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Kill yourself

Carthage.. You are too much classic..... Get immaginative. Listen some nuke dukem insult....
You really disapointy me... Just go fock yourself so deep that the one who will succesfully pull yur own duck of your own azz will be name king arthur.

Now we're talking.... Here its is Carthage... That's how you make insults.

Lmfao @ today's roast session.

Jump of the Eifell Tower Revanchiste

ayy lmao

Originally posted by carthage
Jump of the Eifell Tower Revanchiste
Hum there is some progress my apprentice... But still not enough and I'm not gonna to to Paris that soon considering the people within the metro the hour of waiting to acess The "tour Eifell"
Anyway jus try again....

Choke on a Baguette Revanchiste

Originally posted by carthage
Choke on a Baguette Revanchiste

Kinda hilarous but I only at some "bread in ball". And cereal for breakfrist.

Imaginative but try to be just a bit less specific.. Just a bit.

And call me Master please.

Du Pain en boule Bread in ball....

http://www.lamiecaline.com/files/00/01/97/00019715-a9c1c651fe81935273532ac531594431/1247_l.jpg

Get mauled by tigers Revanchiste

Hum yhea savage sex with some superior felines hum..... Love it.
Don't wanna join us???

Fall into a manhole Revanchiste

Originally posted by Revanchiste
Just go fock yourself so deep that the one who will succesfully pull yur own duck of your own azz will be name king arthur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8EMndSFFMk

Eat a stick of dynamite Revanchiste

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8EMndSFFMk
In fact Mr Antoine Daniel teach me this one.. It was drunk psychopathe clown with a creepy robotic voice who was saying something like that... Because I am going to rape you was just to classic...

If you had watched all the previous WTC video such thing should not harm your mind and scare the shit out of you within your dreams.... Because you had probably encounter worse....

Reference to JDG episode on Takeshi challenge part 2.

Join ISIS Revanchiste

Originally posted by carthage
Eat a stick of dynamite Revanchiste

This is lame I told you you are loosing your progress.....

*Hum watching some WTC videos to find inspiration....*

Puking rainbow as always :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRLpdvh8GxA
(It happen everytime within his videos....)

O.K I want to make love to goat cheese.. Nope... I want to put my penis within a Yogourt... nope (and he actually find a dude who made an entire song about this WTC joke and made a WTC episode about it...)

Ha yhea within the mecanophilie stuff.. Not your naught little car scene.

Ha yeha the everything can be a dildo if you have enough courage....
SO take a plane in your ass you naughty biatch :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F23568GDskw&feature=youtu.be&t=646

Get trampled by Elephants Revanchiste

What the **** is going on here?

Get tied to the train tracks Revanchiste

Sorry I'm running too fast due to troll physique, the train won't catch me up...

It was a message from Jean Ferrat
Branlouis Saltaquet (Search teh dfinition of se Branler in french to understandand Sale taquet)
and Jean-Claude Hitler.

Get struck by Thor's Hammer Revanchiste

More anal, more dirty, more bott, more biatches more rape !!!!
Thor's hammer is good it have magnettude.. But it is not enough...

On se revvera au chalet.

Au chalet XD is a WTC famous punchline........... Just hmpfff cannot explain ahahahahaha...

Ha yhea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EerMCWNon34
Seconde video that he rpesent there is a cat that sock a dog that sock another dog HOMOSEXUAL ZOOPHILIE IN A THREESOME WITH ORAL SEXE !!!!!

Ha yeha if you want to back to the main topic just tell me...

Originally posted by Revanchiste
nuke dukem

You literally f**k everything up.

Also, this:

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
What the **** is going on here?

If the dude had a decent gameplay in his lats game I don't think that the character would have been bitchslaped that much... And now is the days of the 80's action heroe return... So....
HA FUOCK DUKE NUKE DUKE NUKE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
MALAL !!!!! CREEEEEEDDDD !!!!!

Get stuck in a washing machine Revanchiste

Hmpfff your trolling is innefective you will at least one day give a good punchline....

Strill Take a plane in your azz you naughty biatch, you like that.

Fall off Mt. Kilimanjaro Revanchiste

Efeil ower check Kilimanjaro check..
If you get stick to the kill yourself thingy be immaginative, like buy a costa cruise ticket !
Make it less obvious that I die ate the end.

Blast off with Team Rocket Revanchiste

Pokemon refference.. Hum... Refferences are goods.. But Pokemon humhum.. It's a clash carthage. a Clash you know what I mean?

Originally posted by Revanchiste
Pokemon refference.. Hum... Refferences are goods.. But Pokemon humhum.. It's a clash carthage. a Clash you know what I mean? No one knows what you mean, ever.

Get slowly digested by a Sarlacc Revanchiste

NTjack0 1 Cartage 0 !!!

fall into a cauldron Revanchiste

You do not even read my advices....

No one ever reads your posts. Not even Jesus loves you, you are lower than even Bane's corpse on the ladder of the Killer of Movies

+0.5 Still but nobody love you is too much clean and classic... But you put some effort in in.. In the other hand I gave you an ooportunity that you had exploited.. SO +0.5 is fair...

Get eaten by the Loch ness monster Revanchiste

Ho meyan :
"I like a good cigar...and a bad woman..."

There is some material for a big azz insult here... Come on Carthage you can do it.. Show me that you have some real balls !!!

From the Doctor who Cloned me

"Die you metal mother****er."

XD There is a laser dodging section within the game and Duke Nukem say :
"Dammit that was close enough to save my balls !!!!"

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Oh...your azz is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.

Anyway...
You're an inspiration for birth control. Because you treated me like this and expected me to be serious, you had reached moronic level that migt amaze Dan ibischi himself.... You suck at life.

The only girl that you will kiss is my boot your face and them make a perfect couple...
Stll your face your ass Where's the difference? SO i'm gonna kick your ass so hard that you willbeg me to put the entire Effeil tower in your azz instead. TWICE !!!

Your are going to call me god. Fortunatly for your those who leave like a slave eat like a king.

That's how you clash someone !!!