Wolverine vs Thanos

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Batman-Prime
Thanos won't defend himself. Wolverine is free to attack and slash at him as many time as he wishes. How long would it take Logan to bring Thanos down, ko or kill him.

pym-ftw
About as long as it would take Superman...

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by pym-ftw
About as long as it would take Superman...

3 Seconds?

Allankles
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Thanos won't defend himself. Wolverine is free to attack and slash at him as many time as he wishes. How long would it take Logan to bring Thanos down, ko or kill him.

Bout 3 seconds. Adamantium in the brain can be a m'fker! smile

Kid Kurdy
Wolverine can and will chop Thanos up.

RockofAges
He keeps slashing away until he dies of old age, and yes I know he ages slowly.

StiltmanFTW
Poor Thanos...

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Poor Thanos...

Yeah i wasn't sure at first. But if this is the common opinion, that his invulnerability isn't that great thumb up.

Galan007
^ Thanos' durability is off the charts-- it's extremely uber. However, Wolverine's claws--not unlike Hulk's strength--shit on logic.

...Not to mention that Wolvie has already penetrated Thanos on panel:
http://s3d3.turboimagehost.com/t/16939124_5.jpg

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Galan007
^ Thanos' durability is off the charts-- it's extremely uber. However, Wolverine's claws--not unlike Hulk's strength--shit on logic.

...Not to mention that Wolvie has already penetrated Thanos on panel:
http://s3d3.turboimagehost.com/t/16939124_5.jpg

I think so. Thanos imho has the durability of an top Skyfather against Energy attacks and a Trans Durability against blunt force. The piercing durability is what interests me here ^^. But thanks for the scan thumb up

StiltmanFTW
In the scan Galan's posted, Thanos was using the Power Gem. Even that didn't help him.

Without it, Hawkeye's arrows pierced him as seen not long ago in Avengers Assemble:

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3811/jyew.jpg

Silent Master
Originally posted by Galan007
...Not to mention that Wolvie has already penetrated Thanos on panel:


Quan is offically jealous.

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Silent Master
Quan is offically jealous.
laughing out loud

Stoic
I know that the claws would pierce Thanos, but wouldn't they do the same to Superman?

zeel
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
I think so. Thanos imho has the durability of an top Skyfather against Energy attacks and a Trans Durability against blunt force. The piercing durability is what interests me here ^^. But thanks for the scan thumb up


When it comes to wolverine logic don't exist. Wolverine is so popular they will allow him to at least inflict damage on thanos. Its like batman and darkseid. the bat kick knocking darky down or even hurting him. Theses are 2 examples of street levelers + inflicting damage on high end hearld to skyfather types for the simple reason they are POPULAR and that's the only reason its written that way. Spiderman is another example of punching the hulk at the speed of light. Theses guys are so popular they get ridiculously over rated feats at times. Of coarse they wont win theses fights but to please the fans they get some licks in.

As far as the thread goes, thanos has godly durability against everything minus pierceing, yes its gay but that's the way it is. In this case wolverine rips him apart.

pym-ftw
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
In the scan Galan's posted, Thanos was using the Power Gem. Even that didn't help him.

Without it, Hawkeye's arrows pierced him as seen not long ago in Avengers Assemble:

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3811/jyew.jpg or it could just be stuck in his armor

Damn probably gave Quan an ideaOriginally posted by Stoic
I know that the claws would pierce Thanos, but wouldn't they do the same to Superman? Logan has failed to cut Colossus before, so it depends where you take his average.

TheLordofMurder
As the above scans show, Wolvie slashes Thanos into tiny pieces....

cdtm
Originally posted by Galan007
^ Thanos' durability is off the charts-- it's extremely uber. However, Wolverine's claws--not unlike Hulk's strength--shit on logic.

...Not to mention that Wolvie has already penetrated Thanos on panel:
http://s3d3.turboimagehost.com/t/16939124_5.jpg

Basically less then a flesh wound, if you look at what he endured in Infinity Crusade.

And there's some "creative lisence for dramatic effect" happening in that story. Masterson Thor also kicked his arse, and he acted like he was in trouble a lot from attacks he'd normally shrug off.

cdtm
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
I think so. Thanos imho has the durability of an top Skyfather against Energy attacks and a Trans Durability against blunt force. The piercing durability is what interests me here ^^. But thanks for the scan thumb up

Terrax?

