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The Expendables, consisting of

Barney Ross
Lee Christmas
Gunnar Jensen
Yin Yang
Toll Road
Hale Caesar
Billy the Kid
Booker
Trench
John Matrix
John J. Rambo
Casey Ryback
Bobby Lee Swagger
Beck

must single-handedly conquer Omaha Beach for the Allies during D-Day. They get any weaponry, equipment, and vehicles they had in their films. Can they do it?

You kidding right? lol. Fodder troops took that beach. These action hero stars tear it apart.

There's actually a character named Yin Yang?! haermm Yeah, never mind seeing that. Hahaha.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
You kidding right? lol. Fodder troops took that beach. These action hero stars tear it apart.

Are you certain? There's A LOT of enemies to take out

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Originally posted by Lestov16
Are you certain? There's A LOT of enemies to take out

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I know, this is one of my most beloved movies. But this group of badasses is dealing with fodder troops. I think they take it.

They die.

Don't mix it up.

Over 43k allied troops landed and they lost upwards of 3k to take it, no way a handful of shrubs take it.

wow this must be the ultimate spite thread.

all those heavy machine guns mortars and artillery were aimed at thousands of people. thats the only reason so many made it through: numbers.

but you dropped 15 men in the middle of it...alone. LOL

no no, im wrong. cinematic baddassery would have magically wiped out enough artillery to kill every single bayformer in a 1 minute barrage of brutal rape.

Barney Ross flies his plane over the enemy, firing an absurd amount of rounds with pinpoint accuracy, all the while dodging any and all incoming fire in a ridiculous manner until there are about 30 guys left that somehow manage to shoot off both wings causing the plane to plummet down while Barney uses his expert flying ability to aim the plane perfectly so it crashes into and kills all the survivors in a a firey hellstorm of death.

Barney then walks out of the flames completely unscathed and Lee Christmas cracks on him for bing a poor fighter.

Nazis destroy them.