Indiana Jones 5

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Inhuman
Disney Officially Announces INDIANA JONES 5 For 2019; Steven Spielberg And Harrison Ford Will Return

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/indiana_jones/disney-officially-announces-indiana-jones-5-for-2019-steven-a132138


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BruceSkywalker
proly won't see unless I like the female lead

Darth Thor
2019?

Jeez how young do they think Ford is?

Think this will only work well if Ford is playing more of a mentor role and less of the action lead.

The Nuul
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/42000/Old-Indiana-Jones-in-a-Wheelchair-42290.jpg

Inhuman
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
proly won't see unless I like the female lead

What about if the lead is Shia Labeouf in drag?

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Inhuman
What about if the lead is Shia Labeouf in drag?

lol.. that dude needs serious help

carthage
no thanks

quanchi112
Never an Indy fan.

Khazra Reborn
77 year old Harrison Ford? That's pushing it.

Mindset
Originally posted by Inhuman
What about if the lead is Shia Labeouf in drag? Just preordered 50 tickets.

ares834
I liked Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It was certainly better than Temple of Doom.

Come at me haters.

Patient_Leech
^ Crazy talk.

Oh, Jesus... please don't let this happen. Please, Jay-sus!!

This is gonna turn me to Jay-sus!!!

Kazenji
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
proly won't see unless I like the female lead

Do you even like the Indiana Jones movies?

steverules_2
Didn't I make a thread about this already??

Darth Thor
Originally posted by steverules_2
Didn't I make a thread about this already??



When? It was only officially announced yesterday.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by steverules_2
Didn't I make a thread about this already??
We'll probably never know. That search function was giving me a hell of a time the other day.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Darth Thor
When? It was only officially announced yesterday.

http://s30.postimg.org/p6bf3wmht/lip_syn_battle_5300198_GIFSoup_com.gif

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t621416.html

Kazenji
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
We'll probably never know. That search function was giving me a hell of a time the other day.

I find its out of whack everytime i've used it.

Impediment
Maybe Indy will be the Sean Connery of this film while a new lead role is introduced.

steverules_2
I hope we don't get Shia LaBeouf taking over

The Nuul
Originally posted by steverules_2
I hope we don't get Shia LaBeouf taking over

He will

http://replygif.net/i/336.gif

steverules_2
And that'll be how he looks in the film

Mindset
Originally posted by Impediment
Maybe Indy will be the Sean Connery of this film while a new lead role is introduced. I'm in talks with the studios to be the lead.

I'll let you guys know what happens.

queeq
I think I know...

The Nuul
Originally posted by Mindset
I'm in talks with the studios to be the lead.

I'll let you guys know what happens.

http://pre02.deviantart.net/7f59/th/pre/i/2015/305/1/e/black_indiana_jones_by_bypaulo-d9f7k2x.jpg

jinXed by JaNx
no one cares anymore.

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Mindset
I'm in talks with the studios to be the lead.

I'll let you guys know what happens.

But I thought you liked the business end of the whip.

queeq
Bada CHING...

Kazenji
Getting David Koepp back for scriptwriting duties

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/indiana-jones-digs-up-familiar-write-to-pen-script-for-fifth-adventure-441

Kazenji
George Lucas will be involved with this movie

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/george-lucas-is-involved-with-indiana-jones-5-292

Darth Thor
^ Good.

People can slag him all they like, but it wasn't Disney who made Star Wars and Indy such Epic franchises. It was Lucas (and Spielberg for Indy).

Kazenji
Lol people are acting like the date for this movie is actual new news

its been known since last year.

Patient_Leech
Holy Christ, is this still a thing? Why is this still a thing?

Crystal Skull was so awful this should just end... or at least reboot it completely. I'm sure they will, so they might as well..

Dr Will Hatch
I love Crystal Skull, come fight me.

Patient_Leech
As long as you love it in an ironic sort of way, that's fine.

I just hope they don't turn it into Star Wars and we'll have to suffer with a new movie every year (or more) until we're dead.

Firefly218
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Holy Christ, is this still a thing? Why is this still a thing?

