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Thing has to hunt down the lizard and killer croc down in the sewers.
Round 1) fights them both at the same time

Round 2) fights killer croc then right after the lizard.


Who wins and why?

Croc is a non-factor. Lizard takes it via lizard telepathy.

Originally posted by SamZED
Croc is a non-factor.

Tell that to Osiris

DC realized that even the biggest jobber has to be able to take on heralds if said jobber happens to be a Batman villain

Originally posted by SamZED
Croc is a non-factor. Lizard takes it via lizard telepathy.




Yeah... not so much.

Ben wins 10/10 in both scenarios

Thing has classic fights with Hulk, Lizard and Croc arent even close to that level. Thing wins, unless being bored by the other teams lack of ability to hurt him and Ben falling asleep counts as a TKO for Team Reptile.

Ben easily

I'm torn. I don't wanna go against my relatives.

Originally posted by Badabing
I'm torn. I don't wanna go against my relatives. You don't have to, Lizard has telepathy just as you do.

Thing 10/10 in both.

Thing would beat Croc's ass with a hearty laugh. The Lizard gets stomped out eventually.

Can the team even be able to ditch some damage on Ben?

Originally posted by Tony Stark


Yeah... not so much.

Ben wins 10/10 in both scenarios And why not? Ben has some lizard tp resistance feats im not aware of?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Tell that to Osiris

DC realized that even the biggest jobber has to be able to take on heralds if said jobber happens to be a Batman villain woah really? Was not aware of that? That DCnU Croc?

No, pre-flashpoint. Still relatively recent, though.

How? he used to loose to Bane and Harley Quinn?

Takes a cheapshot from Osiris:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/10/105595/2103054-crocosiris1.jpg

Croc gets pissed off and puts the Black Adam wannabe in his place:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/10/105595/2103056-crocosiris2.jpg

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Just imagine what one of the top Bat villains could do to the JLA if Bruce wasn't around...

Bane survived the encounter with Superbat, Harley trolled Supergirl.

Lizard still eats him

No one murders Bat-villains, Bruce is always around to protect them (meanwhile the Joker tortures/murders one of his robins, but those are acceptable losses).

Batman is a hypocrate. Put him in a position Vash was it hed let people die because of his no killing policy.

Originally posted by SamZED
And why not? Ben has some lizard tp resistance feats im not aware of? Lizard has some clobbering resistance feats I'm unaware of? durthingOriginally posted by SamZED
Batman is a hypocrate. Put him in a position Vash was it hed let people die because of his no killing policy. I'm going to assume that's the vodka talking and you really didn't mean to besmirch Batman. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Lizard has some clobbering resistance feats I'm unaware of?
Originally posted by Badabing

I'm going to assume that's the vodka talking and you really didn't mean to besmirch Batman. sneer It is vodka talking. AND IT SPEAKETH THE TRUTH!

You've made an enemy this day Sam. ahuh

This day? And here I thought we've been at each others throats for years lol

This thread is comedy gold

You should've read an old thread called something like "most powerful forces collide" that was comedy gold

Link me

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Link me

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Wakerlink.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Link me

Enjoy
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=519761&highlight=Batman+squirrel+girl+God+bfr

Thanks.

Time flies so fast... can't believe five years have already passed since we posted in that particular thread.

Yeah, flies crazy fast. Two of my posts in this very thread have 4 years between them.

We're getting f*cking old...

http://66.media.tumblr.com/344823f2c407751cdb17d0bf3a90e75e/tumblr_nip1y4OAZ11rmr774o3_500.gif

The lizard solos he is too fast & his tail will do damage.

Croc dies if he gets within range of cobberin time. The rest is math.

Magneto stomps.

Originally posted by carver9
Magneto stomps.

He's not in this thread.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/8e6170974d30e56dee0d921a5143699b/tumblr_inline_n6fh7jTM8S1r705zv.gif

When did Lizard get Telepathy feats? Other then pulling a Aquaman shctick of talking to the slimey crawlers?

During Slott's run.