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Who wins?

Batroc.

Batroc is kind of a dick

So the Dick wins

Zee dick wins?

Would Batroc beat Crimson Fox as the bigger French stereotype? ^_^

Batroc easily. The man took down a brutal beating from Lord Rogers and was still getting up for more.

NW.

He also has stalemated Fantomex.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Batroc easily. The man took down a brutal beating from Lord Rogers and was still getting up for more.

Gave the Fist a good fight, too.

Yep. Dick wouldn't last that many panels and Rand wouldn't need his IF.

Batroc leaps, Dick somersaults out of the way and Batroc falls flat on his arse thus dying and giving Dick the easy win

NW electrocutes him.

thought this fight was with their dicks

Originally posted by Inhuman
thought this fight was with their dicks

It can be, if that's what you want.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
It can be, if that's what you want.

I'm surprised more vs fights aren't

Originally posted by Inhuman
I'm surprised more vs fights aren't

Guess we don't have enough on-panel feats to judge.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Guess we don't have enough on-panel feats to judge.

speaking of such...
who would be the best lovers?
healing factor , would it natter much. Caps infinite stamina? Flash would climax in a gigasecond. Reed? Wonder woman would cripple anyone that enters her with a slight jolt. Robins iron anus.

Gambit would blow the condom up (and he'd need one, with Rogue).

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Gambit would blow the condom up (and he'd need one, with Rogue).

Would bruce and betty destroy a planet in the throws of passion?

Galactus is probably impressive.