The Colony (2013)

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Patient_Leech
FISHBURNE. No more needs to be said.

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/thecolony/

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Robtard
Meh, looks like it will be no more than average, at best. Something you watch on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

siriuswriter
Ugh. Why do they still cast Bill Paxton in movies?
On the other hand, mildly interesting.

BruceSkywalker
looks junk.. hope this is rated R with nudity otherwise will wait 6 months and watch on HBO

Patient_Leech
Looks like kind of a throwback to old school stuff like The Thing. I appreciate that, personally. Even if it IS mediocre I think that's a good thing. I appreciate the fact that it's not big, stupid CGI ghetto-robots. Plus the fact that Fishburne is in it gives me hope that it'll be half decent.

jaden101
Looks like pretty standard, average stuff.

Esau Cairn
It's got a 30 Days Of Night vibe going for it.

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Forced underground by the next ice age, a struggling outpost of survivors must fight to preserve humanity against a threat even more savage than nature.


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steverules_2
Game over man! Game over!

drkwrld
will it be worth watching?

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by steverules_2
Game over man! Game over!
I swear, if he pulls that shit again and ruins the movie, I'm going to start a petition to get him banned from films. lol

-Pr-
Looks like pretty standard, action fare. I'd watch it though; it looks entertaining.

Also, why all the Paxton hate?

Kazenji
Yeah Bill Paxton's great

he's even been killed by an Alien, Terminator and Predator on screen.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by -Pr-
Also, why does Paxton suck so bad?
I don't know. He was okay in Apollo 13. Maybe James Cameron's suckage is contagious and passes to him. stick out tongue

-Pr-
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I don't know. He was okay in Apollo 13. Maybe James Cameron's suckage is contagious and passes to him. stick out tongue

Now it's Jim Cameron?

I don't even...

Kazenji
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I don't know. He was okay in Apollo 13. Maybe James Cameron's suckage is contagious and passes to him. stick out tongue

Seriously whats your problem with James Cameron?

Patient_Leech
Avatar was propagandist bullshit. I even agreed with it, but it was too black & white. Yeah he makes cool LOOKING shit, but he has very little substance behind it. And now we have to put up with what, 6 or 7 Avatar sequels? *vomits* (not to mention the blue cat people look stupid).

And don't even get me started on Aliens..

Kazenji
Smh......

Patient_Leech
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steverules_2
Originally posted by Kazenji
Yeah Bill Paxton's great

he's even been killed by an Alien, Terminator and Predator on screen.

He never got killed by a Terminator, he's the one who I think hands his clothes over to the Terminator...but he never got killed

Patient_Leech
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siriuswriter
Paxton has no range. He can't talk like a normal human being. I've known since "Twister" that the guy was not good news for the acting world. It probably has to do with the scene when they're trapped under the bridge while the tornado is all around them and he's shouting at Helen Hunt's character - HOLD ON! or whatever and it's just that same monotone, just louder.

Patient_Leech
He's good at being a whiny b!tch, though. You have to admit that. Hell, even Giorgio admits it...


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Patient_Leech
I was like...

...this isn't gonna turn into another zombie movie, is it?? Oh shit, it did. It's The Road meets 30 Days of Night. Maybe a hint of The Thing in there, too.

The familiar faces of Laurence Fishburne and Bill Paxton give it some credibility that it otherwise probably wouldn't have. Some nice imagery, too. I think Paxton is trying to change his image set forth by Aliens. lol. But otherwise this is pretty forgettable.. pretty mediocre story and a bit silly. I found it amusingly entertaining, though.

Robtard
Movie was pure shit, so glad I got it for free.

Basically about a group of marauding cannibals.

Kazenji
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
He's good at being a whiny b!tch, though. You have to admit that. Hell, even Giorgio admits it...


http://cdn.meme.li/instances/250x250/22799025.jpg

laughing

So that's who that guy is

keep seeing that person with the various Memes.

Patient_Leech
Forgot about Ravenous, which is a much better movie.

http://static.thecia.com.au/reviews/r/ravenous-3.gif

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