#1 douche bags of all time

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Boss16
Who do you think would be considered to be one of the biggest douche bags of all time would be? I like to start it off with giving deadpool some credibility.

Odekahn
Hank Pym

Omega Vision
Odekahn. biscuits

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Odekahn. biscuits

Firefly218
Eric O'Grady

Supra
Booster Gold

pym-ftw
Namor.

Cogito
Hal Jordan

Supra
Originally posted by Cogito
Hal Jordan

laughing

Without a doubt

Khazra Reborn
Silver Surfer is pretty awful.

Supra
Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Silver Surfer is pretty awful.

He is pretty bad but I love his power..

If only say SS had the persona of...hmmm..hulk?

jaxthejester
Vulcan

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by Cogito
Hal Jordan
No way. Guy is the douchebag of the GLC!

Namor tops this list.

Young Thor was a big douche too.

Cogito
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
No way. Guy is the douchebag of the GLC!

Namor tops this list.

Young Thor was a big douche too.

Guy never destroyed the GL Corps. Guy never tried to destroy the universe. Guy didn't send Guy to become a Red Lantern to spy on them, and then refused to let him leave the Red Lanterns.

Hal is a massive douche.

celeyhyga17
Hal was not himself. Guy is such a douche Bats had to clock him just to shut his dumb@$$.

iscaremonkeys
Originally posted by Supra
Booster Gold HOW ****ING DARE YOU!

Guy garder

Warlord
Wolverine

Supra
Originally posted by iscaremonkeys
HOW ****ING DARE YOU!

Guy garder

laughing

Cogito
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Hal was not himself. Guy is such a douche Bats had to clock him just to shut his dumb@$$.

The latter part regarding sending Guy to be a Red Lantern just happened. Since the Blue Lanterns got phucked by Relic, Guy's got troubles

JakeTheBank
Pre-Final Crisis Bruce Wayne.

jaxthejester
Tony Stark.

With or without drink in hand.

Odekahn
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Odekahn. biscuits

I'm willing to accept that. thumb up

Supra
Lobo is a douche..not cause he can hurt superman but the fact bullets hurt himsmile

celeyhyga17
Forgot about Constantine.

He's equally as douchey as Namor.

Supra
The Riddler

Cogito
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Forgot about Constantine.

True, Constantine is king of douches thumb up

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Cogito
True, Constantine is king of douches thumb up

Pretty much.

Odekahn
Mxy is kind of a douche also. And classic Flash Thompson.

Supra
Please don't stone me..

Quicksilver...

Odekahn
JJ Jameson

Supra
Originally posted by Odekahn
JJ Jameson

laughing out loud

jaxthejester
Can't forget Superboy Prime. smokin'

Khazra Reborn
Originally posted by Cogito
True, Constantine is king of hoagies, and general awesomeness. thumb up

Cogito
^ He can be awesome and a douche at the same time.

Khazra Reborn
That's the English curse.

Supra
Originally posted by jaxthejester
Can't forget Superboy Prime. smokin'

He is quiet the little shit head

SamZED
Deadpool back when he used to trick blind old ladies into falling down the stairs.

abhilegend
Lucifer.

Supra
Originally posted by abhilegend
Lucifer.

Fck ya

jaxthejester
Originally posted by Supra
Fck ya

Indeed.

How in the Hell did I forget the Lord of Hell? laughing out loud

Supra
Originally posted by jaxthejester
Indeed.

How in the Hell did I forget the Lord of Hell? laughing out loud

Cosmic Hulk Wrecks Him Too, he runs out of hell and becomes goodsmile

Cogito
Originally posted by abhilegend
Lucifer.

How is he a douche?

Supra
Originally posted by Cogito
How is he a douche?

No Questions Please, please don't argue..just have fun

Cogito
I'm not arguing, but calling Lucifer a douche is blasphemy.

Golgo13
Lex Luthor.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Cogito
How is he a douche?
Wut? He is the king of all douches. Spectre's visit when he was sunbathing in australia screams douchiness.

abhilegend
And why is Doom not mentioned yet?

Cogito
Originally posted by abhilegend
And why is Doom not mentioned yet? mmm Maybe Indians don't know what douchebags are

Badabing
Originally posted by Cogito
Guy never destroyed the GL Corps. Guy never tried to destroy the universe. Guy didn't send Guy to become a Red Lantern to spy on them, and then refused to let him leave the Red Lanterns.

Hal is a massive douche. I like your thinking. thumb upOriginally posted by JakeTheBank
Pre-Final Crisis Bruce Wayne. I may have to destroy you. sneer

abhilegend
Originally posted by Cogito
mmm Maybe Indians don't know what douchebags are
mmm

mhmm

osheet

Oh, no!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Badabing
I like your thinking. thumb up I may have to destroy you. sneer
Do it. Jake was calling you mother of raptors the other day.

ohno

celeyhyga17
1a. Constantine
1b. Namor

But for some reason, you're compelled to read more of them.

jaxthejester
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
1a. Constantine
1b. Namor

But for some reason, you're compelled to read more of them.

