Venom vs 150 thugs
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pain100
Eddie Brock as Venom and he is on rage.
thugs have any white weapon.
What is this level for Venom?
Orrsome28
Any white weapon? Sorry, I don't follow.
SamZED
Is lack of dancing skills a weapon?
Venom eats them. I give them 80 seconds before they're all dead.
Estacado
They die by simply imploding from the awesome that Venom is.
DarkSaint85
Pain, you are ably stepping up to fill the void that CBC has left.
Orrsome28
If I were said thug, I'd simply call it quits, pack up, head home, pour myself a glass of Jim and then thank God for Kentucky Whiskey.
No...wait. That isn't right. I'd thank God I wasn't one of the other 149 soon-to-be dead bastards that thought they stood a sliver of a chance armed only with their lack of dance skills.
God Cloth Seiya
Any white weapon? They throw Spockerman at him.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Orrsome28
Any white weapon? Sorry, I don't follow.
He means blades.
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Enraged Brockenom wins.
abhilegend
Someone lights a paper and scares him away.
StiltmanFTW
Human Torch failed.
Stop confusing Venom with Martian Manjobber
abhilegend
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Human Torch failed.
Stop confusing Venom with Martian Manjobber
I was talking about the time peter scared him away by lighting a paper.
Ask sam about it.
StiltmanFTW
I have seen it.
abhilegend
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z280/DyscordV/Venomfirebad.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z280/DyscordV/firebad2.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z280/DyscordV/firebad3.jpg
StiltmanFTW
Told ya, seen it uhuh
...
Oh, who am I kidding... gets me every time
Gargan-lv jobbing.
StiltmanFTW
But still bellow Manjobber's jobbing, that guy's crazy.
DarkSaint85
The 150 thugs, each armed with a White Lantern ring.....lose.
abhilegend
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Told ya, seen it uhuh
...
Oh, who am I kidding... gets me every time
Gargan-lv jobbing. Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
But still bellow Manjobber's jobbing, that guy's crazy.
J'onn has never jobbed to a lighter though. What gets me the way spidey is yawning. Its like he's doing a chore.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by abhilegend
J'onn has never jobbed to a lighter though.
Not yet.
SamZED
Originally posted by abhilegend
I was talking about the time peter scared him away by lighting a paper.
Ask sam about it.
I refuse to aknowledge that scene as canon.
At least its consistent with Pete having to use a plot device to beat Brock. It has always been the case. Never beaten him in a hth fight never even came close. Also Brock has no sold flamethrowers and fire granates in the past so there's that.
StiltmanFTW
Never say never...
I'm faster than you, smarter than you and I have always been... stronger than you.
100% canon.
SamZED
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Never say never...
I'm faster than you, smarter than you and I have always been... stronger than you.
100% canon. iirc that scene ended with Brock laughing his ass off saying "oh no! Dont hurt me Spider-man! Lol" He wasnt fighting back.
Also why the F am I arguing AGAINST Spider-man with YOU defending him? Is it the opposite day already?
StiltmanFTW
It ended with Brock humiliated and defeated. He was "hehehing" because he knew Parker didn't have the guts to end him --- "I'll just find someone to do the job for me" - Pete replied, Brock shut up.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
Also why the F am I arguing AGAINST Spider-man with YOU defending him? Is it the opposite day already?
No, I'm just trying to teach you the eons-old lesson - "nevah say nevah"
SamZED
Thats not true, Brock came to him to ask for help, POed Pete attacked him and only made him laugh. Brock one-shotted him in that same story when he needed to.
SamZED
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, I'm just trying to teach you the eons-old lesson - "nevah say nevah"
Ok then, ill never slap you in the head, happy now?
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
Thats not true, Brock came to him to ask for help, POed Pete attacked him and only made him laugh. Brock one-shotted him in that same story when he needed to.
Attacked? More like defended himself, trying to get free of his hold.