Uses an axe, so not blunt force. Thanos took his best (And his best put down WOL Morg.)

Damborgson
Originally posted by cdtm
Basically less then a flesh wound, if you look at what he endured in Infinity Crusade.

And there's some "creative lisence for dramatic effect" happening in that story. Masterson Thor also kicked his arse, and he acted like he was in trouble a lot from attacks he'd normally shrug off.

Spiderman sent him reeling for a sec. I thought of the whole thing as a big show to impress lady death since that's what he was going for at the time. Is there any reason he couldn't have done to every hero there what he did to Thor and Nova?

abhilegend
Thanos' record against edged weapons isn't so great. Here a no name mercenary cuts him with his axe.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers01Thanos_Page_07_Image_0001.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers01Thanos_Page_08_Image_0001.jpg

Never mind the fact that he went out of his way to avoid Morg's axe.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_25_Image_0001.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_26_Image_0001.jpg

If someone has some great cutting edge durability feats for Thanos, its time to post them.

abhilegend
Originally posted by cdtm
Terrax?

Uses an axe, so not blunt force. Thanos took his best (And his best put down WOL Morg.)
He caught terrax's axe in GL/SS crossover between his hands. That's Thanos and Terrax's only encounter.


Also that wasn't WOL morg, it was a weakened Morg who got his ass kicked by Terrax after Thanos cheapshotted him.

Thanos vs Morg

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_23_Image_0001.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_24_Image_0001.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_25_Image_0001.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_26_Image_0001.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_27_Image_0001.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_28_Image_0001.jpg

Terrax vs Morg.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_29_Image_0001.jpg http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/th_CosmicPowers05Morg_Page_30_Image_0001.jpg

Insane Titan
The cancerverse sword plunged into his heart and chest didn't kill him, it would of killed Superman though

abhilegend
That's not a durability feat for cutting weapons if it pierced his skin. Thanos couldn't die in the first place by Death's decree.

Mshinu
`ol Sniktbub just need one hit to decapitate Thanos. Cleanly.

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by abhilegend
That's not a durability feat for cutting weapons if it pierced his skin. Thanos couldn't die in the first place by Death's decree.

Thanos was only unkillable as long as death wanted him to be unkillable. He also could only "kill" the unkillable with deaths help.
Now he doesn't have those powers anymore. At least it seems so.

It's a pity though that Death uses Thanos as an errand boy and that he behaves like a lovesick fool in front of her... that makes him a real beta thumb down

Was the axe of this mercanery enchanted or something special btw?

StiltmanFTW
Don't think so. Like abhi said, it was just fodder.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Thanos was only unkillable as long as death wanted him to be unkillable. He also could only "kill" the unkillable with deaths help.
Now he doesn't have those powers anymore. At least it seems so.

It's a pity though that Death uses Thanos as an errand boy and that he behaves like a lovesick fool in front of her... that makes him a real beta thumb down

Was the axe of this mercanery enchanted or something special btw?
Nope.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by abhilegend
That's not a durability feat for cutting weapons if it pierced his skin. Thanos couldn't die in the first place by Death's decree. Thanos could die , as It was slowly killing him that's what allowed death into the cancerverse in the first place.

Il leave you and prime to moan and lowball about it though

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Insane Titan
Thanos could die , as It was slowly killing him that's what allowed death into the cancerverse in the first place.

Il leave you and prime to moan and lowball about it though

So Thanos was never unkillable? ^^

Insane Titan
Don't see what the big deal with the merc cutting him, he fought his way through and killed 25,000 of them and only got cut once

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
So Thanos was never unkillable? ^^ care to show where I said he was

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Insane Titan
care to show where I said he was

I never said you did. I asked you, so can you confirm this?^^

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
I never said you did. I asked you, so can you confirm this?^^ no one is truley unkillable.

Drax killed him with a antimatter mine whilst he was weakend and them death sent him back for a purpose.

Marvell was using a weapon powered by the entire gods of the cancerverse that was slowly killing him

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Insane Titan
no one is truley unkillable.

