Superman vs The Joker

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Brockalizer
The Joker has gotten ahold of the Carnage symbiote and is going on a killing spree. Joker is trying to kill as many as possible, Superman is trying to save as many as possible. Who wins?

Superman DCNU
VS
The Joker with Carnage symbiote

Stipulations: Fighting in a major metropolitan area with over 10 million people. Real world physics apply to civilians only. 2hr time limit. Cannot attack each other.

Odekahn
Superman wins

Pipxeroth
With real world physics, Joker would easily win.

Golgo13
Superman.

Brockalizer
Originally posted by Pipxeroth
With real world physics, Joker would easily win. Agreed, with real world physics, Joker would be able to kill more at one time than Supes could save.

pym-ftw
Superman drops a building on Joker.

Reflassshh
^Lol

Brockalizer
Originally posted by pym-ftw
Superman drops a building on Joker. Nice try, that would violate the rules of the OP.

KingD19
So real world physics means Supes moving at a high enough speed would splat them, etc, etc... But does that mean his electron field that normally shields people and stuff who are near him is negated?

Brockalizer
Originally posted by KingD19
So real world physics means Supes moving at a high enough speed would splat them, etc, etc... But does that mean his electron field that normally shields people and stuff who are near him is negated? Probably, or at least sporadically IIRC the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle says that you can't predict the exact locations of of sub atomic particles. So I guess an electron field would be spotty at best. Maybe I'm wrong. I was a poli-sci major not a physics major.

janus77
First second of the match, Superman H-V burns a moat around The Joker, quarter of a mile wide and a mile deep.

Not a direct attack up on Joker, but ... he's ****ed.

Brockalizer
Originally posted by janus77
First second of the match, Superman H-V burns a moat around The Joker, quarter of a mile wide and a mile deep.

Not a direct attack up on Joker, but ... he's ****ed. Not happening, in a city this densely populated there would be no way that wouldn't kill scores of civilians.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by pym-ftw
Superman drops a building on Joker. If it were MOS Supes, he would drop 5 buildings on top of him. And they would all be full of people.

Brockalizer
Originally posted by Flyattractor
If it were MOS Supes, he would drop 5 buildings on top of him. And they would all be full of people. He would bring in more people from neighboring buildings, to add more weight.

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