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Gamora vs Batman

In this fight Gamora gets her standard gear and weapons, all Adamantium. She is fighting at full potential and ready to kill because Thanos promised to bring back her entire family and all her people if she murders the shit out of Bruce.

Bruce has no weapons, no gear, not even his batsuit. It's just him in sweatpants and a tank top.

Starting distance is 20 feet.

They fight on the beach Gamora took down that army on.

Who wins?

Did I do it right?

Yea...you really captured the cry-baby like nature of h1a8's other thread......I'm just surprised he didn't give Batman prep time and the power gem.

Gamora races forward, Bats does what Bats does with the overhead somersault with a sneaky size 12 foot to the back of the head to propel himself to a landing spot close by the tree line.

Because, Ya Know He's a trans olympic level Long Jumping Genius like that.

Treeline. Stragegic Retreat. Good Night.

If you're going to write fanfic, at least make it good fanfic.

Is this like, some form of long exposure, improvisational haiku?

Batman wins...

At the last moment he pulls a lightsaber out of the sand that he hid there before hand and SLICES her from ear to ear...

As her corpse collapses into a den of crabs (who begin to eat the remains of her face), Big Bad BRUCE sings "We are the champions my friend..."

Oh man they're competing.

Batman finds a way.

Originally posted by Reflassshh
Batman finds a way.

This is always the answer...

Cobblepot would survive this encounter as well.

In Nothing but his shiny eyeglass a t-shirt and sweat pants.

And afterwards Gamora would really struggle to explain how this happened.

"Birds."

.....

"A Hundrred Birds attacked me."

......

"They were trying to scratch my eyes out"


WHAT?!?


*sob* *choke* "I have failed you."

If it was Selina Kyle


Gamora would be like:

"Some crazy wild cat distracted me Thanos and the terran ran away."

"I made you a fur coat."

On Panel Batman has done this.


Calling His Animal Pals to Him in their Thousands. To Help him.



If you're reading this you know Bruce Wayne is The Man Who Knows Everything.



You Know Batman Is Crazy Prepeard.


Don't Act Like You Don't Know.


On Panel in his training. Non Combat Martial Arts Training. Wayne learned to call birds to him. And Birds would come to him willingly even if he did not call. This is a skill he worked to learn.

One of those useless things everyone likes to point out have no combat applications.

Yeah. I'm calling up that skill for this Fight.

That Beach Was on a tropical Island with lots of wildlife.

There was a building visible from that beach. A tower with a distinct style.

Bruce Wayne knows His Buildings. (Bruce Wayne Knows his Architecture.)

He's gonna know where he is.

Someone Else. Ha.

So He's Gonna Know what Bird Calls to make. And Batman Knows His Birds. He's gonna know whether to make a mating call or a distress call a chick would make.

And They'll Come.

They'l all come.

In their hundreds.

All at Once.

http://ct.politicomments.com/ol/pc/sw/i54/5/8/20/pc_b75756c8638bbec8362d4219442f1eca.jpg

Lol.

Originally posted by shiv
Cobblepot would survive this encounter as well.

In Nothing but his shiny eyeglass a t-shirt and sweat pants.

And afterwards Gamora would really struggle to explain how this happened.

"Birds."

.....

"A Hundrred Birds attacked me."

......

"They were trying to scratch my eyes out"


WHAT?!?


*sob* *choke* "I have failed you."

If it was Selina Kyle


Gamora would be like:

"Some crazy wild cat distracted me Thanos and the terran ran away."

"I made you a fur coat."

On Panel Batman has done this.


Calling His Animal Pals to Him in their Thousands. To Help him.



If you're reading this you know Bruce Wayne is The Man Who Knows Everything.



You Know Batman Is Crazy Prepeard.


Don't Act Like You Don't Know.


On Panel in his training. Non Combat Martial Arts Training. Wayne learned to call birds to him. And Birds would come to him willingly even if he did not call. This is a skill he worked to learn.

One of those useless things everyone likes to point out have no combat applications.

Yeah. I'm calling up that skill for this Fight.

That Beach Was on a tropical Island with lots of wildlife.

There was a building visible from that beach. A tower with a distinct style.

Bruce Wayne knows His Buildings. (Bruce Wayne Knows his Architecture.)

He's gonna know where he is.

Someone Else. Ha.

So He's Gonna Know what Bird Calls to make. And Batman Knows His Birds. He's gonna know whether to make a mating call or a distress call a chick would make.

And They'll Come.

They'l all come.

In their hundreds.

All at Once.

http://ct.politicomments.com/ol/pc/sw/i54/5/8/20/pc_b75756c8638bbec8362d4219442f1eca.jpg



You are GODDAMNED right! Nature itself obeys the commands of the ALMIGHTY BAT...all hail THE GODDAMNED BATMAN!!!

http://earthfirstnews.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/k-bigpic.jpg




Nature > bats

Originally posted by Reflassshh
http://earthfirstnews.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/k-bigpic.jpg




Nature > bats

You horrible, horrible, person...

Don't you know that that bat is gonna RISE FROM THE DEAD and SLAUGHTER that poor, poor, spider dont you?

:-)

Its a vampire bat.

You cannot kill what is already dead.

I don't know if those guys are deluded or dedicated.

Do you guys actually read comics?

No.

What is a co-mic?

It's someone who's funny

That explains it.

None of us have ever experienced that.

Originally posted by KingD19
What is a co-mic? Originally posted by KingD19
What is a co-mic? i think batman will win

Oh God. This guy, lol.