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Alright Wolverine and Deadpool have both been hired to kill Superman for whatever reason both are given 3 weeks to prepare for the assignment. Deadpool has a sword able to cut through anything but can't use his teleportation and Wolverine is given a strength increase to 20 tons to make sure his claws will get through Superman's durable skin. The assassination takes place in Metropolis, can they gather enough info on Superman to pull the killing and if so who gets it done first?

Which Supes we using?

eh...If its Pre Nu52 Supes, unless Clark is having a a realy bad day I don't see either one being able to pull this off. But I would bet that DP's silliness could let him get the closest.

They team up and kill every Superman that ever existed.

As a result, we can finally read some good comics from DC.

^heh no.

Heh. Yes.

52 Superman

Okay, I'll settle for the team killing 52 different versions of Superman. Even though I'd prefer to wipe out all of them.

Now if this was a thread where they try to kill Aunt May......nah they couldn't pull that off either.

The speed/reaction difference between Superman and the assassins is so great, that they would appear as frozen in time to him when they attempted to kill him.

They could ambush him he might be worried about their attacks before it is to late. These guys are and won't hesitate for the killing blow. They have three week to prepare for what they are going to do.

I could see them using others to get close to him. Or attack him while he is doing his job posing as Clark Kent. Its not like Superman, or any character is always in Super Battle Mode.

To me, the question reads like this. "Can Logan and DP sneak up on Superman with a one shot kill weapon and three weeks to prepare". Yes, yes they can. So could Black Widow, Bullseye, Deathstroke etc. If they all had a high herald one-shotting piece of equipment.

Thor would be an easier target since he is usually distracted by having his face stuck in a mug of mead or some superheroes vagina. Unlike Clark who only becomes wet and distracted when he sees what the Silver Surfer can do.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I could see them using others to get close to him. Or attack him while he is doing his job posing as Clark Kent. Its not like Superman, or any character is always in Super Battle Mode.

To me, the question reads like this. "Can Logan and DP sneak up on Superman with a one shot kill weapon and three weeks to prepare". Yes, yes they can. So could Black Widow, Bullseye, Deathstroke etc. If they all had a high herald one-shotting piece of equipment.

Thor would be an easier target since he is usually distracted by having his face stuck in a mug of mead or some superheroes vagina. Unlike Clark who only becomes wet and distracted when he sees what the Silver Surfer can do.

What about h1's Superman?

I can't actually see what these two can do?

He would be uncuttable by a blade that can " cut anything".

Though, I dont think giving Logan an extra 19 tons in the strength dept would even make supes notice lol. Adamantium either magically cuts things or it doesent.

But walk through it in your head - Wolverine/DP would be able to sneak up on Superman?

I mean, DP with a sword is hardly subtle, and Wolverine is a walking metal skeleton - one sniff, and he's found out:

Superman, sniffing out metal inside a man's body:
http://i.imgur.com/gEZBoHI.jpg

As for getting stabbed....
http://i.imgur.com/mf0eDzz.jpg

Yeah, the upgrades won't help.

He knew the metal he sniffed but has he ever sniffed Adamantium plus Wolverine has super senses himself if he gets around Supes and Clark he will know their connection given him other ways to end Superman. Also getting stabbed and be decapitated is another.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
But walk through it in your head - Wolverine/DP would be able to sneak up on Superman?

I mean, DP with a sword is hardly subtle, and Wolverine is a walking metal skeleton - one sniff, and he's found out:

Superman, sniffing out metal inside a man's body:
http://i.imgur.com/gEZBoHI.jpg

As for getting stabbed....
http://i.imgur.com/mf0eDzz.jpg

Yeah, the upgrades won't help.

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar137245_15.gif

Clarkie's face when he gets dp'd by Logan and DP.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Adamantium either magically cuts things or it doesent.

Blade sharpens his stakes to the nanopoint, allowing him to pierce through the body armor and shit.

Logan's claws were stated to be honed keen enough to slice through anything.

Originally posted by golem370
He knew the metal he sniffed but has he ever sniffed Adamantium plus Wolverine has super senses himself if he gets around Supes and Clark he will know their connection given him other ways to end Superman.

I knew someone would try to use that argument, lol.

Have you ever smelled a smell you've never smelt before? What was that like?

You'd be thinking, oh, I've never smelled that before, I wonder what it is. Let's check it out. X-ray vision, on! Or some words to that effect.

