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Who wins?

Classic IF would most likely die.

Current... just spams IFs till there's nothing. Literally nothing, the entire city burned to the ground.

S.H.I.E.L.D. arrives. Apprehends Danny. Nick Fury (black) rapes him in the cell. No lube used.

Danny's lawyer steals all his cash.

And that's how it ends... sorry, cdtm.

I'm imagining John Leguizamo getting karate fisted through the skull. This image pleases me.

It would please Violator, too.

And his adamantium-hard erection would kill Rand.

Does he have any kind of regen?

I know you can't kill him, but when Spawn took off his arm, it stayed off (Until he was trapped in clown form).