Strangely true... confused

HueyFreeman
Cyclops
Gambit
Classic Juggernaut
Manchester Black

Supra
All of Kryptonian Council besides Jor El

#1 Douch Bags of All time..

wuleecat
Orion. Sure he is uber-powerful and all that, but half the time I just keep thinking 'I wish you would just shut your mouth.' Ultra-douche, for sure.

wuleecat
And I'm sure that when Mr Terrific comes mincing down the corridor with all those stupid spinning balls whizzing round his head, and he is crapping on about his latest bit of mental wonderfulness, you can bet the rest of the heroes aren't thinking "Ooh yes, PLEASE tell me more" They're thinking...'douche'.

wuleecat
And I agree about Gambit. Nobody cares about your card tricks, and you sound like a spaz. Douche

Bouboumaster
Namor, Constantine, Tony Stark (Civil War), "Superior" Spider-Man, Batman (under Frank Miller)

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by Badabing
I like your thinking. thumb up I may have to destroy you. sneer

Hey, it's true. It took him getting Omega'd to the stone age and fighting his way back to the present to realize he was a dickhead that was never as alone as he made things out to be.

SquallX
Pre Crisis Lex Luthor is the ultimate of douches.

In one story, he visited this diner. Saw this chick working there, deduce her life on how she never moved forward, offered her i think a million dollars or some shit to sleep with her. Told her he'll be waiting in the car for her, once she made her decision, the ****er just drove off and left her all alone. All alone with her decisions.

The chick was willing to leave her life behind, that includes her husband, kids and loves one for a guy she just met.


Pre-Crisis Superman's cover art showing him being a douche.

DarkSaint85
Add Zoom and Inertia to the list.

iscaremonkeys
Originally posted by SamZED
Deadpool back when he used to trick blind old ladies into falling down the stairs. LOL OH MY GOD THATS TERRIBLE!

The Mighty Thor

ODG
Damian:

http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Even%20More%20Random/Damian01.jpg

Dr. Nemesis:

http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/DrNemesis09.jpg

abhilegend
Originally posted by SquallX
Pre Crisis Lex Luthor is the ultimate of douches.

In one story, he visited this diner. Saw this chick working there, deduce her life on how she never moved forward, offered her i think a million dollars or some shit to sleep with her. Told her he'll be waiting in the car for her, once she made her decision, the ****er just drove off and left her all alone. All alone with her decisions.

The chick was willing to leave her life behind, that includes her husband, kids and loves one for a guy she just met.


Pre-Crisis Superman's cover art showing him being a douche.
That's post crisis lex luthor.

asdf83
Originally posted by jaxthejester
Can't forget Superboy Prime. smokin'

More of a whiny b*tch than a douche

-Pr-
Anyone who says Cyclops or Hank Pym is wrong, and/or doesn't read the comics.

mighty adam
Green arrow

Odekahn
Originally posted by -Pr-
Anyone who says Cyclops or Hank Pym is wrong, and/or doesn't read the comics.

See, I think both can be douches. More so Pym than Summers, but all those years of Logan sweating Jean would cause me to act kinda douchey as well lol. I just think they are understandable douches, if that makes sense.

JakeTheBank
Also, Loki.


He is pretty much the GOD of douche bags.

maxivitopowe
All the Ultimates apart from Spiderman

iscaremonkeys
Originally posted by mighty adam
Green arrow YOU SON OF A *****!

Originally posted by ODG
Damian:

http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Even%20More%20Random/Damian01.jpg
Nobody liked him in the first place

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by -Pr-
Anyone who says Cyclops or Hank Pym is wrong, and/or doesn't read the comics. or they read the comics Land drew

Odekahn
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
or they read the comics Land drew

Or their main view of Pym is Ultimate probably. Not sure why someone who hasn't read the comics (especially the more recent ones) would have any reason of thinking Scott a douche though, but that's just my opinion.

TheHulk
Originally posted by -Pr-
Anyone who says Cyclops or Hank Pym is wrong, and/or doesn't read the comics. At the end of the day Pr...it's just general opinion. If a dude thinks this character is a douche...let them be.

Anyway, Namor or Constantine FTW

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Supra
Lobo is a douche..not cause he can hurt superman but the fact bullets hurt himsmile

LOBO aint a Douche!!!!!!

A "douche" is a wimpy little POS!!!

Aint nuttin WIMPY bout da MAIN MAN!!!!!!!

Sure HE is a Evil SOB to the Core...but Douche...NO FRAGGIN WAY!

Uriel005
John Constantine. Even hell can't stand his douchebaggery.

Not sure if he falls under douche or magnificent bastard.

maxivitopowe
He's British so Magnificent Bastard

maxivitopowe
Was there a single likeable character in the Ultimate Universe?

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
Anyone who says Cyclops or Hank Pym is wrong, and/or doesn't read the comics.

no2

SquallX
Originally posted by maxivitopowe
Was there a single likeable character in the Ultimate Universe?

Isn't the black Spiderman from the Ultimate Universe?

People do seem to like him.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SquallX
Isn't the black Spiderman from the Ultimate Universe?

People do seem to like him.

No idea why.

Many characters were likable, actually. Got ruined with time.

Q99
Originally posted by maxivitopowe
Was there a single likeable character in the Ultimate Universe?

A lot of the ones in Ult Spidey were likable, it didn't share a tone with the rest.

Peter, Jessica, Miles...

abhilegend
Wonder Woman can be a total douche when she wants to be.

maxivitopowe
The new x-men weren't that bad either thinking about it

-Pr-
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
or they read the comics Land drew

Shush.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
no2

yes

Boss16
Booster gold is one imo.

StiltmanFTW
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/4/43640/2130751-hank_vs_cho.jpg

HueyFreeman
http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd466/shogunofharlem1/X-Men-BattleoftheAtom002-030_zpsee5811e9.jpg

maxivitopowe
There are quite a few people in that picture?

maxivitopowe
Maria Hill

Estacado
Sabertooth is a pretty big troll whooping Logan every year on his birthday...

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