Pure Slugfest: Superman and WW vs Thor and Silver Surfer

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Starscream M
Pure melee slugfest...meaning only physical attacks, no energy attacks. Hammer and lasso and surfboard are all allowed. No BFR.

Which duo wins?

kgkg
Superman will own both.

753
team 1 wins, obvisouly

Branlor Swift
Thor solos

Sin I AM
poor norrin

ColossusGrundy
Wonder Woman watches Supes beat their ass and then goes to make out with Clark.

Slaanesh
team 1

armedforbattle
Thor and Surfer

abhilegend
Originally posted by armedforbattle
Thor and Surfer
In slugfest? Don't make me laugh.

Diesldude
Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
Wonder Woman watches Supes beat their ass and then goes to make out with Clark.

This, but he's making out with her while beating their candy @sses.

armedforbattle
H2H Thor would make supes his *****.

abhilegend
Originally posted by armedforbattle
H2H Thor would make supes his *****.
Yeah, superman is only far stronger, much more durable and strikes much harder. Not even thorbags would make that claim you just did.

armedforbattle
Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, superman is only far stronger, much more durable and strikes much harder. Not even thorbags would make that claim you just did.
Yeah okay, Thor is far more skilled in h2h. About equal strength, Durability. And speed goes to supes.

carver9
If this is reboot DC characters...team 2 stomps. Pre reboot, team 1 gets the majority after a good fight.

abhilegend
Originally posted by armedforbattle
Yeah okay, Thor is far more skilled in h2h. About equal strength, Durability. And speed goes to supes.
I'd like you to prove all those things. Take any five year period of superman's career and he would still have better strength feats than thor's entire fifty year career. In durability, superman would absolutely crush thor. Speed is not even worth considering.

Damborgson
Surfer's no slug but not wonderwoman level either in my opinion. Thor's arguably more skilled than Superman, which should help with the strength gap but Kal's not a slug in skill either. The damage both can take is a wash basically. Non jobbing Thor is plenty durable. Overall it'll be team 2's fight to lose, with Norrin being the relatively weak link.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Damborgson
Surfer's no slug but not wonderwoman level either in my opinion. Thor's arguably more skilled than Superman, which should help with the strength gap but Kal's not a slug in skill either. The damage both can take is a wash basically. Non jobbing Thor is plenty durable. Overall it'll be team 2's fight to lose, with Norrin being the relatively weak link.
Dambo, would you like to go at a feat war saying thor's equal in strength and durability against superman? Also in slugfest, you just stand there and trade punches. No skills or speed or dodging punches.

armedforbattle
Originally posted by abhilegend
I'd like you to prove all those things. Take any five year period of superman's career and he would still have better strength feats than thor's entire fifty year career. In durability, superman would absolutely crush thor. Speed is not even worth considering.
Yeah only because DC has to put stupid outlying strength feats.
Perfect Example: Superman bench press earth equivalent weight for 5 days under red sun radiation.
With that amount of strength he shouldve been able to crush every little thing thrown his way, WITH EASE.

Damborgson
Originally posted by abhilegend
Dambo, would you like to go at a feat war saying thor's equal in strength and durability against superman? Also in slugfest, you just stand there and trade punches. No skills or speed or dodging punches.

Who said anything about strength? Read closer Ahbi. Originally posted by Damborgson
Thor's arguably more skilled than Superman, which should help with the strength gap

Durability hardly seems like it'll be so one sided either.
Originally posted by abhilegend
In durability, superman would absolutely crush thor.
Doubt it. I'll admit right now that Superman should have an edge on Thor in durability, but outright absolutely crush Thor? Sure, I'll argue that in feats. Go ahead and start yours, and I'll reply tomorrow.

abhilegend
Originally posted by armedforbattle
Yeah only because DC has to put stupid outlying strength feats.
Perfect Example: Superman bench press earth equivalent weight for 5 days under red sun radiation.
With that amount of strength he shouldve been able to crush every little thing thrown his way, WITH EASE.
Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it didn't happen.Originally posted by Damborgson
Who said anything about strength? Read closer Ahbi.

Durability hardly seems like it'll be so one sided either.