Drax killed him with a antimatter mine whilst he was weakend and them death sent him back for a purpose.

Marvell was using a weapon powered by the entire gods of the cancerverse that was slowly killing him

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abhilegend
Originally posted by Insane Titan
Thanos could die , as It was slowly killing him that's what allowed death into the cancerverse in the first place.

Il leave you and prime to moan and lowball about it though
He could never truly die as Death barred him from her realm. He was near death and that's what made Death enter cancerverse. I don't know why you bring up superman though.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by abhilegend
He could never truly die as Death barred him from her realm. He was near death and that's what made Death enter cancerverse. I don't know why you bring up superman though. every time you post Superman is the secret agenda

Batman-Prime
What I find interesting is, that Thanos could take some of Hulks hits before going down or some of Odins best blasts (with shields and even without) but Wolverine claws would bring him down faster then anything else. That's amazing. It seems he is more of an energy based char then physical.

Inhuman
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
What I find interesting is, that Thanos could take some of Hulks hits before going down or some of Odins best blasts (with shields and even without) but Wolverine claws would bring him down faster then anything else. That's amazing. It seems he is more of an energy based char then physical.


Or that Logans claws > Any logic

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Inhuman
Or that Logans claws > Any logic

Yet he failed to do any significant damage against WWH or he just made OF Thro bleed for example but it didn't seem to go sooo deep.

Inhuman
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Yet he failed to do any significant damage against WWH or he just made OF Thro bleed for example but it didn't seem to go sooo deep.

So he did significant damage to Thanos?

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Inhuman
So he did significant damage to Thanos?

It looked quite fatal, well Thanos had the IG but Wolverine penetrated Thanos. He couldn't do it to WWH. From the art it looks like Logan went really deep into Thanos.

zopzop
Let me see if I'm understanding this.

Wolverine has failed to cause significant damage to : Carver, Ethan Edwards, Wonderman, Colossus, etc.. yet he's gonna carve up Thanos? confused

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by zopzop
Let me see if I'm understanding this.

Wolverine has failed to cause significant damage to : Carver, Ethan Edwards, Wonderman, Colossus, etc.. yet he's gonna carve up Thanos? confused

The general opinion here is... well yes.

zopzop
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
The general opinion here is... well yes.
General opinion is wrong then.

The bunch of B, C, D, and even F listers I mentioned aren't in Thanos' league and Wolverine did nothing to them worth mentioning.

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by zopzop
General opinion is wrong then.

The bunch of B, C, D, and even F listers I mentioned aren't in Thanos' league and Wolverine did nothing to them worth mentioning.

Might be. I would have put Thanos higher myself, though only based on his energy damage soak.

bbrem123
I agree with zopzop

Galan007
a.) Wolverine DID slash-up WWH:
http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944932_1.jpg http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944933_2.jpg http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944934_3.jpg

b.) The parameters of this thread are as follows:
"Thanos won't defend himself. Wolverine is free to attack and slash at him as many time as he wishes."

c.) The reason Wolvie wasn't able to cause any significant injuries to Hulk, is because Hulk WAS fighting back. In this thread, Thanos is just standing there ALLOWING Wolverine to flay him. HUGE difference, kids.

d.) We already know that Wolverine's claws CAN pierce Thanos' hide:
http://s3d3.turboimagehost.com/t/16939124_5.jpg

e.) That said, Wolvie CAN, and WILL, chop the shit out of him.

Insane Titan
wtf Logan carved up WWH all he said was it was harder to do

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
It looked quite fatal, well Thanos had the IG but Wolverine penetrated Thanos. He couldn't do it to WWH. From the art it looks like Logan went really deep into Thanos.

He stabbed WWH's arm just fine. It's just that Hulk kept healing.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by zopzop
General opinion is wrong then.

The bunch of B, C, D, and even F listers I mentioned aren't in Thanos' league and Wolverine did nothing to them worth mentioning.

Popularity has nothing to do with this.

Thing is much more popular than Kurse, but he would get killed if they fought... Thor is more popular and overall more powerful than Colossus, but his piercing durability is nothing like Piotr's and leaves much to be desired, etc.

And it's been explained on panel that even if one swipe doesn't do anything, it doesn't mean others won't. Simon tanked the slash to the face, but got stabbed in the back. Colossus received minimal damage once, then got stabbed and cut several times.

