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Im hoping for good reviews from Quincy, Gecko and Rob.

pretty sure no one who regularly posts on this forum will go see this movie.

Originally posted by marwash22
pretty sure no one who regularly posts on this forum will go see this movie.

The people I mentioned will.

Quincy because he seems like the type.

Gecko because he's metro but prolly got a gf.

Rob because his wife will make him.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
The people I mentioned will.

...

Rob because his wife will make him.

My condolences.

Lol

You people have some ****ed up relationships if you're forced to watch whatever crappy films your partner or spouse want

Originally posted by Robtard
You people have some ****ed up relationships if you're forced to watch whatever crappy films your partner or spouse want

Lawlz, ur already in denial about your Valentines Day arrangements.

Originally posted by Robtard
You people have some ****ed up relationships if you're forced to watch whatever crappy films your partner or spouse want i've never been forced to see a movie, but i make certain concessions... lord knows i've taken her to see enough comic/action movies.

she likes comics and sci-fi well enough, but certainly not to the degree that i do, and she most likely wouldn't have seen all the movies she has if i didn't ask her to come along with me. Imo, it's only fair that i occasionally see a movie with her that i wouldn't necessarily wanna see.

luckily, my girl has no interest in seeing this piece of shit.

I was going to get around to reading this book, but then I remembered I'm a male, so I opted to watch John Wick instead.

Originally posted by Robtard
You people have some ****ed up relationships if you're forced to watch whatever crappy films your partner or spouse want

I think most men are in this situation. But I had a feeling you were stronger than this.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I was going to get around to reading this book, but then I remembered I'm a male, so I opted to watch John Wick instead.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I was going to get around to reading this book, but then I remembered I'm a male, so I opted to watch John Wick instead.

5K1RcKJVbHA

Should have had Gilbert play Whatshisface Grey. He would have added a whole new layer to the character.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Should have had Gilbert play Whatshisface Grey. He would have added a whole new layer to the character.

How about Benidict Cumberbatch

Then it wouldn't be called 50 Shades of Grey. It would be called Quan's Dream Porn

First person to admit watching this film gets a three day ban.

awermm

The hype around this film reminds me of two things:
1) Teen girls stampeding to theaters to see Twilight
2) Grown women stampeding to theaters to see Magic Mike

Originally posted by Impediment
First person to admit watching this film gets a three day ban.

awermm

What if backfire takes his gf? Holla!

This film will likely make gobs of money <--- stating the obvious

Originally posted by Impediment
First person to admit watching this film gets a three day ban.

awermm

I'm going to go see this. My friends have opted out they say its to girly. I'll let you men know if its any good.

Originally posted by rudester
I'm going to go see this. My friends have opted out they say its to girly. I'll let you men know if its any good.

I vote for at least 1 month ban. Man card revoked permanently.

Originally posted by Robtard
5K1RcKJVbHA

Hahaha..

I might be dragged to it by my wife. Kind of the same situation marwash is in. I always pick the movie, action/adventure/sci-fi/drama, which she claims to like, so it's only fair. She wanted to go see one of the Twilight movies, too back when they were plaguing the theaters, and neither of us liked it. Maybe I can talk her into waiting for the video release for this. Maybe stay home with a bottle of wine and have our OWN fifty shades of grey I instead...

Originally posted by Placidity
I vote for at least 1 month ban. Man card revoked permanently. ooh you can kiss the 50 shades of my ass..

Originally posted by rudester
ooh you can kiss the 50 shades of my ass..
You've just killed me

Originally posted by Lestov16
The hype around this film reminds me of two things:
1) Teen girls stampeding to theaters to see Twilight
2) Grown women stampeding to theaters to see Magic Mike I read somewhere that it's based on a fan fiction story of Twilight.

I would watch if there was a fifty shades of gay

Reviews are saying this film is mediocre at best, and a Twilight-esque shoddy Mary Sue fantasy at worst. Either way, we all know Imp is going to love it.

Boring, mundane actors. I'll wait til it's free on cable.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Reviews are saying this film is mediocre at best, and a Twilight-esque shoddy Mary Sue fantasy at worst. Either way, we all know Imp is going to love it.

I'd sooner stuff my testicles in a paper shredder while all of you ejaculate on me in a bukkake circle.

Challenge accepted.

My girlfriend forced me to watch that Justin Bieber documentary...

Suicide is not the coward's way out, its the easy way out.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
I read somewhere that it's based on a fan fiction story of Twilight.

From what I've heard, the author used to write Twilight fan-fiction on a blog; she then used the core elements of those stories to form Fifty Shades of Grey

So basically, Edward was tying up Bella and paddling her bottom with a paddle

Originally posted by Robtard
From what I've heard, the author used to write Twilight fan-fiction on a blog; she then used the core elements of those stories to form Fifty Shades of Grey

Okay, I was also wondering what it had to do with Twilight fan fiction. That makes sense. I've heard the first book doesn't really have a plot, but the second one does?

Not sure, my wife only read the first one and thought it was outright awful, the writing/grammar is atrocious and the "sex" scenes are very tame/light. Basically the guy restraining the female and lightly spanking her while ordering her to not look him in the eyes

will wait and buy the extended cut on blu ray

Originally posted by Spawningpool
I would watch if there was a fifty shades of gay there's actually a gay version of twilight, its so corny and low budget..I'm sure if you wait someone will create 50 shades of gay. The gay culture is a lot more nasty..