Doubt it. I'll admit right now that Superman should have an edge on Thor in durability, but outright absolutely crush Thor? Sure, I'll argue that in feats. Go ahead and start yours, and I'll reply tomorrow.
Yeah, he would outright crush Thor in durability too if we go by feats. I don't like to post feats in air though. Just for an example, superman survives a planet the size of Jupiter blowing up on his face while extremely weakened by red sun and subsequent kryptonite radiation and isn't even KOED.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p14.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p17.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p18.jpg

This was also Byrne superman.

mmm

Skills would be wash either way not that it matters in a slugfest.

carver9
Originally posted by armedforbattle
Yeah only because DC has to put stupid outlying strength feats.
Perfect Example: Superman bench press earth equivalent weight for 5 days under red sun radiation.
With that amount of strength he shouldve been able to crush every little thing thrown his way, WITH EASE.

He wasn't under a red sun and that Superman would lose against Thor.

pym-ftw
Why is surfer in a h2h fight?

753
hes not bad at it, just not as good as the others

-Pr-
Preboot, team 1 takes it.

DC52, not sure. I haven't read enough of Wonder Woman, and while Superman has some pretty decent herald feats, I'm still not sold on his strength being equal to what it was before the reboot.

At the same time, his speed is probably more impressive.

Diesldude
^^ even with the bench press feat? If anything I question his durability. I attribute his fluctuating strength levels to inexperience. He is still young, doesn't have full control of his powers and is trying to hold back, these 3 things can explain the inconsistencies.

-Pr-
The bench press feat was good, but I need to see more.

His durability gets brought up a lot, and I don't know why. He's fighting a more powerful class of villain nowadays, and still winning.

abhilegend
Originally posted by abhilegend
Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Yeah, he would outright crush Thor in durability too if we go by feats. I don't like to post feats in air though. Just for an example, superman survives a planet the size of Jupiter blowing up on his face while extremely weakened by red sun and subsequent kryptonite radiation and isn't even KOED.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p14.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p17.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p18.jpg

This was also Byrne superman.

mmm

Skills would be wash either way not that it matters in a slugfest.
Did I say "Jupiter size"? Krypton actually dwarfs Jupiter.

http://s4d3.turboimagehost.com/t1/15273509_kryptonsize.jpg

Diesldude
Originally posted by -Pr-
The bench press feat was good, but I need to see more.

His durability gets brought up a lot, and I don't know why. He's fighting a more powerful class of villain nowadays, and still winning. just that I don't recall seeing him get a concussion from a backhand. True helspont was shown to be quite powerful but considering all things, he is majestic's equal.

Mindship
Team 1 wins. Stips favor their strengths, especially Superman. Slugfest is what he does.

Newjak
This fight heavily favors Team 1.

Superman is stronger, more durable, faster than Thor or Surfer without flight.

Wonder Woman is also no slouch and is probably the best H2H fighter on either team.

Based on the stipulations I would actually say she might be the most dangerous person in the fight.

Strength Super > Thor > Wonder Woman => Silver Surfer

Speed Superman > Wonder Woman > SS => Thor

Straight Durability SM > SS = Thor > WW

Damage Soak Thor > SM > WW => SS

H2H WW >> Thor > SM >= SS

Of course I'm using pre-flashpoint, current DCNu is different obviously.

SS is a weak link and Supes is obviously physically the most gifted and WW is the most skilled. Plus they have a speed advantage which I won't say is way out of Thor and Surfer's ability to handle but is quite noticeable.

keiththegreat
Holy crap this is a one sides fight in favor of dc

keiththegreat
Originally posted by carver9
He wasn't under a red sun and that Superman would lose against Thor.

Who has Thor ever beat in a slugfest that was impressive? He has plenty of loses though

Dampyre
Originally posted by Newjak
This fight heavily favors Team 1.

Superman is stronger, more durable, faster than Thor or Surfer without flight.

Wonder Woman is also no slouch and is probably the best H2H fighter on either team.

Based on the stipulations I would actually say she might be the most dangerous person in the fight.

Strength Super > Thor > Wonder Woman => Silver Surfer

Speed Superman > Wonder Woman > SS => Thor

Straight Durability SM > SS = Thor > WW

Damage Soak Thor > SM > WW => SS

H2H WW >> Thor > SM >= SS

Of course I'm using pre-flashpoint, current DCNu is different obviously.

SS is a weak link and Supes is obviously physically the most gifted and WW is the most skilled. Plus they have a speed advantage which I won't say is way out of Thor and Surfer's ability to handle but is quite noticeable.