Rao Kal El
Thanos becomes sushi

Odekahn
Originally posted by Galan007
a.) Wolverine DID slash-up WWH:
http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944932_1.jpg http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944933_2.jpg http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944934_3.jpg

b.) The parameters of this thread are as follows:
"Thanos won't defend himself. Wolverine is free to attack and slash at him as many time as he wishes."

c.) The reason Wolvie wasn't able to cause any significant injuries to Hulk, is because Hulk WAS fighting back. In this thread, Thanos is just standing there ALLOWING Wolverine to flay him. HUGE difference, kids.

d.) We already know that Wolverine's claws CAN pierce Thanos' hide:
http://s3d3.turboimagehost.com/t/16939124_5.jpg

e.) That said, Wolvie CAN, and WILL, chop the shit out of him.

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Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Galan007
a.) Wolverine DID slash-up WWH:
http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944932_1.jpg http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944933_2.jpg http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944934_3.jpg

b.) The parameters of this thread are as follows:
"Thanos won't defend himself. Wolverine is free to attack and slash at him as many time as he wishes."

c.) The reason Wolvie wasn't able to cause any significant injuries to Hulk, is because Hulk WAS fighting back. In this thread, Thanos is just standing there ALLOWING Wolverine to flay him. HUGE difference, kids.

d.) We already know that Wolverine's claws CAN pierce Thanos' hide:
http://s3d3.turboimagehost.com/t/16939124_5.jpg

e.) That said, Wolvie CAN, and WILL, chop the shit out of him.
thumb up Thanks for the scans.

Good to see how uber Wolverine can be.

So what do you guys think, what level of toughness or invulnerability would one need to survive under this stips?

Silver Surfer, Juggernaut?

JayDaDon
I think whether or not Wolverine's claws would pierce the Surfer would be a complete coin toss. Maybe, maybe not.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Insane Titan
every time you post Superman is the secret agenda
facepalm

abhilegend
Originally posted by Galan007
a.) Wolverine DID slash-up WWH:
http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944932_1.jpg http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944933_2.jpg http://s3d4.turboimagehost.com/t/16944934_3.jpg

b.) The parameters of this thread are as follows:
"Thanos won't defend himself. Wolverine is free to attack and slash at him as many time as he wishes."

c.) The reason Wolvie wasn't able to cause any significant injuries to Hulk, is because Hulk WAS fighting back. In this thread, Thanos is just standing there ALLOWING Wolverine to flay him. HUGE difference, kids.

d.) We already know that Wolverine's claws CAN pierce Thanos' hide:
http://s3d3.turboimagehost.com/t/16939124_5.jpg

e.) That said, Wolvie CAN, and WILL, chop the shit out of him.
It was under Starlin to boot.

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vince_slice
Thanos also had the IG.

Ergo Wolverine's claws > IG.

100% canon.

abhilegend
What took you so long to realize that?

vince_slice
Now all we need is Wolverine cutting the LT.

abhilegend
Originally posted by vince_slice
Now all we need is Wolverine cutting the LT. Who do you think killed him?

*snikt*

Decimus
Wolverine doesn't have the power to cut into a being that survives singularities, tanks black blot screams, etc. Even taking complete advantage of Thanos' skins asperity into account this is on the level of madness of the surfer arm bar shitstorm. In a comic wolverine could cut Thanos with PIS off as it should be wolverine would die of old age before ever inflicting damage.

LeonBuco666
Logan has slashed at Thors face and only managed to leave three scratches....but like the can shows wolvie has slashed an cut thanos at one point.
You draw the line between average & downright stupid

StiltmanFTW
And shortly after that he cut through his chainmail causing considerable damage.

He was seeing Sabretooth, not Thor, so his attacks couldn't have been 100% accurate.

Odekahn
Wolverine would dip off in Thanos like a hot knife through butter.

SamZED
Logan also penetrated Gladiator and Thor. Cum to think off it he penetrated lots of men.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
Logan also penetrated Gladiator and Thor. Cum to think off it he penetrated lots of men.