Crystal Skull was so awful this should just end... or at least reboot it completely. I'm sure they will, so they might as well.. I think because Crystal Skull was so awful, Spielberg and Ford want to end the series on a better note

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Firefly218
I think because Crystal Skull was so awful, Spielberg and Ford want to end the series on a better note

You're probably right, but I don't think Spielberg has it in him anymore. He's not that rebellious young filmmaker anymore. They were truly inspired back in the day, with all three films. Now it's too forced.

riv6672
Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I love Crystal Skull, come fight me.
Crystal Skull was awesome.

Kazenji
Shia LeBeouf isn't returning after all

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/shia-labeouf-will-not-be-in-indiana-jones-5-249

riv6672
Not a huge loss, easily explained.
Plus i'm with Ford in thinking Shia's a ****ing idiot.
Good actor, but not worth tension on the set.

Surtur
Originally posted by Kazenji
Shia LeBeouf isn't returning after all

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/shia-labeouf-will-not-be-in-indiana-jones-5-249

Noooooo! He was such a great character. Why God why?

Kazenji
Guess you'll have to wait for that Mutt Williams spin off movie then.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Kazenji
Shia LeBeouf isn't returning after all

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/shia-labeouf-will-not-be-in-indiana-jones-5-249

I'm hoping that the whole production team and production will not be returning.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I'm hoping that the whole production team and production will not be returning.

Not even Spielberg and Lucas?

Patient_Leech
Especially them. Hopefully the whole production team will go on strike and this atrocity won't happen. You do remember how awful Crystal Skull was, don't you?

Flyattractor
So you are saying that both Steven and George are "Old and Past It"?

Patient_Leech
Well, I wasn't necessarily going to go that far, but you're probably right. For these sorts of movies, yes. The first three are masterpieces of pulp masculine action-adventure. The 4th is an abomination of old-fartery.

Flyattractor
Grandpa's shouldn't be allowed to make movies for the Grandkids then?

Surtur
I always thought GL was better at producing than writing or directing. That said, he did come up with the "how about aliens" for the 4th film.

Spielberg seemed to just hate his life so much he said "f*ck it okay George". If Spielberg can't even tell this man "no" who the hell can?

Kazenji
Last i heard Lucas & Spielberg will be involved, Unless that has changed

i can understand not wanting Lucas how he's gone the last few years, But at least keep Spielberg.

quanchi112
I never gave a rats ass about the jones films.

Kazenji
Then why the **** did you just post then?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Kazenji
Then why the **** did you just post then? To piss you off. Mission accomplished.

riv6672
Originally posted by Kazenji
Then why the **** did you just post then?
The ignore feature is a blessing.

Kazenji
Pretty much, For some folks.

quanchi112
Originally posted by riv6672
The ignore feature is a blessing. So go post on Facebook if you're so sensitive. Weak.

riv6672
Originally posted by Kazenji
Pretty much, For some folks.
The part i like best is how they'll keep ranting at you once you put them on ignore, swearing to god you're somehow receiving the messages telepathically.

quanchi112
Originally posted by riv6672
The part i like best is how they'll keep ranting at you once you put them on ignore, swearing to god you're somehow receiving the messages telepathically. It is in to mock those scared of people online. I bet you are a social outcast as well and that you rarely shave or shower.

Patient_Leech
Quan. Why don't you do everyone here a favor and go crawl back into the cave you've been in for the last few months? thumb up

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Quan. Why don't you do everyone here a favor and go crawl back into the cave you've been in for the last few months? thumb up

I think Quan's violating his parole conditions by posting again.

He shouldn't be posting on a message board with minors around.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I think Quan's violating his parole conditions by posting again.

He shouldn't be posting on a message board with minors around. Says the guy who started a relationship with a minor and raised someone else's kid. laughing out loud

quanchi112
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Quan. Why don't you do everyone here a favor and go crawl back into the cave you've been in for the last few months? thumb up Didnt you welcome me back yesterday. Make up your mind you woman. Maybe it's that time of the month and your emotions are running wild.