The notion that Thor is as durable as the Surfer is laughable. It's almost as laughable as Wonder Woman having equal damage soak to the Surfer. Also, the Surfer is easily as durable as Superman.

The DC duo win but some of this stuff is just silly, IMO.

Newjak
Originally posted by Dampyre
The notion that Thor is as durable as the Surfer is laughable. It's almost as laughable as Wonder Woman having equal damage soak to the Surfer. Also, the Surfer is easily as durable as Superman.

The DC duo win but some of this stuff is just silly, IMO. Thor has his insanely high feats the same as Surfer.

But I could see an argument made for Surfer being equal to Superman but I don't think it's one that most people would agree with.

And what might you think is silly?

Batman-Prime
Team one takes it, easy. Thor will last longer then SS, because he is a better fighter.

celeyhyga17
Team 1. Silver Savage does not belong here.

Dampyre
Originally posted by Newjak
Thor has his insanely high feats the same as Surfer.

But I could see an argument made for Surfer being equal to Superman but I don't think it's one that most people would agree with.

And what might you think is silly?

I think most people would agree that Superman and the Surfer have comaparable durability. Both are are much more durable than Thor who makes himself bleed headbutting the Surfer. The Hulk has managed to pummel Thor into a mess but hasn't done the same sort of damage to Norrin.

Thor has some highs but he's inate durability is nowhere near on the level of Superman or the Surfer.

I already said what I thought was silly in my previous post.

Dampyre
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Team 1. Silver Savage does not belong here.

In a pure slugfest I can see the Surfer beating Wonder Woman. He's at least as strong and much more durable. Superman would be the obvious favorite against anyone here.

carver9
Originally posted by keiththegreat
Who has Thor ever beat in a slugfest that was impressive? He has plenty of loses though

Too many to name. Thor has the physical showings proving he can hang and beat anyone here. If this is the pre reboot version of the character, I would give Thor the edge.

Newjak
Originally posted by Dampyre
I think most people would agree that Superman and the Surfer have comaparable durability. Both are are much more durable than Thor who makes himself bleed headbutting the Surfer. The Hulk has managed to pummel Thor into a mess but hasn't done the same sort of damage to Norrin.

Thor has some highs but he's inate durability is nowhere near on the level of Superman or the Surfer.

I already said what I thought was silly in my previous post. Did you recite the feat where Thor headbutted a dent into Surfer as a reason why they aren't equal in durability? That scene showed them receiving similar wounds to their head.

keiththegreat
Can anyone here imagine hulk grabbing supermans arm and beating him unconscious with it?

carver9
Originally posted by keiththegreat
Can anyone here imagine hulk grabbing supermans arm and beating him unconscious with it?

Yes.

Dampyre
Originally posted by Newjak
Did you recite the feat where Thor headbutted a dent into Surfer as a reason why they aren't equal in durability? That scene showed them receiving similar wounds to their head.

The Surfer was not damaged. And Thor's so called 'denting' of the Surfer's head was a joke. I mean Thor is thick-skulled but come on...lol.

Again, Norrin's MUCH more invulnerable. Never seen the Hulk beat him bloody like he has Thor several times.

Dampyre
...

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by keiththegreat
Can anyone here imagine hulk grabbing supermans arm and beating him unconscious with it?

No, but I can see Superman doing it, with superspeed^^.

-Pr-
Originally posted by keiththegreat
Can anyone here imagine hulk grabbing supermans arm and beating him unconscious with it?

lol.

Damborgson
Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, he would outright crush Thor in durability too if we go by feats. I don't like to post feats in air though. Just for an example, superman survives a planet the size of Jupiter blowing up on his face while extremely weakened by red sun and subsequent kryptonite radiation and isn't even KOED.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p14.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p17.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/th_AdventuresOfSuperman461p18.jpg

This was also Byrne superman.

mmm

Skills would be wash either way not that it matters in a slugfest.
Don't think so. And that particular feat doesn't outright crush Thor.