Never smelling adamantium before, would make Clark use his other senses - and he'd spot Wolverine.

Wolverine has super senses, true - but nothing, NOTHING like Clark's.

He has sonar:
http://i.imgur.com/ivpl9oZ.png

And can hear things from around the world, whilst in a remote mountain range:
http://i.imgur.com/ilR0PtO.jpg

These two aren't sneaking up.

So what options does he have, knowing he's Clark Kent/Superman? I'm the one who used to argue that if Batman were in the same situation, h e'd target the Kents/Lane etc. DCnU Superman? The Kents are dead. He now hangs out with WW. Good luck threatening her, lol.

The would have to straight up fight him. Wonder if Superman would try to stand in one spot and tank Wolverine claws because if so, that would probably end in his death. If not, I can't see either of them beating him.

I still believe they could surprise him Wolverine is an experienced hunter he imo could sneak attack Superman. Also they both they prep time to kill Superman. Deadpool cuts his lower body off calls for help putting the sword beside him and when Superman comes in from Wade's screams he gets close to Deadpool to get him to the hospital and gets a blade in the cranium.

So he wouldn't think it weird that Wade is still clutching the sword? Or that this magical sword that can cut through anything isn't weird? Or is Wade hiding it behind his back, Loony Toones style?

I said he lays it to the side duh

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
So he wouldn't think

Precisely what the character is all about. Not thinking.

Originally posted by golem370
I said he lays it to the side duh

Sweet.

Wade now outreacts Superman. Cool thread.

I think Deadpool has the edge because of his 4th Wall awareness/slap-stickery which would likely allow him to know about Superman's weaknesses and procure some kryptonite. He'd likely ingest the kryptonite, try to sneak up on Superman, fail miserably, and while Superman is being dismissive of Deadpool's inept attempts and annoying antics Kal's getting weaker from being in proximity to Deadpool and Wade eventually lands a blow.

But before he can land a killing stroke Bruce and Diana show up and Deadpool gets lasso'd and punted to Brazil.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They team up and kill every Superman that ever existed.

As a result, we can finally read some good comics from DC.
This
Which in turn eliminates all of supermans rabid fans and erases all of the shittiness on the kmc boards

Yall would make horrible assassins. Clark Kent can be distracted. Either using his job, innocent people, are those he cares about. He doesent run around supersniffing everybody and I doubt that if he smells unknown metal hes just gonna go on the attack. He doesent run around the streets of Metropolis at ftl, sniffing and x-raying peoples crotches. Hes not Krypto.

In a fight, obviously they have no chance. But thats not what the op is asking, can they sneak up on him with a one shot kill weapon. There is different ways to sneak, you dont have to low crawl through the shadows to sneak up on someone. They have 3 weeks to prepare. Im pretty sure that two of Marvels top killers can come up with a better idea than walking down the street swingin a sword at people.

Exactly. So far, all the plans given would make Superman go wtf, this is a terrible assassination plan...

Deadpool breaks the 4th wall and rewrites the story so that he wins.

Not a chance for either of them. Your 'upgrades' are like pitting 2 toddlers against an Olympic gold medal heavyweight boxer, then saying that they will make a fight of it if you feed them both a couple of protein shakes and kit them out with some giant comedy boxing gloves.

'20 ton strength boost' and 'cuts-anything sword' are ridiculous when up against Superman, even in some of his weakest incarnations.

Deadpool is better than Wolverine in every way.

Originally posted by Mindset
Deadpool is better than Wolverine in every way.

http://i61.tinypic.com/118zpt0.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
http://i61.tinypic.com/118zpt0.jpg http://www.newnownext.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wolverine-gay.png

The only thing Wolverine is better at is seducing men.

pre-CGI version, Doctor Dumpster

https://41.media.tumblr.com/5d8f5706a936a672c1544da0e0b78de4/tumblr_inline_nsqdqo8eay1t6g3h3_540.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
pre-CGI version, Doctor Dumpster

https://41.media.tumblr.com/5d8f5706a936a672c1544da0e0b78de4/tumblr_inline_nsqdqo8eay1t6g3h3_540.jpg That's C3PO though.

https://41.media.tumblr.com/1886a6851f037a116748691d415b7b92/tumblr_nrhqrxMlsr1snssfdo1_500.png