Originally posted by rudester
there's actually a gay version of twilight, its so corny and low budget..I'm sure if you wait someone will create 50 shades of gay. The gay culture is a lot more nasty..
Gay sex tends to be more dirty

Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure, my wife only read the first one and thought it was outright awful, the writing/grammar is atrocious and the "sex" scenes are very tame/light. Basically the guy restraining the female and lightly spanking her while ordering her to not look him in the eyes I've been in the exact same situation ha ha ha... he tied me up and made me call him sir/master.. he hit me with a ruler and made me tell him how dirty i was. Out of all my vast sexual experience he was actually normal..

Originally posted by rudester
I've been in the exact same situation ha ha ha... he tied me up and made me call him sir/master.. he hit me with a ruler and made me tell him how dirty i was. Out of all my vast sexual experience he was actually normal..
I have yet to be tied down next time I'm with my bf I will try it

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Gay sex tends to be more dirty I know..

Originally posted by rudester
I know..
And more passionate from my experiences

Fifty Shades With Disney

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Belle and Pocahontas

But Cinderalla's getting the Ben Wa balls

Originally posted by Robtard
Belle and Pocahontas

But Cinderalla's getting the Ben Wa balls

I like the Cinderella one, and the Beauty and Beast.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I like the Cinderella one, and the Beauty and Beast.

What, is Pocahontas too brown for you, racist!?

Originally posted by Robtard
What, is Pocahontas too brown for you, racist!?

I would rather have Jasmin.

Pocahontas and Cinderella

Beauty and beast look weird though.

Originally posted by Reflassshh
Pocahontas and Cinderella

Beauty and beast look weird though.

The Pocahontas one looks like she is a stripper in a strip club, maybe thats the intent

Considering her provenance it's no wonder...

Originally posted by Reflassshh
Considering her provenance it's no wonder...

is this a poor version of 9 1/2 Weeks?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ngm93WbB1rzq8t2o1_1280.jpg

dat ass on Pocahontas tho.

are the sex scenes done cheap?

TI just ruined my childhood. Thanks a lot.

Originally posted by Reflassshh
Beauty and beast look weird though.

Look at her, she wants that big furry cock...

Furries all around the world will love it.

Actually, I think that this movie is just for bored housewives or girls, who believe that prince will find them soon)

Ti wtf have you showed my eyes

Originally posted by marwash22
dat ass on Pocahontas tho.

Originally posted by Robtard
Belle and Pocahontas

But Cinderalla's getting the Ben Wa balls
Ben wa beads my favourite

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
The people I mentioned will.

Quincy because he seems like the type.

Gecko because he's metro but prolly got a gf.

Rob because his wife will make him.

Wait a minute.

Saw it, it's AWFUL. Like, it's mindless sex with no nudity, it can't even be classified as pornography.

My wife asked me to come see this with her. I told her no. I then told her that the male equivalent was Striptease and I wouldn't ask her to go so a "mostly softcore porn film" with me. She saw that light.


So we stayed home and watched Robocop on Netflix, instead.

the dude who stars in this has reportedly dropped out of any sequels.

It's made over 400million on a 40million budget, so the guy's an idiot, financially speaking

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=fiftyshadesofgrey.htm

This movie was great.

Rob and I went to go see it and we held hands the whole time.

Originally posted by marwash22
the dude who stars in this has reportedly dropped out of any sequels.

First Hunnam dropped out, then this guy won't make any more movies lol.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's made over 400million on a 40million budget, so the guy's an idiot, financially speaking

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=fiftyshadesofgrey.htm All those people in the Twilight movies made a lot of money too... everyone involved has taken a career hit because of the association.

Originally posted by marwash22
All those people in the Twilight movies made a lot of money too... everyone involved has taken a career hit because of the association. Tbf, most of them were good actors to begin with.

Originally posted by marwash22
All those people in the Twilight movies made a lot of money too... everyone involved has taken a career hit because of the association.

I was going to respond with something like this:

Originally posted by Mindset
Tbf, most of them were good actors to begin with.



Though I will say that K. Stewart has improved. She had a bit roll in 'Still Alice' 2014, her 7mins of acting there were leagues superior to anything I've seen her do in the Twilight flicks. But I guess 70mil can buy you some great acting coaches

John Oliver on 50 Shades of Grey:

"My penis just yawned."

If I wasn't such an ultra-alpha-hetero-male, I would be in love with John Oliver.

Originally posted by Robtard
I was going to respond with something like this:





Though I will say that K. Stewart has improved. She had a bit roll in 'Still Alice' 2014, her 7mins of acting there were leagues superior to anything I've seen her do in the Twilight flicks. But I guess 70mil can buy you some great acting coaches Yea, I meant to type weren't.

You shut your face!

Originally posted by Robtard
You shut your face! Hold me in your strong arms and never let go.

This movie was terrible. The actor for C.Grey couldn't be a dom. It was just awkward. She was awkward, and he was a push over. I can't take him seriously as a Dom. He can't even eat her alive with a look.

Now if you have never done BDSM, watch it. If you have done BDSM. Don't it's boring.

apparently the books better

I watched this with my wife, watched the "UNCUT version" or whatever. I... well, it wasn't quite as bad as I was expecting, but still pretty bad. Felt like it could have been a decent provocative drama or something, but the music choices they used were just like crappy R&B for "making love" and there really wasn't jack squat worth of character development despite it concentrating on 2 main characters. Pretty bad.

...could have been good if Stanley Kubrick directed it, ala Eyes Wide Shut.