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Those stills look better already than the trailers for Noah.

Originally posted by Robtard
Those stills look better already than the trailers for Noah.

BS

I keep forgetting about this movie. Haha.. another head statue, looks like they recycled the one from Prometheus.

Originally posted by Robtard
Those stills look better already than the trailers for Noah.

lmao what's wrong with noah ? How the hell do you find a way to compare the two?

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
BS

I keep forgetting about this movie. Haha.. another head statue, looks like they recycled the one from Prometheus.
Nope.

That would be an ancient Egyptian statue's head. Do you even history, bro?

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
lmao what's wrong with noah ?

How the hell do you find a way to compare the two?

Noah looks pretty bad from the trailers, like they took a bible story and turned it into an action flick.

Cos, Jews.

Originally posted by Robtard
Noah looks pretty bad from the trailers, like they took a bible story and turned it into an action flick.

Cos, Jews. He is making it like an action flick.

They even made a comic based off the screenplay.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nope.

That would be an ancient Egyptian statue's head. Do you even history, bro?

Fully aware, tard. But it didn't have to look so strikingly similar to the Prometheus statue.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Fully aware, tard. But it didn't have to look so strikingly similar to the Prometheus statue.

You do realize the statue is modeled after actual ancient Egyptian statues, yes?

So why would they make it look different, when they're going for a histortically realistic look simply because of some statue in a SciFi film?

I don't think you history one little bit, bro. Not one little bit.

Yeah, no shit. Thank you, professor tard. I didn't really study the look of the statue in the picture, BRAH. it was just my first impression. Really just pointing out that it's kind of peculiar that he's repeating the imagery.

So you're scrapping the barrel to find stuff to complain over concerning this film. Odd.

This might be pretty good film for Ridley Scott I don't think he's worked with the Bale before.

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Probably won't have a single black person in the entire film.

Still got plenty of middle eastern actors in it going by its IMDB page.

looks very interesting

can't wait to see

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Probably won't have a single black person in the entire film.

And this is a problem how?

Zipporah is supposed to be fine as ****, Rob. If Christian Bale is Moses than she's going to be some weedy white ***** like Eva Green.

That's unacceptable man.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Probably won't have a single black person in the entire film.

Can't grow watermelons in the desert bro.

Prove it.

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The image for that YouTube video...

"THIS.IS.MOSES!"


http://cdn4.llew.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/this-is-sparta.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
Noah looks pretty bad from the trailers, like they took a bible story and turned it into an action flick.

Cos, Jews.

unfortunately, you're exactly right. NoAh was nothing else than a big budget action film. There was no story. there was no "noah" It became a heart wrenching tale of what one crazed man was going to do with a baby rather than the decision of a great man." One who was balancing the greater good of mankind instead of the encouragements of a moment."

Fail...at there was no plot

clearly you didn't watch it.

well im looking forward im kind of excited about it since I watch the bible mini series I didn't like the Noah movie they got it wrong they were no rock monsters helping Noah build the ark . but I hope its with the bible story not just special effects movies. what got me up set about Noah was they never did mention god they said the creator.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Fail...at there was no plot

clearly you didn't watch it.

Just noticed this post. Were you referring to my post? If so then i wonder why you defend the story. I got the impression that the writing/production team settled on a story that tried to appease many different ideas. There was no singular message or direction in the story telling or character development.

It's interesting that so many people ***** and moan about Aquaman being played by a Samoan and Heimdal and Johnny Storm being played by black guys, yet have no problem with movies like this.

I can imagine the shit storm that would occur if I directed a World War 2 film and casted black guys in the roles of FDR and Dougle Macarthur.

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Originally posted by Tzeentch
It's interesting that so many people ***** and moan about Aquaman being played by a Samoan and Heimdal and Johnny Storm being played by black guys, yet have no problem with movies like this.

I can imagine the shit storm that would occur if I directed a World War 2 film and casted black guys in the roles of FDR and Dougle Macarthur.

I've no problem with the person's skin color/ethnicity, it's Dorgo's acting ability that has me concerned.

That's different, since they're real life people and their background is part of who they are, influenced them. Much easier to get away with this in fictional characters, especially if their "race" is all but unimportant.

I don't see how Douglas MacArthur being white is more pivotal to his story than Ramses being Egyptian...

Originally posted by Tzeentch
I don't see how Douglas MacArthur being white is more pivotal to his story than Ramses being Egyptian...

Because it's not likely that a non white man would have reached his position and been given command of the Pacific Theater during WW2. So having Denzel Washington play him would be out of place, unless of course there was makeup done where he looked Caucasian, that would be fine.

Just like white-man Joel is made up to look Egyptian. They at least tried.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
It's interesting that so many people ***** and moan about Aquaman being played by a Samoan and Heimdal and Johnny Storm being played by black guys, yet have no problem with movies like this.

I can imagine the shit storm that would occur if I directed a World War 2 film and casted black guys in the roles of FDR and Dougle Macarthur.

I think part of it comes down to the fact that Egyptians have been depicted as white for decades and many people probably think that Moses is European looking. Also we still aren't entirely sure how Egyptians looked.

But yeah, it certainly reeks a bit of hypocrisy.

Still looks cool. I'll probably see it.

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What? FDR wasn't black?

I can't take this movie seriously with the whitewashing, which is a shame because the trailer showed promise.

It just kept getting Irksome seeing Uncle Owen and Christian Bale as Rameses and Moses...

The reviews I've read for this film have been less than favorable.

Alot of the ones that i've seen have been praising it

in the 3 or 4 stars range.

Saw a review on RT that said the beginning and end are boring, "But the long middle section is a rousing good show."

I may not spend full price on this, but I look forward to seeing it.

This was the one of the best movie ....

Heston/Brynner ftw.

Egypt has banned the movie for its "historical inaccuracies"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-30605059

Originally posted by Kazenji
Egypt has banned the movie for its "historical inaccuracies"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-30605059

Since when has a movie about the bible been accurate.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Since when has a movie about the bible been accurate.

Don't knock Kaz's fav porno, Adam & Steve.

Of course it's not historical, but neither was The Ten Commandments. Or The Terminator. Or Frozen.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Don't knock Kaz's fav porno, Adam & Steve.

The problem is it's not even accurate to its source material.

Who cares though?

If it's a good movie who gives a ****?

Not seen though.

Egypt also did the same thing with Noah.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Egypt also did the same thing with Noah.

Really??