Who is the biggest pimp?

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celeyhyga17
We all know Herc is the baddest pimp in comics. He's banged just about every super heroine there is so for this thread, he is disqualified. Other than the Prince of Power, who gets the ladies?

carver9
Tony

-Pr-
Bruce Wayne. He made Selina wet just by looking at her.

Raptor22
Hank pym, he knows how to handle his bit****.

Q99
Wonder Woman.


Think about it- she's from an island of women, among who she's idolized and viewed as the most beautiful.

Hm, or scratch that, probably her mother, Hippolyta...

UK2000AD
Nikolai Dante, banged his way across Russia and the seven seas.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by -Pr-
Bruce Wayne. He made Selina wet just by looking at her.
That was pretty pimp. That the one in DCnU?


Originally posted by Q99
Wonder Woman.


Think about it- she's from an island of women, among who she's idolized and viewed as the most beautiful.

Hm, or scratch that, probably her mother, Hippolyta...

Erm... Huh?


Btw, let's see some "feats"!

abhilegend
Hal Jordan.

Cogito
Guy motherf'ing Gardner.

JakeTheBank
Starfox.

ColossusGrundy
Hal Jordan has had PG, Huntress, Lady Blackbird and who knows how many other nameless chicks.

His secret power is to have any woman he wants and continue to exist in the comics code.

pym-ftw
Originally posted by Raptor22
Hank pym, he knows how to handle his bit****.
QFT

byrdgang21
Hulk

He's banged all types of chicks from Human, alien & demon

byrdgang21
Or Spidey

He prob has the overall hottest collection of hookups

red sabre
Superman Prime, he will just take any girl he wants by force "i will bang you, i will bang you to death"

Endless Mike
Nick Fury

Bouboumaster
Aside from Hercules, who is the pimpiest thing to ever walk the face of Earth...

I'll say Wolverine.
He's over a century in age, and he ****ed his way through the years.
He's a manwhore.

CosmicComet
Orion solos

Stoic
Herc

CosmicComet
But seriously, the answer is the Main Man.

DarkSaint85
Ollie

the Darkone
I have to agree with Jake, Starfox is the pimp he had the She Hulk, Sersi and many others!!

Mindset
Kyle Rayner.
Richard Grayson.

DarkSaint85
And as always, Doom:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr3c40jDkr1qlug1yo1_500.jpg

pym-ftw
Giant man Pym is the largest,....wait for it,.......


....... pymp

-Pr-
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
That was pretty pimp. That the one in DCnU?

yep.

Lord Feron
Herc

8swords
Logan,

Trackz
Blade!
http://www.comicbookresources.com/assets/images/preview/1f421b3i5991/prv5991_pg3.jpg

DarkSaint85
MMmmmmmm bald ladies.

ctsketch
Anyone have the scan of Thor in bed with a bunch of half naked Asgardian chicks being fed apples?

janus77
hmm, thinking about it... yeah the answer is obvious. Hulk!

Ummmar!

jalek moye
Originally posted by janus77
hmm, thinking about it... yeah the answer is obvious. Hulk!

Ummmar!

She wears the pants in that relationship

janus77
Originally posted by jalek moye
She wears the pants in that relationship
Hulk's pants are pretty ****ing formidable, but I doubt they'd fit her.

Anyway, how often does a woman make a "booty call" by arriving on a giant tongue?

Hulk Smashes her all day long... lucky bastard!

golem370
Reed Richards not only did he bed Sue but he help make a son with the power potential of a Celestial he is the genetic jackhammer

janus77
In that case Cyclops should rank pretty high, he has a fearsome lineage...

golem370
As powerful as Franklin?

janus77
Quantity over quality...

golem370
not if he could snuff them out lol

janus77
You know Doom's got better dna stuck to a sock in his sock-draw than Reed's propagated!

Brockalizer
Originally posted by Raptor22
Hank pym, he knows how to handle his bit****. Norman Osborne. Anyone can smack a b*tch, it takes balls to throw a Super Hero's girlfriend off a bridge.

janus77
Originally posted by Brockalizer
Norman Osborne. Anyone can smack a b*tch, it takes balls to throw a Super Hero's girlfriend off a bridge.
you'd do that pretty quickly if you lived with her!

Horrificus
Originally posted by Raptor22
Hank pym, he knows how to handle his bit****. He controls "SIZE". confused


Hanks "Pym Particle" for the win.

Horrificus
unfortunately, it's probably Namor.



I also nominate Namor as the Marvel character who is in need of an ass kicking the most.

Mindset
Originally posted by Brockalizer
Norman Osborne. Anyone can smack a b*tch, it takes balls to throw a Super Hero's girlfriend off a bridge. Peter punched Wolverine off a building.

Same thing.

8swords
oh I almost forgot about Hulk, he had an entire clan of hillbillies on old man logan, not sure if that counts though.

and ultimate wolverine vs hulk, when logan meet hulk with a lot of women, forgot what issue number that was and where. laughing out loud laughing out loud

Uriel005
Originally posted by byrdgang21
Hulk

He's banged all types of chicks from Human, alien & demon


Hulk lost his man cardhttp://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/20634/626382-618362_umar_super.jpg

janus77
some days... you really do want to just sleep.

HueyFreeman
Does Purple Man count?

chuck inglish
I'm gonna have to say either golgo 13 or daken, dude got a ***** to run in front of a ****in bus for him, that has to count for something

tkitna
http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//universe3zx/images/thumb/d/d5/Starfox_better.jpg/406px-Starfox_better.jpg

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