That was pure ownage, Brock's face looked like Agent Smith's in Matrix Revolutions... epic smash... and ended flying through the wall, with Spidey standing triumphant and finishing his monologue.
Lek Kuen
They hacked each other's account
SamZED
Originally posted by maxivitopowe
I'm confused
Originally posted by Lek Kuen
They hacked each other's account
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Attacked? More like defended himself, trying to get free of his hold.
That was pure ownage, Brock's face looked like Agent Smith's in Matrix Revolutions... epic smash... and ended flying through the wall, with Spidey standing triumphant and finishing his monologue. See what you did? KMCers are freaking out, I have an excuse 'cause I'm drunk most of the time, but you don't.
But seriously, Brock wasn't fighting back and wasn't event a little bit hurt. He koed Spider-man in the very next issue.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
See what you did? KMCers are freaking out, I have an excuse 'cause I'm drunk most of the time, but you don't.
But seriously, Brock wasn't fighting back and wasn't event a little bit hurt. He koed Spider-man in the very next issue.
Out of sheer curiosity. How bad are your withdrawals getting?
Brock started the damn fight, got cheapshots in... he has no excuse.
The very next one doesn't have any shared SM/Venom scenes, fail http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon4.gif You're thinking of the final issue and it was the father of all cheapshots.
SamZED
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Out of sheer curiosity. How bad are your withdrawals getting?
Brock started the damn fight, got cheapshots in... he has no excuse.
The very next one doesn't have any shared SM/Venom scenes, fail http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon4.gif You're thinking of the final issue and it was the father of all cheapshots. Withdrawals? We do not have such word, I mean doesn't it imply that there's a time period where I am not drinking?
He didn't fight him, he just jumped him but only wanted to talk. Could be the final issue, it's been years since I've read it. Doesn't change my original point, Pete has never beaten him hth, Brock wasn't just far from being beaten, he was literally laughing his ass off at those attacks and didn't want or try to fight back. That's as far from being beaten in a hth as it gets.
Also I didn't fail, I reverse psychologied you into defending Spider-man. It's a win-win debate for me.
StiltmanFTW
He threatened to kill him and attacked him 2-3 times. Parker didn't give him an opportunity to fight back; Brock got blitzed.
http://i57.tinypic.com/33e1wuv.jpg
SamZED
You left out the next page where Brock is lhao at this. Pete attacked him in the middle of a conversation, you could call it a blitz but it didn't accomplish anything except make him laugh so..
Originally posted by SamZED
Pete has never beaten him nth
StiltmanFTW
Next page actually has Brock flying through the brick wall
He got put in his place.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
in the middle of a conversation
Conversation?
Pete got grabbed, tossed, then smashed into the wall and strangled... and you know as well as I do that comic characters never shut up.
abhilegend
WTF is happening here? Stilt is arguing in behalf of ...............................................................
Spider-Man?
BTW lulz @ stilt's new sig and avi. That's mindset level mind-phuck. He will make Sam hate Spidey after all.
mmm
StiltmanFTW
New sig now, too
SamZED
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Next page actually has Brock flying through the brick wall
He got put in his place. And then laughing his ass off. Even if you want to somehow count that as a win it's an exception of a dozen fights.
But hey, I can live with you praising Spider-man's awesomeness, glad you finally saw the light. It is your second step towards accepting Parker as your lord and savior. First one was admitting that you liked him.
SamZED
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Estacado
Stilt makes Wolverine cry.
SamZED
Everything makes Wolverine cry.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by abhilegend
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z280/DyscordV/Venomfirebad.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z280/DyscordV/firebad2.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z280/DyscordV/firebad3.jpg
Still cracks me up.
One Big Mob
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Pain, you are ably stepping up to fill the void that CBC has left. Why would you jinx this like this? Had you not said this he would still be posting. The pressure probably got to him and he fell completely apart knowing he could never match up.
Speaking of, bada should really unban some of the better socks and send them a pm in hopes they still use it.
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