Uncorrupt a Wish

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Wish for something bad, the person below makes it good.

I wish for Gangnam Style to come back.

Scarlet Fox
Granted! Its a different dance under the same name and it is actually interesting.

I wish for the world to Explode!

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Done.

The internal pressure of the earth skyrockets and every volcano on Earth goes off simultaneously. This occurs a million years into the future, we're living on Mars, and it looks really pretty from the sky.

I wish for a piano to fall from the sky.

Scarlet Fox
Granted. It hits Quanchi.
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I wish that Cell phones caused Cancer!

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Done!

They're swiftly replaced by more convenient wireless communications that do not disrupt others in movie theatres or annoy your friends while you're hanging out with them!

I wish I were on a date both I and my date got attacked by bees.

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Granted! Your both rushed to the Hospital from the massive amounts of bee stings. Your neither critical and you recovered easily enough. While in the hospital you meet Befriend an old lady and she gives you both a Caramel! YAY!

I wish for Justien Beiber to die a horibble death!

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He dies a horrible death.

I wish for a new Arnold Shwarzeneggar movie.

Scarlet Fox
Granted. Thankfully to A.S. fans he doesnt take his shirt off.

I wish that Aliens took over the world!

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Granted, they're benevolent and teach us their enlightened ways.

I wish for a sore back.

Scarlet Fox
Granted.... While you are bowed over you find a 50 dollar bill... Attached to a blank check.

I wish for All the pens in the world to explode!

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I misread that at first, and I was horrified.

All of the pens in the world explode. THEY WERE PINATAS. CANDY!

I wish for a poisoned apple.

Scarlet Fox
xD Now THATS in my head..

Granted. Quanchi eats it >=D

I wish for all the Penis's in the world to explode bloodly and Violently!

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No good can come of this. sad That's horrible.

but uh, they were also pinata's I guess, moar candy! You sick, sick girl.

I wish my penis would explode, I guess.

Scarlet Fox
GRANTED! Your Penis explodes and candy falls out... hehe its a pinata...

I wish for to work another shift!

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Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
GRANTED! Your Penis explodes and candy falls out... hehe its a pinata...

I wish for to work another shift! Done! Halfway through you receive English language training (:P), followed by a promotion.

I wish to fall out of a skyscraper.

Scarlet Fox
Granted. Your Parachut opens successfully. Yes you had one. Didnt you know?

I wish we were not the only two doing this. xD

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Granted, and i'm awesome.

I wish I could have babies with Eleanor Friedberger.

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Done! A crowd of sensible people with good senses of humour join in.

I wish for broken bones.

Edit: Granted, they're genius babies, I guess!

Same wish as I already made.

Scarlet Fox
Granted. I get the break them >=D

I wish for Chinese food!

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Your improvement on my broken bones is for you to personal break them? Kinky.

Done! We eat it together while I recover and a meteor made out of solid gold lands nearby, we claim it and become millionaires.

I wish for exploding frogs.

Scarlet Fox
Granted! They explode in a Gorey display of NERDS Candy!

I wish for bigger boobs!

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Granted!

Despite their increased bulk they remain perky and firm, and you do not risk tripping over them when you turn 60.

I wish to be blinded!

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Dolos Flashs you and you go blind from gouging out your own eyes. You sue Dolos and you win the case. Dolos must give his eyes to you and everything he owns must be sold to pay for the operation and for the 250,000 dollar lawsuit you won.

I wish the day was over.

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Done. The day is over, you've achieved everything you wanted to do, and you're not even tired.

I wish to be assaulted by a birthday clown.

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Granted. You are Assaulted and Raped by a Male Birthday Clown. Someone however got it all on camera and put it on Youtube. You become an Internet Sensation and get invited to shows like Larry King and Leno. You get awarded Millions from Charitys around the United States and even get a guest appearance on a new episode of How I Met your Mother in which you are a Clown in a Flash Back of Marshall Erikson to explain why he is afraid of Clowns.

Detailed =D

I wish for a new season of How I Met Your Mother to come on Netflix!

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Granted. CBS also ends up renewing the show for 3 more seasons.

I wish I could bang Kate Beckinsale.
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Granted. It hits Quanchi.
Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Granted. Quanchi eats it >=D
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