That said, that feat hardly seems relevant to the thread. I thought we'd post feats to see how close a slugfest between the two would be. Unless you're trying to say his punches would have to be > Jupiter exploding...mmm

But if we're just messing around and posting high end feats here we go:
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/6253/314314-1503488_chaoswarthor1009_super_super.jpg

Thor's spirit and mind are assaulted then torn apart in the scans below

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/10/102264/2651339-chaos_war___thor__1_010.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/10/102264/2651345-chaos_war___thor__1_012.jpg

Thor's soul, mind and body are torn apart. He then resists the entirety of Glory's power condensed into one blast.

Pretty decent to take the entirety of a high skyfather/elder gods power while having already been basically spiritually, mentally, and physically raped.

carver9
Save the Enraged Celestial scans for last. No Herald have fts of durability comparable to Thors. None.

Rao Kal El
A blast from a Celestial is > than a Black hole??? or a blast that opened hypertime on a universe formed by a single universe?

I respectfully disagree, I think Surfer feat on a black hole is really up there, but then again what I have read from Celestials is impressive but not all the way up there.

Newjak
Originally posted by Dampyre
The Surfer was not damaged. And Thor's so called 'denting' of the Surfer's head was a joke. I mean Thor is thick-skulled but come on...lol.

Again, Norrin's MUCH more invulnerable. Never seen the Hulk beat him bloody like he has Thor several times. HIs head clearly was dented and that is damage. Comparable to the head wound Thor received from it

Damborgson
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
A blast from a Celestial is > than a Black hole??? or a blast that opened hypertime on a universe formed by a single universe?

I respectfully disagree, I think Surfer feat on a black hole is really up there, but then again what I have read from Celestials is impressive but not all the way up there.

Depends how you see it. Thor's easily escaped a black hole.

Celestials were punching holes in the Odin destroyer with the entirety of Asgards power stacked onto it and one shot unimind. Thor took the hits then knocked over and impaled Arishem.

Originally posted by Newjak
HIs head clearly was dented and that is damage. Comparable to the head wound Thor received from it

What's more damage in your opinion though? Skin being cut to produce blood, or the skill being bent inwards into the brain? Surfer doesn't have the same anatomy as Thor, so it's not quite the same, but I'd see it as a reasonable argument to say Surfer came out as the one who was more damaged in that little encounter.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
A blast from a Celestial is > than a Black hole??? lol ya.

Each Celestial blast was blowing through the Destroyer armor amped by so many forces.

Thor survived multiple blasts...

-Pr-
Carver and Abhi, stop derailing the thread.

carver9
Originally posted by -Pr-
Carver and Abhi, stop derailing the thread.

confused

kgkg
Originally posted by carver9
Too many to name. Thor has the physical showings proving he can hang and beat anyone here. If this is the pre reboot version of the character, I would give Thor the edge. Thor with no energy attacks is going beat Superman in a slug fest? That is lol worthy.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Damborgson
Don't think so. And that particular feat doesn't outright crush Thor.

That said, that feat hardly seems relevant to the thread. I thought we'd post feats to see how close a slugfest between the two would be. Unless you're trying to say his punches would have to be > Jupiter exploding...mmm

But if we're just messing around and posting high end feats here we go:
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/6253/314314-1503488_chaoswarthor1009_super_super.jpg

Thor's spirit and mind are assaulted then torn apart in the scans below

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/10/102264/2651339-chaos_war___thor__1_010.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/10/102264/2651345-chaos_war___thor__1_012.jpg

Thor's soul, mind and body are torn apart. He then resists the entirety of Glory's power condensed into one blast.

Pretty decent to take the entirety of a high skyfather/elder gods power while having already been basically spiritually, mentally, and physically raped.
I was going through quantifiable durability feats but you want to play skyfather/Abstract card, here you go.

Meh, superman walked through an Elder God's all out attacks while entire JLA was torn apart.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/54.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/55.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/56.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/57.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/58.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/59.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/60.jpg

Disciple had the power of Elder GodS at that point

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/32.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/33.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/34.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/35.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/36.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/37.jpg

Or even better, superman resists being uncreated by a universal abstract Dominus

http://s4d2.turboimagehost.com/t/15273575_DominusUncreate1.jpg http://s4d2.turboimagehost.com/t/15273576_DominusUncreate2.jpg

Originally posted by carver9
Save the Enraged Celestial scans for last. No Herald have fts of durability comparable to Thors. None.
Like Sue Storm did? Or Thing?Originally posted by Branlor Swift
lol ya.

