Handicap matches!!!

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carver9
An ability will be taken from each character. No bfring for any of the matches.

Black Bolt (no voice) vs Superman (everything involving his speed is reduced to Wolverine level)

Thor (no hammer) vs Wonder Woman (no flight)

Magneto (no shields) vs Martian Manhunter (no inviso or morphing)

Orion (no harness) vs Captain Marvel (no flight)

Surfer (no board) vs Kyle (no constructs)

Go!!!!

JakeTheBank
OP certainly seemed handicapped. mmm

carver9
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
OP certainly seemed handicapped. mmm

laughing out loud can you please judge the fight.? DANG.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by carver9
An ability will be taken from each character. No bfring for any of the matches.

Black Bolt (no voice) vs Superman (everything involving his speed is reduced to Wolverine level)

Thor (no hammer) vs Wonder Woman (no flight)

Magneto (no shields) vs Martian Manhunter (no inviso or morphing)

Orion (no harness) vs Captain Marvel (no flight)

Surfer (no board) vs Kyle (no constructs)

Go!!!!

Superman
Thor
MM
Orion
Surfer

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by carver9
laughing out loud can you please judge the fight.? DANG.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/254/517/a70.gif

carver9
LOL...F.U Jake. You all ruin my beautiful threads.

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by carver9
LOL...F.U Jake. You all ruin my beautiful threads.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/167287_o.gif

Ask and ye shall receive.

-Pr-
...How can you expect people to be serious about such biased matchups?

JakeTheBank
Surfer vs. Kyle made me laugh out loud.

carver9
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/167287_o.gif

Ask and ye shall receive.

laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud


@Pr...these matches aren't bad.

-Pr-
Originally posted by carver9
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud


@Pr...these matches aren't bad.

You're right... They're terrible.

carver9
Originally posted by -Pr-
You're right... They're terrible.

laughing out loud I think with this idea, I invited something new to the forum. Just sit back and enjoy it.

DarkSaint85
We always knew you were handicapped, though?

-Pr-
Originally posted by carver9
laughing out loud I think with this idea, I invited something new to the forum. Just sit back and enjoy it.

lol...

No.

abhilegend
Hahahaha, what? Magneto vs J'onn without shields?

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by abhilegend
Hahahaha, what? Magneto vs J'onn without shields?

Yup. And J'onn can't morph or go invisible.

But he can still speed blitz, and without shields, mind rape. Or use Martian Vision. Or phase etc.

StiltmanFTW
http://i45.tinypic.com/2cwwlc.jpg

It's simple. We ban carver9.

JakeTheBank
laughing out loud

8swords
Originally posted by carver9

Black Bolt (no voice) vs Superman (everything involving his speed is reduced to Wolverine level)



Thunderclap

bluewaterrider
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
J'onn can't morph or go invisible.

But he can still speed blitz,

and without shields, mind rape.

Or use Martian Vision.

Or phase etc.




Sounds like J'onnz has too many powers.

Maybe the overwhelming quantity of them is what makes him forget to use them in actual fights ...? confused

bluewaterrider
Originally posted by 8swords
Thunderclap

Actually, I would think someone who uses sonics as a weapon to the extent of Black Bolt should be at least somewhat shielded against them.

I agree that it would be a Superman win, however.
Substitute Ol' Blue for the guy in green and you already know exactly what it would look like ...

bluewaterrider
Originally posted by carver9
An ability will be taken from each character. No bfring for any of the matches.

Black Bolt (no voice) vs Superman (everything involving his speed is reduced to Wolverine level)

Thor (no hammer) vs Wonder Woman (no flight)

Magneto (no shields) vs Martian Manhunter (no inviso or morphing)

Orion (no harness) vs Captain Marvel (no flight)

Surfer (no board) vs Kyle (no constructs)

Go!!!!



No opinion on Orion versus Captain Marvel.

Magneto's fight gets one of the results DS listed.

Black Bolt gets submitted or knocked out by Superman, same as Hulk would have done, if BB is unable to sonic.

I have no idea what you think a Green Lantern that can't make constructs is going to do to ANYONE, much less Silver Surfer.


