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So basically just type stuff you think characters from Friendship is Magic wouldn't say.

For example:

Twilight: You're saying somepony's a Princess? Who?

Celestia: Why you of course.

Twilight: What?! But I'm not even an Alicorn!

Celestia: Wait, you mean you didn't get a package with a special book in it?

Twilight: Book? All I got today was some deluxe turbo scooter.

Scootaloo: I can fly!

Celestia: DEEEEERRRPYYYYYYY!!!

Applejack: I'm gonna go orange bucking

Rainbow dash: needs to be 10% cooler

Derpy: cupcakes

Originally posted by Nemesis X
So basically just type stuff you think characters from Friendship is Magic wouldn't say.

For example:

Twilight: You're saying somepony's a Princess? Who?

Celestia: Why you of course.

Twilight: What?! But I'm not even an Alicorn!

Celestia: Wait, you mean you didn't get a package with a special book in it?

Twilight: Book? All I got today was some deluxe turbo scooter.

Scootaloo: I can fly!

Celestia: DEEEEERRRPYYYYYYY!!!
I laughed so hard to this

Fluttershy: DAMMIT!!!

Discord: I'm gonna go clean my room

Vinyl Scratch: Let me hit that blunt. (Actually she might say something like that off screen)

Octavia: vinyl stop bogarting and pass it

Vinyl Scratch: B*tch I got hooves, how am I supposed to- Oh wait...I'm a Unicorn. This is some good shit.

Originally posted by KingD19
Vinyl Scratch: B*tch I got hooves, how am I supposed to- Oh wait...I'm a Unicorn. This is some good shit.

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celestia: to the sun!!!

Rarity: I love you sweetie belle

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Rarity: I love you sweetie belle

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Flim: An honest days work, for an honest days pay.

Cheese sandwich: I could really go for a veggie burger

Twilight sparkle: dear princess luna

Zecora: I'm sick of these rhymes all the time. Seriously, I'm not doing it anymore.

By the end of Canterlot Wedding...

Princess Celestia: This is your victory as much as theirs. You persisted in the face of doubt and--

Twilight: No shit there was doubt and for your your ignorance, you and my friends nearly cost the whole country in this very capital to the Changelings over a bucking wedding you deemed far more important, Celestia! BUCK YOU! Buck you all to Tartarus!

By the end of Canterlot Wedding...

Princess Celestia: This is your victory as much as theirs. You persisted in the face of doubt and--

Twilight: No shit there was doubt and for you not trusting me, you and my "friends" nearly lost the whole country in this very capital to the Changelings over a bucking wedding you deemed was far more important, Celestia! BUCK YOU! Buck you all to Tartarus!

Shining armor: I shall protect my wife

Shining Armor: I hope throwing my wife will open a new Olympic event.

Flash sentry: people like me

Trixie: good game

Cheeriliee: "I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them."

Fluttershy: "Should I fix you some sandwiches?"
Rainbow Dash: "I don't want any f-cking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' f-cking sandwiches?"

Princess Celestia: The kingdoms in danger? Good thing we have a competent, experienced army to save us all!

Shining Armor: Sorry, Twilight you and your friends will have to go. Let your big brother handle this.

Princess Luna: Yes, we wouldn't want to put you in harms way.

Originally posted by cdtm
Princess Celestia: The kingdoms in danger? Good thing we have a competent, experienced army to save us all!

Shining Armor: Sorry, Twilight you and your friends will have to go. Let your big brother handle this.

Princess Luna: Yes, we wouldn't want to put you in harms way.

I just relized that they have a royal guard army and the wonder bolts and yet they never use them in battle wtf

Fluttershy: I'm kinda angry

Derpy: cupcakes!!!

Pinkie Pie: Eating too much candy is a total myt--hrrrk--heart attack!

Rarity: Stop saying we have a thing! Spike, I don't know what dragon years are like and you can be as old as us for all we know but, and I can't stress this enough, you still look like a baby! It's not happening! Now get your head out from my bedroom window or I'll call the guards!

Luna: Tia, your subjects blew up Sombra with love radiation. I got hit with a rainbow of friendship and even I find that completely dumb. Also, I don't think friendship was learned today so much as how we're gonna find and hide the body now when it's in a dozen pieces across Equestria.

The Sirens: The world is made of.. LOVE.AND.PEACE!

This

Sombra: Soon, the Triforce--errr--Crystal Heart will be mine!

Rainbow dash: let's take a walk

Originally posted by Spawningpool
I just relized that they have a royal guard army and the wonder bolts and yet they never use them in battle wtf

Actually, the Wonderbolts were dispatched to deal with Spike when he was a rampaging adult once. A lot of good that did.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Actually, the Wonderbolts were dispatched to deal with Spike when he was a rampaging adult once. A lot of good that did.

Poor Rainbow Dash. All the times she's helped save Equestria, and she can't rate more then a backup in the Wonder Bolts, and her idol Daring Doo doesn't even know who she is.

The Mane Six are the Onepunchmen of Ponies.

Twilight: People perceive you as somewhat...
Rarity: Tempestuous?
Twilight: 'Heinous b-tch' is the term used most often.

Fluttershy: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Rainbow Dash: Really? That's weird.
Fluttershy: Yeah, we called it a bullsh-t.

Any brony on earth: zecora is best pony

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Any brony on earth: zecora is best pony

Actually....Well, not me but I know some who like Zecora more.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Actually....Well, not me but I know some who like Zecora more.
I think she is all right but in my eyes rainbow dash is the best

Rainbowdash: I hope tank has a great hibernation