Each Celestial blast was blowing through the Destroyer armor amped by so many forces.

Thor survived multiple blasts...
Mad Celestials were beating an amped Galactus and Sue or Thing survived?

However here you go, Emperor Joker swats superman away. Superman wasn't even slowed down

http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af191/lgu88/Superman/Durability/impacts/ActionComics770a.jpg
http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af191/lgu88/Superman/Durability/impacts/ActionComics770b.jpg

This is what Joker did to Earth in the next page

http://imageshack.us/a/img338/5600/ccf0920201200002.th.jpg

Tanks shots from a universal Mordru and then punches his teeth out

http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/DC%20COMICS/SUPERMAN/POWER%20DISPLAY%20VS%20MAGICK/th_Lo3w04Page005SURVIVESVSOLDMORDU.jpghttp://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/DC%20COMICS/SUPERMAN/POWER%20DISPLAY%20VS%20MAGICK/th_Lo3w04Page005SURVIVESVSOLDMORDU2.jpg

Takes attacks from Quantum Zealots who bitched entire 5th dimensional imps.

http://s4d2.turboimagehost.com/t/15273579_quantumzealot4.jpg

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by abhilegend
Mad Celestials were beating an amped Galactus and Sue or Thing survived? No they weren't.

Also, of course they survived. They still got taken out though. Thor took 3 shots and was still awake.

But 4th Host < Black Holes because Sue and Thing survived shots from the MCs?

carver9
@ABHI...

Where did Mordu attack him in that scan?

kgkg
What is a universal Mordru?

PillarofOsiris
Originally posted by kgkg
Thor with no energy attacks is going beat Superman in a slug fest? That is lol worthy.

thumb up agreed.

PillarofOsiris
This thread is really one sided. Replace SS with Hulk and you'd have a fight.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
No they weren't.

Also, of course they survived. They still got taken out though. Thor took 3 shots and was still awake.

But 4th Host < Black Holes because Sue and Thing survived shots from the MCs?
I am sure there was this scene that once three celestials combined, they oneshotted galactus.


Sue took more than 3 shots though, she took blasts from 3 celestials at once.

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/15219294/ff-15.jpg.html
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/15219309/ff-17.jpg.html
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/15219311/ff-18.jpg.html
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/15219312/ff-19.jpg.html

Its settled then, Sue>>>Thor.




I never said any of that, bran.
Originally posted by carver9
@ABHI...

Where did Mordu attack him in that scan?

Are you blind or something?

http://s647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/DC%20COMICS/SUPERMAN/POWER%20DISPLAY%20VS%20MAGICK/?action=view&current=Lo3w04Page005SURVIVESVSOLDMORDU.jpg

Of course, I forgot to add Time-trapper Prime pounding on superman and superman literally shrugging it off.

abhilegend
Originally posted by kgkg
What is a universal Mordru?
He absorbed all the magic from 31st century universe.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by abhilegend
I am sure there was this scene that once three celestials combined, they oneshotted galactus.


Sue took more than 3 shots though, she took blasts from 3 celestials at once.

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/15219294/ff-15.jpg.html
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/15219309/ff-17.jpg.html
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/15219311/ff-18.jpg.html
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/15219312/ff-19.jpg.html

Its settled then, Sue>>>Thor.




I never said any of that, bran.

When the four combined they did.
They were injuring Galactus, Adult Frank, and one shot killing all the Reed members, and those 4 one shot killed Star Brand Reed (possibly only one shot him). It was only when they faced important characters that they didn't kill them. Important characters who were the weakest they fought, but yeah it happened.

Yes.

So don't quote me when I'm answering someone who did. My whole post was specifically that.

carver9
Were those Celestials enraged? Also, that doesn't look like an attack.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by carver9
Were those Celestials enraged? Also, that doesn't look like an attack. They wanted to punch Reed in the face for being a Reed.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
When the four combined they did.
They were injuring Galactus, Adult Frank, and one shot killing all the Reed members, and those 4 one shot killed Star Brand Reed (possibly only one shot him). It was only when they faced important characters that they didn't kill them. Important characters who were the weakest they fought, but yeah it happened.

Yes.