Surtur
Originally posted by Kazenji
Last i heard Lucas & Spielberg will be involved, Unless that has changed

i can understand not wanting Lucas how he's gone the last few years, But at least keep Spielberg.

My opinion will be unpopular, but I say either let the franchise die or stop using Harrison Ford. Get a younger Indy, not someone who is 75 yrs old.

Was anyone blown away by Fords performance in Episode 7?

Darth Thor
Originally posted by Surtur
My opinion will be unpopular, but I say either let the franchise die or stop using Harrison Ford. Get a younger Indy, not someone who is 75 yrs old.

Was anyone blown away by Fords performance in Episode 7?



That's not the unpopular opinion at all. Reboot is the way to go.

riv6672
While i've no problem with a crusty old Indy, a reboot wouldnt bother me.

I've been lobbying for Patton Oswalt in the role for ages.
https://imghost.io/images/2017/09/08/image.jpg

Patient_Leech
I simply don't think it's possible to recapture the charm of the original 3 movies even if they do try to reboot it (which they no doubt will at some point). They really should just leave it alone and come up with some other similar action adventure film franchise. There's no need to call it Indiana Jones except for marketing purposes. So just get a big-name actor who can make up for not having the Indiana Jones name and wa-la... problem solved.

riv6672
^^^We could gender flip it, thats in right now.
Get a big name actress.
Put her in a skimpy outfit.
Give it a title thats an homage to the Imdiana Jones source material...
instead of raiding a lost ark, the character could...raid TOMBS!!!

Flyattractor
They are going to have to CGI so much of Harrison they may as well just make it a Pixar Film.

Kazenji
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^We could gender flip it, thats in right now.
Get a big name actress.
Put her in a skimpy outfit.
Give it a title thats an homage to the Imdiana Jones source material...
instead of raiding a lost ark, the character could...raid TOMBS!!!

So basically rip off Tomb Raider?

riv6672
https://media.giphy.com/media/PprHjp7DCw4BW/giphy.gif

Kazenji
Well what your saying is basically that or something like it.

riv6672
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Kazenji
I get that your attempting to be funny with that other post, But it failed.

riv6672
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quanchi112
Riv attempts be funny and make friends. He fails every time.

Esau Cairn
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
There's no need to call it Indiana Jones except for marketing purposes. So just get a big-name actor who can make up for not having the Indiana Jones name and wa-la... problem solved.

Revamp the original inspiration into a franchise.

Allan Quartermain.

Dr Will Hatch
Hell no to a reboot. Harrison Ford as Indy until he dies.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Hell no to a reboot. Harrison Ford as Indy until he dies.

Oh great. You just cursed him to probably die on the set of making this movie.

Way to Go A-Hole!!!!!


mad

riv6672
Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
...Harrison Ford as Indy until he dies.
Not a damn thing wrong with THAT. thumb up

Kazenji
Spielberg won't be doing the 5th film, James Mangold is in talks

https://variety.com/2020/film/news/steven-spielberg-indiana-jones-5-james-mangold-harrison-ford-1203515698/

Kazenji
Antonio Banderas has joined the cast

https://www.joblo.com/movie-news/indiana-jones-5-antonio-banderas

riv6672

BruceSkywalker
this should be ford's swan song.. he should retire after this

Patient_Leech
What idiotic Fast and Furious-level stupid shit will they come up with for part 5, I wonder. 🤦‍♂️

Mariland4
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
What idiotic Fast and Furious-level stupid shit will they come up with for part 5, I wonder. 🤦‍♂️ Are you actually Vin Diesel. Because would be hilarious, Vin Diesel talking shit on the very B-rated roles he was in.

With a Riddick avi, as if Vin Diesel actually knew which of his roles were good and which were bad. Now that's what I call a self-aware, conscious actor!

Patient_Leech
Yes, you caught me. I am Vin Diesel! 😱

riv6672

Patient_Leech

Kazenji
I doubt it's gonna get to Fast and Furious-level of craziness for the action scenes with James Mangold directing this one.

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