But Thor without his hammer versus Wonder Woman with no flight is a good match-up. In fact, that particular fight by a good team of writers would do better than 80% of the scenarios proposed on this forum.

This is especially true if (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) Thor is likewise unable to simulate flight, owing to the lack of Mjolnir (he was dependent on Mjolnir for flight in early adventures, certainly).

In that scenario, you'd have Thor versus a faster version of the Hulk, one that, if you're going with the DCnU version of the Wonder Woman character, can power-up at will to a level that exceeds that of many gods. (See Wonder Woman #12 for proof.)

Kirby would have had a field day!

(Wonder Woman for the win pre-reboot, by the way,
"god" mode Wondy for the win DCnU.)

carver9
Even though Kyle can't make constructs, he can still blast and create shields.

-Pr-
A shield is a construct.

StiltmanFTW
Shields # constructs? erm

@Pr beat me to it.

Damborgson
Originally posted by carver9
Even though Kyle can't make constructs, he can still blast and create shields.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-gifs-you-did-there.gif

carver9
Originally posted by -Pr-
A shield is a construct.

I never said he couldn't shield himself, he just can't create constructs as weapons.

DarkSaint85
So he can construct a shield? Or shield himself with a forcefield construct?

carver9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
So he can construct a shield? Or shield himself with a forcefield construct?

confused you know what I mean.

DarkSaint85
I think I do - just Kyle blasting away and forcefield shields or something.

Surfer still wins!

carver9
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I think I do - just Kyle blasting away and forcefield shields or something.

Surfer still wins!

He will have the flight and speed advantage against Surfer.

DarkSaint85
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/43469/1144929-ss_v3_022_11a_super.jpg

carver9
He's still at a disadvantage.

DarkSaint85
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6194/galactusthedevourer219.jpg

Go into the Microverse, then fist fights Kyle to death.

carver9
He isn't as maneuverable as he would be with his board. Kyle would be flying circles around him. Surfer has never shown he could combat while flying like that.

DarkSaint85
Can he not omniblast? Time travel? Absorb and redirect the Oan energy (as Kyle won't be able to create armour and power himself up)? Create black holes? Alas, you used Kyle, who despite his power is still nooby nooby, and DID rely on his imagination. He tried to get into a fist fight with Deathstroke, for goodness sakes...

I stand by my early assertion.

CURRENT Kyle, though, haven't seen many feats from him - but am guessing you're using pre boot Kyle?

carver9
Yeah, this is pre reboot versions.

-Pr-
Originally posted by carver9
I never said he couldn't shield himself, he just can't create constructs as weapons.

You said no constructs, period. erm

Just try to be specific next time, please.

8swords
Originally posted by bluewaterrider
Actually, I would think someone who uses sonics as a weapon to the extent of Black Bolt should be at least somewhat shielded against them.



hmm, good point ,but what if supes thunderclaps in his ears, just like how hulk thunderclaped in gladiators ears, would said shield/immunity work?

bluewaterrider
Originally posted by 8swords
what if supes thunderclaps in his ears, just like how hulk thunderclaped in gladiators ears, would said shield/immunity work?


A thunderclap ... directly ... to the ears?

...

No, but getting Black Bolt a new head might ... erm

Endless Mike
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://i45.tinypic.com/2cwwlc.jpg

It's simple. We ban carver9.

Seconded

Brockalizer
Originally posted by carver9
An ability will be taken from each character. No bfring for any of the matches.

Black Bolt (no voice) vs Superman (everything involving his speed is reduced to Wolverine level) Come on Carver, you're better than this. Taking Blackbolt's voice and putting him up against Superman, even a slowed down version is like taking away the Super Soldier Serum and forcing Captain America to fight the Hulk.

bluewaterrider
Somehow I didn't realize it until now, but that image of Joker in the gif you guys keep posting ... that's where they got the inspiration for the current DCnU joker. If you look at Ledger's face, it looks like he's got a mask of sorts on, even though it's just a well-done makeup job ...

Cogito
Superman
Wonder Woman slightly (lasso + speed still in play)
lol
Split (CM vs Orion would be a slugfest even with flight/harness)
Surfer (Kyle's probably the most construct based GL. Hal would win)

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