How would you rather die?

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SamZED
You have to pick one.

Human Torch nova blast.
Thor hits you on the head with his hammer.
Hulk gutt-punches you.
Wolverine cuts your head off.
Cyclops GOML blast.
Gambit does the same thing to you he did to Cap during AvX.
Some other way..

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
Thor hits you on the head with his hammer.


I doubt it would kill anyone.


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Decapitation or Gambit style.

Parmaniac
Originally posted by SamZED
Some other way.. Die because of dehydration while banging Ms Marvel and Power Girl.

StiltmanFTW
Good way to die indeed big grin

Rao Kal El
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Die because of dehydration while banging Ms Marvel and Power Girl.

thumb up thumb up thumb up thumb up thumb up thumb up I will toss in there WW, Supergirl, She Hulk and Artemis just for good measure. Just to make sure I don't get out of there alive.

SevenShackles
thumb up

TheGodKiller
Being crushed by Power Girl's boobs. Or getting erotically tortured to death by Emma Frost. Either of these are fine by me.

Mindset
Originally posted by SamZED

Thor hits you on the head with his hammer.
More likely to kill Thor.

Damborgson
Depends on the Thor. If its 2012 Thor I'd be genuinely depressed to no sell his hammer slam.

Eternal Idol
Death by Snu-Snu by either company's leading ladies.

Tornatic
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I doubt it would kill anyone.


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Decapitation or Gambit style. With Thor's power an average human wouldn't survive a hammer strike to the head if he hits hard enough.

zopzop
All of these are basically insta kills on any human being and even most metahumans.

So it doesn't matter. If anything I'd go with the Torch Nova Blast. If you gonna go, go in style.

iceman24567
Originally posted by Tornatic
With Thor's power an average human wouldn't survive a hammer strike to the head if he hits hard enough. Lol "if he hits hard enough"

dmills
How would you rather die? What kind of morbid shit is this zed lol?

Mindset
Originally posted by dmills
How would you rather die? What kind of morbid shit is this zed lol? He's Russian, this isn't morbid to him.

ColossusGrundy
Zatanna casts a super viagra spell on me and I die by exhaustion.

Dolos
I know the worst way to go would be Darkseid's electric torture. Pain by nerve induction. Limitless, an eternity of escalating panic and misery until your brain fails to provide anymore feedback and shuts off.

Actually, imho, physical damage is a lot worse than pain for a person. Something about being burned registers on an emotional level, how the skin reacts and mutates. ugghh. Being ignited by Human Torch is the worst. Or maybe, as for damage to the body, Gorilla Grodd could do some nasty stuff. Chimps do the most damage to their prey in the wild because they have no sharp claws or fangs to kill efficiently with. Chimps have the least efficient killing method, and don't know what they are doing. They grab you, and they tear you limb from limb, and take little bites out of you while while you watch that. ughh. Death by Gorilla Grodd is the worst.

How would I rather go? Doctor Manhattan's molecular rearrangement, I won't feel a thing.

Tornatic
Originally posted by iceman24567
Lol "if he hits hard enough" Lol "not holding back" sound better?

TheHulk
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Die because of dehydration while banging Ms Marvel and Power Girl. thumb up and now I got a boner stick out tongue

TheHulk
I will go with Wolverine cutting my head off cuz at least is nigh instant...

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by Dolos
Being ignited by Human Torch is the worst.
Depends on the temperature that he's generating.

Rao Kal El
Spell by Zatanna

"Eid uoy llitnu em kcuf"

Having said that, I will really hate to die on Dessad's lab.

But honestly, I will rather stay alive. But if I have to, I rather be the least painful, the most awesome, or the most heroic.

curryman
I'm sure that Stacy X could find me a pleasurable way to die.

But if anything I'd rather die back to back with the X-Men smile

Mindship
By Powergirl, funking my brains out, literally.

OR

Slow, painless dematerialization as my death saves the Omniverse.

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