

the ninjak
Couldn't Pym just appear on Thanos' back and warp both of them into the Underverse?

Estacado
Hank in giant form is much taller than Thanos.

Nihilist
Thanos shit stomps

Digi
Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Pretty gay of you

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