So don't quote me when I'm answering someone who did. My whole post was specifically that.
The same way they didn't kill Thor. Unless you think Thor>>>>Odin, Zeus and Vishnu and 2000 feet Destroyer. You want to apply that logic, you have to use the same logic in Thor's case too. Superman's feats don't have that burden though.Originally posted by carver9
Were those Celestials enraged? Also, that doesn't look like an attack.
Yeah. What doesn't look like an attack carv?

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by abhilegend
The same way they didn't kill Thor. Unless you think Thor>>>>Odin, Zeus and Vishnu and 2000 feet Destroyer. You want to apply that logic, you have to use the same logic in Thor's case too. Superman's feats don't have that burden though. All I was saying was that a Celestial's blast > a black hole, and that's why.

If I cared about this whole cock measuring contest, I'd look for some conflicting data. But I just came for the Celestial conversation.

kgkg
Originally posted by abhilegend
He absorbed all the magic from 31st century universe. Scan?

abhilegend
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
All I was saying was that a Celestial's blast > a black hole, and that's why.

If I cared about this whole cock measuring contest, I'd look for some conflicting data. But I just came for the Celestial conversation.
Yeah, it is. But then Thor has never gone into a black hole.
mmm

laughing out loud

abhilegend
Originally posted by kgkg
Scan?
Here you go

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff191/Galan_photos/th_mordru_Lo3W1.jpg

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, it is. But then Thor has never gone into a black hole.
mmm

laughing out loud Black Holes remind Thor too much of his gay phase.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Black Holes remind Thor too much of his gay phase.
Or maybe Hulk?

Branlor Swift
laughing out loud

Yes

abhilegend
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
laughing out loud

Yes
Its settled then. Hulk>Black Holes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Thor.

BTW I still laugh at your fanfiction. I swear, I cracked a rib laughing when I first read that gem.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by abhilegend
Its settled then. Hulk>Black Holes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Thor.

BTW I still laugh at your fanfiction. I swear, I cracked a rib laughing when I first read that gem. laughing out loud

I was going to make that into 6 issues if I joined the tourney. And I toned it down so it wouldn't get for sure taken down. It could have gotten a lot worse... haha

abhilegend
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
laughing out loud

I was going to make that into 6 issues if I joined the tourney. And I toned it down so it wouldn't get for sure taken down. It could have gotten a lot worse... haha
Dear god, you want to give Rage and Carver heart-attacks?

Branlor Swift
Rage can't read, and it probably turned Slasher on

abhilegend
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Rage can't read, and it probably turned Slasher on
laughing out loud

What about carver?

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by abhilegend
laughing out loud

What about carver? I said Chiseler got turned on

abhilegend
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
I said Chiseler got turned on
Of course, Thor is his favorite character after all.

Diesldude
Originally posted by abhilegend

BTW I still laugh at your fanfiction. I swear, I cracked a rib laughing when I first read that gem. Link?

abhilegend
Originally posted by Diesldude
Link?
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
laughing out loud

Thanks bada


Warning: Weird weird stuff happens here, you have been warned

When Gamma and Thunder Become One

Hulk and his equally powerful ally Thor battle fiercely to seal Void inside a dimensional rift opened by Reed Richards. Thor and Hulk were the only ones left capable of battling the beast on equal footing, and Richards was needed to seal the portal lest all life on Earth perish.

After seemingly hours, they managed to drive the beast to the edge of the portal. Thor and Hulk both realized that one more attack would surely send him careening into the portal, and they told Richards to seal the portal. Richards abliged, and soon afterwards a combination of a thunder clap and a hammer throw forced Void uncontrollably into it... but not before he managed to grab the two exhausted warriors and bring them with him to an empty dimension where they would surely meet death. The portal soon closed afterwards behind them.

Reed had tried to open his portal, but it would need repairs as it was only meant to be used once. His friends would need to fend for themselves as he worked on a way to open the portal again.

---

Inside the portal Thor and Hulk both quickly realized that nothing was around and there was no reason to hold back anymore. While quickly tiring evermore, they shook the dimension with pure power and hatred of this black fiend. However, Void would not go quietly as he fought tooth and nail against the duo.

He was of course no match for them as they began to quickly start dismantling him piece by piece. For every limb he regrew, the duo would tear off 2. Even his superhuman ability to reform was being pushed to its brink, but he wasn't the only one. The Green Giant, and the Mulleted Blonde were being tasked by this as well, and they needed to end it fast, and it's a good thing Thor felt like showing off at that moment.

