The BEST BAT-JOKE you HEARD or could EVER THINK OFF :D

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remigio_coldez
BEST BAT-JOKE (BATS VS ANYONE)

I like this one. smile

BATS VS GOD

I hope I did not offend anybody.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
I like this one. smile

I hope I did not offend anybody.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
Can't make it out.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Can't make it out.

Sorry, edited the O.P.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
Sorry, edited the O.P.

This one is better.

Mindset
Batman is a pedophile, so he is likely an ordained priest.

Bentley
Originally posted by Mindset
Batman is a pedophile, so he is likely an ordained priest.

He's trained to be the best at everything, but he has special interest in pedophilia.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Bentley
He's trained to be the best at everything, but he has special interest in pedophilia.

How many Robin has he tea bagged? laughing Happy Dance

Mshinu
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
BATS VS GOD


Batkick > God`s Wrath

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4354/1qb1.jpg

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Mshinu
Batkick > God`s Wrath

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4354/1qb1.jpg

Pardon, but is that Specter getting Batkicked?

Mshinu
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
Pardon, but is that Specter getting Batkicked?

Sure looks like it. Don`t know the context since I just ran a search for Batman VS God.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Mshinu
Sure looks like it. Don`t know the context since I just ran a search for Batman VS God.

If he ban BATKICK SPECTER, maybe he can do the same thing to LT laughing out loud

Mshinu
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
If he ban BATKICK SPECTER, maybe he can do the same thing to LT laughing out loud

Of course he could, LT got 3 heads however so he may need help from Hawkeye and Cap (CapPunch and BartonShot). big grin

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Mshinu
Of course he could, LT got 3 heads however so he may need help from Hawkeye and Cap (CapPunch and BartonShot). big grin

Yeah they could, but what happens if he turn his tail and start running while crying like a girl and told what Batman and Co. did to him to TOAA?

Placidity
Captain America is more skilled than Batman.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Placidity
Captain America is more skilled than Batman.

The only POWER HOUSE I see him PUNCH is THANOS with IG stick out tongue

Tell me how CAP-PUNCH Better than BATKICK? cool

Mshinu
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
Yeah they could, but what happens if he turn his tail and start running while crying like a girl and told what Batman and Co. did to him to TOAA?

If Tribunal goes crying to get TOAA I guess Bats&co have to enlist Doreen Green big grin

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Mshinu
If Tribunal goes crying to get TOAA I guess Bats&co have to enlist Doreen Green big grin

Nah, TOAA is a smart being, first he will file a formal letter of complaint to the PRESENCE. rolling on floor laughing

Placidity
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
The only POWER HOUSE I see him PUNCH is THANOS with IG stick out tongue

Tell me how CAP-PUNCH Better than BATKICK? cool

No, that was my best bat-joke.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Placidity
No, that was my best bat-joke.

This is a defacto TROLLING THREAD so anything goes pertaining to BATMAN big grin

pym-ftw
That Batman is an elite prepper, Dc has them

Bruce just isn't one of them

Sasuke sucks
Isn't Bruce Batman, I'm confused.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
Pardon, but is that Specter getting Batkicked?

Spectre*

Yes, it is. But he just pretended the kick affected him, to make Batman feel better. He said it on the next panel.

pym-ftw
Originally posted by Sasuke sucks
Isn't Bruce Batman, I'm confused.
I was alluding to the fact that Bruce is generally considered a prep guy, but in all honesty he isn't top tier like the fanboys would have you believe

Imho
raver

StiltmanFTW
True. He's above top tier batman

pym-ftw
Adam West is non Canon to reality
mad





laughing out loud

StiltmanFTW
West is just one of his many avatars.

Sasuke sucks
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
West is just one of his many avatars.

He can break the 4th wall?

Sasuke sucks
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Spectre*

Yes, it is. But he just pretended the kick affected him, to make Batman feel better. He said it on the next panel.

He did that so he that to protect BAT-EGO from getting BRUCE. laughing

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
True. He's above top tier batman

He can b1tch [email protected] anybody in the JLA like a bunch of Robins. laughing

753
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
If he ban BATKICK SPECTER, maybe he can do the same thing to LT laughing out loud not that he couldnt, but not based on that he cant. spectre is a pussy

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by 753
not that he couldnt, but not based on that he cant. spectre is a pussy

If you scroll back, you will see that he cant do it alone because LT has 3 heads.

He employs cap. America to CAP-PUNCH 1 head and Hawkeye to Barton Shot one. laughing Happy Dance

remigio_coldez
How about this one.

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/meme-youaredrunk-batman.jpg smile

wildernesss
http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab24/GALLEYNE/MISC/Batusi-2.gif

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by wildernesss
http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab24/GALLEYNE/MISC/Batusi-2.gif

BAT-DISCO? confused

Mindship
Q: What does Batman use in his Batflashlight?
A: BATteries.

Ba dum tss

remigio_coldez
If someone ask you this question;

Can BATMAN beat GOD?

Answer no, why;

It's a trick question.

BATMAN IS GOD! laughing out loud

JakeTheBank
Batman's rabid fanbase.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Batman's rabid fanbase.

I would like to think of it as BATMAN FACTS laughing Happy Dance laughing

remigio_coldez
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/029/974/finish-him-superman-batman-fight-awesome-demotivational-poster-1223922549.jpg

Does anyone agree with this? stick out tongue

StiltmanFTW
No one. Supes is a nobody compared to the Batgod.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No one. Supes is a nobody compared to the Batgod.

Yeah, he can beat SUPES snot out even in old age. laughing

http://www.classesandcareers.com/collegelife/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Dark-Knight-Returns.gif

remigio_coldez
How about BATMAN VS THIS GUY? smile

http://rwrant.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Chuck-Norris.jpg

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/029/974/finish-him-superman-batman-fight-awesome-demotivational-poster-1223922549.jpg

Does anyone agree with this? stick out tongue

Accurate.

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Accurate.

But I was told the BATGOD always win. laughing Happy Dance laughing

Sasuke sucks
Originally posted by remigio_coldez
But I was told the BATGOD always win. laughing Happy Dance laughing

Yes, even superman does not have BAT NIPPLE laughing

http://www.badhaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/BatmanAndRobin.jpeg

remigio_coldez
Originally posted by Sasuke sucks
Yes, even superman does not have BAT NIPPLE laughing

http://www.badhaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/BatmanAndRobin.jpeg

BAT-NIPPLE, GODLINESS of EPIC PROPORTIONS eek!

remigio_coldez
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fghcyUWK1roefkuo1_1280.jpg

remigio_coldez
http://global3.memecdn.com/batman_o_310856.jpg

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