In Aaron's Weapon X series he actually stabbed one thug in the ass shocklaugh

Insane Titan
Wolverine nearly killed pre retcon Molecule Man ffs what do people expect

StiltmanFTW
And that was just a glancing blow.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And that was just a glancing blow. yeah didn't someone try to stop him iirc ?

StiltmanFTW
Yes. Cyclops deflected Logan's strike with his optic blast. Pretty dumb if you ask me, considering they were outnumbered and all... current Scott wouldn't make the same mistake.

Galan007
Originally posted by SamZED
Logan also penetrated Gladiator and Thor. Cum to think off it he penetrated lots of men. haw-som

TheGodKiller
*Bump*
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
thumb up Thanks for the scans.

Good to see how uber Wolverine can be.

So what do you guys think, what level of toughness or invulnerability would one need to survive under this stips?

Silver Surfer, Juggernaut?
Kimura level durability.

StiltmanFTW
Kimura wasn't eager to test herself against Wolverine's claws in Astonishing Tales. Just saying.

TheGodKiller
And yet she was unfazed most of the times whenever Laura tried to get a connect with a clean shot. Just saying.

StiltmanFTW
I do realize that. Her claws were never stated to be honed as sharp as Wolverine's ones, though.

basilisk
With the stips it wouldn't take that long. Even Starlin had Thanos cut by those claws and without great difficulty. Thanos would be in pieces. In a real fight situation, obviously not.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I do realize that. Her claws were never stated to be honed as sharp as Wolverine's ones, though.
Honed? Her claws are coated with adamantium. Wolverine's claws are coated with adamantium. If she can't cut her, then neither can Wolverine.

Branlor Swift
Thanos was letting some guy stab him in the heart at his weakest form and healed instantly.

He let Mar-Vell slosh around a Death killing blade inside him for multiple pages and healed instantly right after.

Good for Wolverine if he can cut him. It's not doing shit all

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Honed? Her claws are coated with adamantium. Wolverine's claws are coated with adamantium. If she can't cut her, then neither can Wolverine.

It was stated on panel that his claws were sharpened to the point they could cut through virtually anything. How it was done remains a mystery, but it happened.

Mindset
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And shortly after that he cut through his chainmail causing considerable damage.

He was seeing Sabretooth, not Thor, so his attacks couldn't have been 100% accurate. Why not?

ODG
^ Wolverithmetics, that's why.

Mindset
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Branlor Swift
He was seeing a guy the exact same size as Sabretooth who he knows he can hit as hard as he wants in the face, so naturally his attacks weren't that accurate...

Even though they certainly looked like they connected on his ****ing face

StiltmanFTW
Phil explained it nicely in the closed now Thor vs. Wolverine and Daken thread:



http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=532477&pagenumber=11

ODG
^ Because somehow Wolverithmetics is supposed to sound any smarter coming out of Philosophia's anus than your own?

Excuse me while I laugh out loud.

Mindset
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Phil explained it nicely in the closed now Thor vs. Wolverine and Daken thread:



http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=532477&pagenumber=11 Quoting Phil just makes the logic even worse.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Phil explained it nicely in the closed now Thor vs. Wolverine and Daken thread:



http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=532477&pagenumber=11 That literally makes absolutely no sense. And that's coming from a guy who pioneered "balloons and tanks"

Also lol at srank saying copyrights protected Thor from getting killed

Bottom line is Wolverine swung at Gayberfang's face, and he landed on Thor's face in the same spot he swung at.

Mindset
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
And that's coming from a guy who pioneered "balloons and tanks"

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff59/mackenzi_photo/So%20many%20Supernatural%20pictures/Misha/LMAO.gif

Rage.Of.Olympus
We saw Wolverine's swipes do damage in the exact same area that he aimed for against Sabertooth. He even had an approximation of Mjolnir.

It's called a mystical illusion.

StyleTime
The point is, Wolverine destroys Thanos whether Thanos fights back or not.

Galan007
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
And that's coming from a guy who pioneered "balloons and tanks" Scans?

Insane Titan
Originally posted by StyleTime
The point is, Wolverine destroys Thanos whether Thanos fights back or not. *sigh*

janus77
I'm beginning to like Wolverine. Thanos wouldn't die, but he definitely would be quite messed up after this. Wolverine would pass out from mental exhaustion.