Thor had summoned up the biggest storm he could muster and unleashed storms upon the black being that had Hulk shaking in his aesthetically pleasing purple pants. When it was all over, the Void was no more.

Thor went to thank his companion for his help when they caught each other's eye longer than two heterosexual males should ever eyeball each other. The gaze was ended however when Thor noticed that the Hulk had staged his own fury in the form of a raging erection.

Thor being the nobleman he is told Hulk to "Say nothing" as he reached for Hulk's green giant.

"Hulk confused" the Hulk exclaimed. But this only ended with Thor roughly putting Hulk in a more advantageous position for his... hammer.

The ever seeing eyes of one would take notice...

This was only the beginning.

---

For a week straight the duo had made love with enough force rivaling... nay surpassing their battle of the Void. The heavens shook as gamma, lightning and other fluids covered the field.

It was pure ecstasy for two bitter rivals such as these. But even these good times would not last as even Gods and Monsters have to rest.

Thor would wake first, and he wasted no time trying to subdue the Hulk one more time. As he tickled Hulk's feet to wake him up, a portal opened with prying eyes taking notice.

Reed had fixed his machine at a time when Thor and Hulk's clothes were nowhere in site. The entire Avengers, and Fantastic Four roster were standing in disgust. Thor, not noticing at first was initially saddened of being rescued, but had to act happy when he realized what it looked like.

Thor quickly told them of their clothes not being able to withstand the Void's fury, and how they were more worried about being rescued.

Reed and the others taking notice of what looked like fully intact armor and pants chose instead to "buy" Thor's story.

Thor not wanting to talk anymore about told them a celebration was in order. And that was most certainly the end of Thor and Hulk's venture into caverns best left unexplored... certainly!

---

Later that night at the Avengers tower Thor called Hulk into the basement. He had planned to discuss with Hulk about how this could never get out.

"But Hulk think Hulk love you"

"I think I love thee too Hulk, and in a different Midgard, would even want to marry you. However, thine father would never allow this. No, stay thine tongue Hulk, please."

Hulk looked him in the eyes, and a tear came down his cheek. Thor not wanting to hurt Hulk all at once, had one more idea on his mind...

"But one more time face deep in thine anus shant hurt any."

Hulk was visibly happy.

And the eyes took notice again...

---

"SACRILEGE!"

A scream was heard while Hulk was bareback on Thor, before a lightning bolt shot out of the sky that soon followed Odin.

"I thought Heimdall was yanking my penis when he exclaimed my soon to be bastard son was engaging in gay penis sex with this green moron!"

"Odin, just as you loved wenches and things with vaginas and boobs, I love this man and his powerful worldbreaker. Deep down I always knew. Why do you think mine hammer handle as always smelled of the dark caverns?"

"Enough! I will not have my son frolicking with men! You will come to Asgard this instant, and never return to this Hel hole!"

"And if not?"

"Then I will strike you down where you stand, and end Midgard!"

"...Aye, I will come, but know you have destroyed your son this day without using your powerful spear."

And in a flash of light, they were gone.

Hulk was once again alone.

---

Many years had passed since Hulk's heart was broken. He went on to have his Banner aspect arise again. He went on never telling his friends how Thor really disappeared or how he really felt about it. No one would ever really know, except him, and the bottling of his emotions had almost driven him insane more than once.

One night in one of his nightly poetry, crying, and cutting sessions he had seen a flash of lightning strike a nearby abandoned construction site, along with the sounds he thought he heard of "Cum to me".

Could this be the love of his life returning to him? Could Thor really be here again? He would think of these questions as he jumped to the site.

Once there he found a man in a trenchcoat and no one else. He had thought he sorrow would continue to haunt him, but the man started to speak.

"Cum here you green bastard and give the God who made you scream louder than the thunder a hug!"

Hulk's heart skipped a beat, and he ran to Thor in pure joy with tears flowing out of his eyes and scooped him up kissing him all over.

"We don't have much time before my father finds out, and I want to test something on you."

But they were not quick enough.

---

A blast of lightning shortly followed a scream as Odin found his son doing unspeakable things with Mjolnir and Hulk's rump.

"I'll have to burn that hammer" he thought to himself

"If you want to stay here with this green fairy and this backwards world, then you can burn with them!"

