Star Wars jokes
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jinXed by JaNx
What do you call a band member that plays alone?
A Han Solo.
Nuke Nixon
There goes Jinx, always stroking his wookie.
Dave_97
George Lucas directing.
The best starwars joke of them all.
Shots fired in a Galaxy far far away
NewLanceWindu
What do you call 5 Sith piled on top of a lightsaber?
A Sith-Kabob!
Dramatic Gecko
What's the temperature of a Taun Taun's insides?
Luke Warm.
(Very good jokes everyone. Except you Dave. That was cheap and lazy and you should feel bad.)
riv6672
What do you call a Mexican jedi?
Obi-Juan Kenobi.
Nuke Nixon
Oh you guys, always trying to Wedge silly jokes into everything.
Flyattractor
Star Wars: Phantom Menace. Episode 1.
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riv6672
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Oh you guys, always trying to Wedge silly jokes into everything.
Han joked first.
Flyattractor
I will say that some of the Star Wars Lego specials have been funnier then they really have a right to be.
Nuke Nixon
Star Wars fans are a fairly unhappy bunch. For every one that's content you "see three P-O'd"
How did the astromech droid get around the road work? He took an R2-Detour.
What do you call a Tattooine coffee shop? Java the Hutt.
What do you call a Mon Calamari muffin stand? Admiral Snackbar.
Why did the Nexu bite the Wookiee? It thought he would be Chewie!
riv6672
Originally posted by Flyattractor
I will say that some of the Star Wars Lego specials have been funnier then they really have a right to be.
My kid had one on a few months ago, as i walked in the living room i look at the TV and see Vader, hands behind his head, feet propped up, humming his own theme song.
I laughed out loud.
Genesis-Soldier
Yo mumma so fat Jubba the Hutt said "damnnnn"
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