Oprah..

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dynamix
So Oprah was given an opportunity to interview the Mighty Thor. At the end of the interview she asks Thor to think long and hard about this question:

Who's the tougher opponent: The Juggernaut or The Hulk??


What do you think he will say? We've had this matchup before but let's switch it up and assess it only by way of fights against Thor. They've both fought thor numerous times. So if u were Thor...who would u pick as the tougher opponent?

psycho gundam
juggernaut's the only one out of the three that doesn't hold back

Placidity
Thor smashes Oprah's face in.

KingD19
Juggernaut's the one Thor's only had one battle against where he wasn't on the verge of losing before having to BFR him.

The one time Thor was truly winning, Juggernaut had been depowered a great deal.

CosmicComet
Thor vacillates on giving any sort of straight answer. Opting to praise both men for the rape they have inflicted upon him at one point or another.


Oprah then leaps over her chair and one shots Thor.

remigio_coldez
He smiles and say "THOR SMASH" and swing mjolinir in her face.

CosmicComet
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
He smiles and say "THOR SMASH" and swing mjolinir in her face.

Oprah palms it, takes it from his hand, and ko's him with it.

Thor all by himself has lowered the worthiness enchantment to ridiculously undemanding levels.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Oprah palms it, takes it from his hand, and ko's him with it.

Thor all by himself has lowered the worthiness enchantment to ridiculously undemanding levels.

While OPRAH is celebrating along with her brood, Thor call the avengers for help and TEXT daddy to lend him some pocket odinforce.

TEXT Messege will be:

"A grandma is wiping the floor with my butt, send extra odinforce. sad"

SevenShackles
I think he views hulk as more of a threat, he had beaten juggy with less effort than it had taken to 'handle' hulk. He would say juggy just spite of hulk.

KingD19
He's never beaten Juggernaut. He's always been forced to take advantage of the fact that if he BFR's him to space, he can't come back. And once Cain was BFR'd for Thor by the other Exemplars. The one time he fought a depowered Juggernaut, Cain was still doing quite well for himself.

Mindset
Lol, at Thor being a match for Oprah.

ThereIsHope
Dave Chappelle.

OPRAHHHHH, echo echo echo

Raisen
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Thor vacillates on giving any sort of straight answer. Opting to praise both men for the rape they have inflicted upon him at one point or another.


Oprah then leaps over her chair and one shots Thor.

laughing laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing

But seriously, Oprah only has A-listers on her show. I can see Thor on Jerry Springer, claiming that Hulk really is the Daddy.

zopzop
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Thor vacillates on giving any sort of straight answer. Opting to praise both men for the rape they have inflicted upon him at one point or another.


Oprah then leaps over her chair and one shots Thor. Originally posted by CosmicComet
Oprah palms it, takes it from his hand, and ko's him with it.

Thor all by himself has lowered the worthiness enchantment to ridiculously undemanding levels. Originally posted by remigio_coldez
While OPRAH is celebrating along with her brood, Thor call the avengers for help and TEXT daddy to lend him some pocket odinforce.

TEXT Messege will be:

"A grandma is wiping the floor with my butt, send extra odinforce. sad" Originally posted by Mindset
Lol, at Thor being a match for Oprah.
rolling on floor laughing
WTH is going on in this thread?!

Regarding the OP's question : Juggernaut.

ThereIsHope
.........OPRAHHHHHHHH

abhilegend
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Thor vacillates on giving any sort of straight answer. Opting to praise both men for the rape they have inflicted upon him at one point or another.


Oprah then leaps over her chair and one shots Thor. Originally posted by CosmicComet
Oprah palms it, takes it from his hand, and ko's him with it.

Thor all by himself has lowered the worthiness enchantment to ridiculously undemanding levels.
Hahaha, Thor would be pleading for cap to rescue him.

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