JayDaDon
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Thanos was letting some guy stab him in the heart at his weakest form and healed instantly.

He let Mar-Vell slosh around a Death killing blade inside him for multiple pages and healed instantly right after.

Good for Wolverine if he can cut him. It's not doing shit all

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StyleTime
Originally posted by Insane Titan
*sigh*
Originally posted by -Pr-
Whoosh.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It was stated on panel that his claws were sharpened to the point they could cut through virtually anything. How it was done remains a mystery, but it happened.
Not sure what this is supposed to prove but anyways...Kimura can withstand X-23's adamantium coated claws. To claim that Wolverine still has a shot at slicing through her skin is foolhardy imo.
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Also lol at srank saying copyrights protected Thor from getting killed.
You forgot about Wolverine having the claim to the title of godhood every bit as much as Thor.






Originally posted by Branlor Swift
That literally makes absolutely no sense. And that's coming from a guy who pioneered "balloons and tanks".
Originally posted by Mindset
Quoting Phil just makes the logic even worse.
Originally posted by ODG
^ Because somehow Wolverithmetics is supposed to sound any smarter coming out of Philosophia's anus than your own?

Excuse me while I laugh out loud.
Phildo's logic, even from a logical viewpoint, is illogical. I mean how exactly are we supposed to believe that Wolverine's attacks were glancing blows because he struck someone(Thor) and saw someone else(Sabertooth) when both those someones are well-over six foot tall, muscular brutish blondies? For all we know, Sabertooth would probably look like Thor's (more hairier)twin brother in a Thor-costume, and if Wolverine had been in his right state of mind to see him like that.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Also lol at srank saying copyrights protected Thor from getting killed.
thumb upThis was definitely one of the best bits:
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
What delusional-pixiedust-candyland-Bizarro-world, fantasy do you live in where the worry isn't that Thor will job to Wolverine.... but the worry is that Wolverine will job to Thor?

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Not sure what this is supposed to prove but anyways...Kimura can withstand X-23's adamantium coated claws. To claim that Wolverine still has a shot at slicing through her skin is foolhardy imo.

Sharper claws, greater strength... on-panel evidence of Kimura not daring to risk testing her durability vs. Wolverine. Plus he was threatening her with a "snikt", don't know if Laura ever did that. Logan's claws pop out at 130 miles per hour.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Sharper claws, greater strength... on-panel evidence of Kimura not daring to risk testing her durability vs. Wolverine. Plus he was threatening her with a "snikt", don't know if Laura ever did that. Logan's claws pop out at 130 miles per hour.
Not sure how his strength all of a sudden became a factor here. It sure as hell isn't when he's cutting guys like the Hulk. Kimura can resist adamantium claws just fine as shown with 23. That 130 mph claim is redundant here.

Branlor Swift
Did... did a Wolverine fan just use the same logic Wolverine "haters" have been using for years to say that half of Wolverine's feats are pis?

Oh boy, this thread just went up a couple notches

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Not sure how his strength all of a sudden became a factor here. It sure as hell isn't when he's cutting guys like the Hulk. Kimura can resist adamantium claws just fine as shown with 23. That 130 mph claim is redundant here.

He couldn't do shit to Hulk when his muscles were "turned to jelly" from the impact (as said on panel, it was Hulk's momentum that allowed the breaking of his skin). Sliced him good after he regenerated, though. Deathverine/Hulk battle. So sometimes it is a factor.

Claws that for what we know don't necessarily have to be equal in sharpness to Logan's ones.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He couldn't do shit to Hulk when his muscles were "turned to jelly" from the impact (as said on panel, it was Hulk's momentum that allowed the breaking of his skin). Sliced him good after he regenerated, though. Deathverine/Hulk battle. So sometimes it is a factor.

Claws that for what we know don't necessarily have to be equal in sharpness to Logan's ones.
Most of the times, it's not though. It's simply due to the sharpness of his indestructible claws.

What? Laura is genetically related to Wolverine, her claws were coated with adamantium via pretty much the same process that made her bio-daddy invincible. That's a pretty strong leap of logic right there.

Epicurus
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Supra
Originally posted by pym-ftw
About as long as it would take Superman...

A perfect un respond-able prefecting order, other to respond to you and say bravo

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