Odin readied a blast aimed at Thor while Thor stood firm ready to take it with no defense. Hulk noticed this and pulled Mjolnir out of himself and leapt in front of the way saving Thor.

Thor was in shock that his love would do this. He knelt down to the unconscious Hulk and kissed him on the forehead. He then asked for the power to do what needs to be done while wiggling Hulk's weiner. Then he exploded... in anger!

He charged at Odin with all his might after picking up his hammer, and Hulk awoke to see his furious attack in action.

"You one eyed bastard!" Thor screamed in a high pitched kid scream.

The resulting clash was so bright it looked like a second sun in the middle of the night across the entire world. Hulk watched as two charred husks fell from the sky. He rushed over to the one he recognized as Thor. With Thor's dying breath he stated:

"Hulk... know... that I'll always... be with you... in your heart..."

Hulk sobbed like a fat kid at this point in time, for it seems he was always destined to be alone.

---

Many hours passed before Hulk stopped weeping. After he gathered some composure he looked over at Mjolnir and remembered that he was able to pick it out of his nether regions. He tried once again to pick it up, and he found that not only was he worthy of Thor's lustful eye, that he was worthy to pick up his hammer!

A flash of lightning came down on Hulk as he found himself newly dressed in hot pink spandex, and a leather jacket and leather biker hat.

But he vowed that he wouldn't be the God of Thunder... no, he would be the God of Understanding and Free Will that only one God before him knew of.

He would carry the memory of Thor around the globe without violence, only sassy arguments. He would put evil dooers in their place with a wrist slap.

He would change the world one bi-curious soul at a time.

crylaugh

abhilegend
Come on Dambo, I'm just getting started. Don't give up on thor yet.

Diesldude
Oh shoot, The part where odin appears and talks about Heimdal was funny as shit. this was good work. LOL Had a good laugh, thanks guys.

abhilegend
Bump

carver9
Did something bad happen to Thor or Surfer for this to be bumped?

Philosophía
Hulk broke Thor's skull in one punch, and then he got one-shotted by sunlight.

It was pretty bad, carver, you should have been there.

XLR87T3
Thor in his prime, without any amps, is just as strong as Post Crisis Superman, but New 52 is stronger than both of them combined times 10,000. So it depends on which version of Superman we're using

One_Angry_Scot
Originally posted by XLR87T3
Thor in his prime, without any amps, is just as strong as Post Crisis Superman, but New 52 is stronger than both of them combined times 10,000. So it depends on which version of Superman we're using

Last I recall New 52 Superman was one half of the "proper" Superman. So technically New 52 wouldn't be stronger if he was half of something. Though I dunno about the exact 10,000x figure when it comes to comparing the 4 combatants.

Haven't seen Superman stories for a while though so i don't know what he's been up to.

panthergod
Originally posted by XLR87T3
Thor in his prime, without any amps, is just as strong as Post Crisis Superman, but New 52 is stronger than both of them combined times 10,000. So it depends on which version of Superman we're using

Wait, He was 'jusrt as strong" as the guy who directly physically overpowered him with ease..?

XLR87T3
Originally posted by panthergod
Wait, He was 'jusrt as strong" as the guy who directly physically overpowered him with ease..? You mean the crossover? Non canon to Marvel, so only DC thinks Supes is stronger.
Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
Last I recall New 52 Superman was one half of the "proper" Superman. So technically New 52 wouldn't be stronger if he was half of something. Though I dunno about the exact 10,000x figure when it comes to comparing the 4 combatants.

Haven't seen Superman stories for a while though so i don't know what he's been up to. It's called a retcon. By feats, New 52 could take two fingers and wring Post Crisis Superman's neck with 'em

One_Angry_Scot
Originally posted by XLR87T3
You mean the crossover? Non canon to Marvel, so only DC thinks Supes is stronger.
It's called a retcon. By feats, New 52 could take two fingers and wring Post Crisis Superman's neck with 'em

I think I know what that is mate. Just saying it doesn't exactly matter now since they are one and the same. Unless the thread specifically said New 52 Superman then you'd say Pre-Retcon.

Much like how people say Pre-Retcon Beyonder etc in threads. Though to me that would still be kinda silly saying that for Superman.

carver9
How is Thor being damaged by Hulk a bad showing? Does this just apply to Marvel?

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