Hawkeye Vs Batman

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riv6672
Who's got the better gear?
HEs bow and arrows or Bat's utility belt?

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130203225334/marveldatabase/images/a/ae/Trick_Arrows_and_Hawkeye's_Quiver.jpg
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080621200236/marvel_dc/images/f/fd/Batman_Utility_Belt_Who's_Who.png

Both have been portrayed as having situation specific equipment (proximity sensor for white martians/Asgardian arrows), and some silly things (bat shark repellant/Asgardian arrows).
I've read HEs described as a utility belt with better range. I've read where Bats has more unique things, like lock picks and computer uplinks....

Kazenji
Why does one of Hawkeye's arrows tips look like a penis.

DarkSaint85
Anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough.

riv6672
Damn this thread got nuked QUICKLY.

Oh well.

Bentley
Everything was ruined when you posted those dildo pictures.

riv6672
Never had a chance...no

Scoobless
Can't see the pictures, didn't know he had a dildo arrow.

Can someone upload it via the kmc attachment option

riv6672
There are easier ways to see a pic of a cartoon dildo...erm

Scoobless
Originally posted by riv6672
There are easier ways to see a pic of a cartoon dildo...erm

You're the expert

stick out tongue

JK

I wanna see what you guys are interpreting as a sexual aid

Scoobless
Is it this:

riv6672
Cant see the picture.

Bentley
This thread gets more awesome by the minute.

Yes Scoob, it's the same pic.

Scoobless
More than half of them look like dildos.

It's the anal bead arrow that really surprised me.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Scoobless
It's the anal bead arrow that really surprised me.

That's what she said.

relentless1
lol this threads awesome, to answer the original question tho, bats would win a fight between hem and he has better weapons

JayDaDon
I miss those old comic panels where they used to break down superhero gear.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by Scoobless
More than half of them look like dildos.

It's the anal bead arrow that really surprised me.
Great observation with anal bead arrow. thumb up


I also see a couple of douche arrows.

Mindset
Originally posted by Kazenji
Why does one of Hawkeye's arrows tips look like a penis. You know why.

riv6672
You'd think someone would come in and give a half hearted " lets not derail threads" adminition....erm

Bentley
Originally posted by riv6672
You'd think someone would come in and give a half hearted " lets not derail threads" adminition....erm

Let me throw you a bone. Hehe, bone.

Edit: Ah, of course, the on topic reply! HE has better Equipment, Bruce's is more useful because Batman is more polyvalent.

riv6672
Too little hehe, little, too late.

Scoobless
Originally posted by riv6672
Too little hehe, little, too late.

Hawkeye's equipment rapes Batman.

no expression

Scoobless
3rd column, third arrow down, "Tear gas arrow"... Clearly it's a tampon arrow, possibly for dealing with She-Hulk every four weeks.

omg_smilie

Sin I AM
Obviously clint um....solos. dildo arrow ftw

SamZED
Originally posted by Kazenji
Why does one of Hawkeye's arrows tips look like a penis.
Originally posted by Bentley
Everything was ruined when you posted those dildo pictures. Nope. Don't see it. I'm afraid it's just you, guys.

Bentley
Originally posted by SamZED
Nope. Don't see it. I'm afraid it's just you, guys.

I wanted to reply with a joke about Russia and penis, but none of them came out funny mmm

riv6672
Hehe, came.

Scoobless
Hawkeye's equipment definitely has more penetrating power than Batman's, much smaller, equipment.

Blah blah blah shaft blah blah blah quiver blah blah blah tip blah blah blah pull blah blah blah wood.

You'd think he wouldn't wear a purple suit....

SamZED
Originally posted by Bentley
I wanted to reply with a joke about Russia and penis, but none of them came out funny mmm There's a good chance I'll be in France this March. Better be careful with those jokes, buddy. miffed stick out tongue

Originally posted by riv6672
Hehe, came. lol

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by SamZED
There's a good chance I'll be in France this March. Better be careful with those jokes, buddy. miffed stick out tongue

lol

I see Putin has ramped his plans up...

riv6672
Originally posted by SamZED
lol
wink

Bentley
Originally posted by SamZED
There's a good chance I'll be in France this March. Better be careful with those jokes, buddy. miffed stick out tongue

I have just the trick arrow to deal with you:

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb6/Enteithegreat/ARROWHEADS01_zpsd8e58784.jpg

If you pass by Lyon send me a message stick out tongue

Rezactic
IIRC Clint has arrows that can have Abomination reeling in pain, but Bruce has a missile that can send Captain Marvel flying.

I'd say Mr Terrific pwns both of them though big grin

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