Times where you just throwawaythebook cause it was stupid

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HulkIsHulk
Like this:
Fafnir the dragon vs armorless and naked Tony stark and Cap with some stolen troll weapons and without his shield
http://s1138.photobucket.com/user/bellstark/media/avengers%20prime%203/avengersprime3_bellstark_3.jpg.html
http://s1138.photobucket.com/user/bellstark/media/avengers%20prime%203/avengersprime3_bellstark_4.jpg.html
http://s1138.photobucket.com/user/bellstark/media/avengers%20prime%203/avengersprime3_bellstark_5.jpg.html
http://s1138.photobucket.com/user/bellstark/media/avengers%20prime%203/avengersprime3_bellstark_6.jpg.html
http://s1138.photobucket.com/user/bellstark/media/avengers%20prime%203/avengersprime3_bellstark_7.jpg.html
Best proof of
Cap >>>> Thor
Random troll sword and shield >>>>> Mjolnir

riv6672
Any and everything by Chuck Austen.

http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Avengers29-300x465.jpg

I wouldnt wipe a baboon's ass with an Austen comic, as it would soil the poor animal.

HulkIsHulk
You are absolutely right. And if there is comic which Loeb writes with Cap facing off a top tieror someone close, Cap will win.

Henry_Pym
Pretty much everything printed right now, it's insulting to my intelligence as a comic book fan and as a functioning adult.

Nothing makes sense, and everything feels like it was written by someone who has never read the character's comic. It's like Bendis is writing everything.

riv6672
^^^way too generalized to be taken seriously.
A specific writer (Bendis/Austen), yes. The entire industry? Silly.

One Big Mob
I just delete it off my hard drive. Last week I deleted a whole bunch of comics off my phone to make way for porn. I made the right choice

StiltmanFTW
laughing out loud

I'm glad I'm not the only one who deletes stuff just to make space for porn.

One Big Mob
I tried to dl Carmen Kinsley and it wouldn't let me. What a couple gigs of comics were doing on my phone in the first place is a mystery but they're a distant memory now in favor of better ones.

Goodbye Thor, hello boner

SamZED
As long as you're not deleting your family pictures to free space for porn i'd say you're fine.

riv6672
Oops.

Raisen
Anything with super man

Surtur
All of Identity Crisis.

leonidas
really?? i loved identity crisis....

convergence and the new secret wars were terrible enough to pi$$ me off for different reasons. convergence was just flat out awful while sw was in the making for....3 years? and THAT is the explanation we get? just absurd imo. tbh, there is a LOT of stuff from the 80's that was just unreadable--a LOT. i think, by and large, the quality of writing OVERALL in the market is better now than it probably ever has been, and the art too. i think the internet has helped keep writers and their works more honest. marvel had that arc a few years back called maximum security that was unreadable. i hated the goddess arc in the infinity series' as well (infinity crusade??)

anyway, there has been a lot of really, really horrible stuff put out there.....

HulkIsHulk
Actually, the writing now is pretty good except for dc and marvel's majority

HulkIsHulk
And the same arc as the pics in the op Fafnir gave Thor a good fight

Surtur
Originally posted by leonidas
really?? i loved identity crisis....

Yeah, but how did the "Deathstroke vs the JLA" encounter not make you want to light the comic on fire?

deathslash
Originally posted by Surtur
Yeah, but how did the "Deathstroke vs the JLA" encounter not make you want to light the comic on fire? this. also, how did the "doctor light rapes sue and the league mindwipes batman and light" not make you want to vomit?

leonidas
guess i don't really care as much about pis as others. tbh, i think it's an age thing. not sure how old most here are, but i'm guessing younger. the vast majority of my comic collecting years i never once looked at the internet let alone knew what a forum might one day become. i just took pis as cool showings for characters i liked, and crap for those i didn't. so seeing ds beat the league|? barely a blip on my radar. as for the ending? the mystery was awesome, and the deviation from the usual cosmic villain storyline that dominates 'events' these days made identity crisis easily one of my favourite events in the last 15 years by either company. it's near the top tbh.

Insane Titan
Any Pak Hulk story.

Rao Kal El
Superman blackout is one of the worst most dumb comics I have ever read.

Dc's Millenium is also pretty dumb

Flyattractor
Liefeld's first appearance of Lobo in the Nu52 in his Deathstroke Run.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/66/b2/0e/66b20e54e7686db7a2e40b00048aeee8.jpg

Best/Worst part of the book is when Leifeld went on a rant about how Lobo was the LAST CZARNIAN because He KILLED all of the others. and then introduced Lobo's Czarnian girlfriend in the next panel.

riv6672
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Superman blackout is one of the worst most dumb comics I have ever read.

Dc's Millenium is also pretty dumb
Yes it was. Even without the surprise villain switch out.

deathslash
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Liefeld's first appearance of Lobo in the Nu52 in his Deathstroke Run.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/66/b2/0e/66b20e54e7686db7a2e40b00048aeee8.jpg

Best/Worst part of the book is when Leifeld went on a rant about how Lobo was the LAST CZARNIAN because He KILLED all of the others. and then introduced Lobo's Czarnian girlfriend in the next panel. where are lobo's lips in that scan?

riv6672
Same place Liefeld's were to get the job?

But really, i think they're painted black.

Q99
Originally posted by Henry_Pym
Pretty much everything printed right now, it's insulting to my intelligence as a comic book fan and as a functioning adult.

Nothing makes sense, and everything feels like it was written by someone who has never read the character's comic. It's like Bendis is writing everything.


Old man yells at cloud?

ghostman
stan lees just imagine

**** outta here

tkitna
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/6/67663/3470317-08.jpg

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/0/7666/787940-a39fe1d57vn.jpg

Dumbest comic I've ever read.

riv6672
Originally posted by Q99
Old man yells at cloud?
I've been called that; he's owning it though. stick out tongue

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by deathslash
where are lobo's lips in that scan?

He chewed on them, like a zombie.

riv6672
I can do without the entire Masters of Doom storyline.

http://comicvine.gamespot.com/the-masters-of-doom/4045-55894/

-Pr-
Identity Crisis is a very good book imo. There is a hefty amount of PIS in the Deathstroke fight, sure, but Meltzer cared more about the personalities and the story itself. It's a crime drama that stars superheroes. I usually can't stand Rags Morales on art, but the writing was so good that I could get past it. Seeing things from so many perspectives, and treating superheroes as people first (which is my favourite thing a writer can do), made it awesome to me.

Tornado's Path, which Meltzer wrote later on, was also very good imo.

Stuff I found bad... I remember buying X-Men Civil War, and getting tired of it by the second issue. I bought the rest to complete the set, but it wasn't fun. The arc where Vulcan went off to mess with the Shi'ar started off well too, but his character was absolutely destroyed the minute he met Deathbird, and soured the rest of the arc for me. I haven't bought an Uncanny X-Men comic since X-Men 499.

Robinson on Superman. Even Austen has his high points, but Robinson... Ugh.

That weird story with the X-Men trying to arrest Wanda and the Avengers wanting to stop them and the Young Avengers in the middle somehow.

Hudlin's run on Black Panther coincided with me trying to get in to the character. That didn't go well.

Surtur
Originally posted by deathslash
this. also, how did the "doctor light rapes sue and the league mindwipes batman and light" not make you want to vomit?

Yeah it was just odd all around. Suddenly a villain is a rapist, suddenly the JLA is mind wiping f*cking Batman.

It's like they couldn't really think of any better reason to explain why Dr. Light suddenly become incompetent? It had to be "he's a mind wiped rapist".

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